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parody of https://unbitn.com/
unpredictable release dates are our passion. "Last message sent at" is our fuel. ♦️ creator of half life3 ♦️
posting updates of is-tmone-bay-out.neocities.org

run by @jailman.bsky.social
not affiliated with UNBITN
hello hylis is a posting here! ^_^
unbitn is no more, time is arriving and the launchpad is rocketing!!! are you excite??
January 31, 2026 at 7:50 AM
To signify Stadium's superiority, we have removed the BayCar from TMOne Bay. As a next step, we are also planning on destroying the entire TMOne ecosystem in favour of TM2 Stadium.
January 31, 2026 at 7:47 AM
We are proud to announce BayGBT, the world's first AI chatbot within Maniaplanet. Complete with XMPP intergration, this is the most sophisticated chatbot to date. Be prepared to explore this and more on Juneuary 3st, 3026.
January 23, 2026 at 8:12 PM
We are excited to announce SMOne Cryo, and QMOne History, available now in your local GameStop
November 17, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Heads up! These images are gone from unbitn.com, if anyone has any backup of them, let me know!
October 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
another bay leak:
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October 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
👀 let's take a look...
October 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
today is not the day. but tomorrow isn't
October 2, 2025 at 12:47 PM
it's been a while, but we're proud to announce Sex is coming to TMOne Bay
January 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
TMOne Bay E10 track is breaking my body lately

but worth it - biggest map, fanciest map, bay vibes and immersion
December 18, 2024 at 8:24 PM
yeah I'm a MILF

Man
I
Love
Florenzius' TMOne Bay
December 18, 2024 at 12:52 PM
i may not think but i DREAM of the day bay lays upon my hands
December 16, 2024 at 3:34 PM
i had such a productive day. i dreamt about tmone bay everytime i slept, and tried to scrape the unbitn website for the 279th time with no results. I'm so happy
December 16, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Nyamon will be added to TMOne Bay. This decision is final and irreversible
Nyamon, a mix of a cat and a lemon, is the mascot of Onomichi City.
December 16, 2024 at 3:14 PM
new photo added to the bay public list, available at is-tmone-bay-out.neocities.org/baycontent
December 11, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Watch our new 51 hour interview with John Bay, the Woman behind the Trackmania Bay environment, releasing 2089
December 11, 2024 at 7:22 PM
The fog is coming. The fog is getting closer and closer every day. The fog. October 2025.
December 11, 2024 at 7:36 AM
top 3 unbitn facts:
3. tmone speed was originally called "tmone sonic" but sega sued unbitn and won a whopping 4 Dollars (net patreon donations)
2. "cranked up" alpine update was named after flo as he was "cranking it"
1. "bay testing #2" will not be in tmone bay
December 3, 2024 at 6:10 PM
TMOneCalorie Celery coming soon as a healthy alternative to TMFat Bay
December 3, 2024 at 6:04 PM
happy new year!
November 22, 2024 at 11:01 AM
our team of ManiaScript engineers has carefully crafted Bay and has concluded that ManiaScript is ManiaDogShit
November 21, 2024 at 7:35 AM
hylis will be in tmone bay. yes he will be there on the maps Bay C03 and Bay E10. he will just be standing there looking at you while you're racing, and if you run him over he dies irl
November 21, 2024 at 7:26 AM
We are sorry to announce this, but TMOne Bay has been destroyed in a recent accident after flo "renzius" accidentally installed a virus labelled "baydelayer[dot]exe".
November 20, 2024 at 10:11 AM
tmone bay will cost 5 planets per official race in campaign to remove bots from leaderboards
November 20, 2024 at 8:00 AM