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Also, what would the Enchanted Rose have done had the Beast excepted the old woman’s gift from the jump?
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
So the Beast was 20 and Belle was 16? Typical small town shit
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I love seeing parents just love and pour into their kids’ interests! Especially when those interests are not something the parents were into before but they get into it to support or cheer on or spend time with their kids. Makes my day!
November 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Tried to listen to Audiobook instead of reading.

Failed.
November 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Bill Simmons is really becoming Santa Claus.
November 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Is a banana a meal?
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Truth is, I’m just ready to hibernate.
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Here’s a stat: I’m eating my first chunky soup of the winter season before it’s actually cold. First time in history.
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
1st player with 4 passing touchdowns and 0 interceptions in 3 consecutive regular season games.

[insert Waka Flaka meme]

I can barely say that in one breath. Give it a rest, stat guys.
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
My only problem with this Prime Video NBA broadcast is that these guys are way underdressed to be next to Taylor Rooks.
November 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Wow they definitely sent the wrong guy home on Finding Mr. Christmas. Should’ve been Angel!
November 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Me, literally losing it trying to sit still during this game. Holy moly!
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Not that I don’t think they should be addressing the sports gambling/betting in the NBA, but you’re telling me Kash Patel doesn’t have ANYTHING better to do with his time? There’s not more pressing national issues than this?
October 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Why is Carmelo not in a suit? What exactly is going on with TMac’s hair? What’s going on with these mics? How is NBC not ready for this broadcast?
October 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
It’s always disappointing but never surprising. How they arbitrarily come up with totals ppl should be donating is beyond me. He wants that extra, he should match it!
I want Black people to know that men like this ARE NOT men of God.. ya’ll need to leave these churches. This is not ok
October 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Having a rough evening. Over toasted by BLT bread.
October 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Seasons officially over. 😭
October 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It’s crazy how cars basically sing now.
October 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Hey, did you wanna watch sports in 2025? No problem! That'll be $500,000 a year plus an unshakeable gambling habit.
October 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Someone give me the strength to go grocery shopping. Because if the Eagles can give up, then so can I.
October 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The Eagles really piss me off
October 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
No please don’t do celery like this - I like celery 🥲
Great time to say I’ve always hated Dave Chappelle’s voice. Sounds like celery, can’t explain it.
September 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I love seeing all these ppl taking lunchtime walks around the office building while I stuff my face with a hoagie on a bench. They all have my full support!
September 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Took me 2 hours to finish my breakfast today. Just in time for lunch. New PR!
September 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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It’s a US Ryder Cup performance fitting of the current state of America.
September 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM