Kitt
@uncertaintiming.bsky.social
If you follow me:
You’ll get used to my sense of humor
You’ll be drawn to my kindness
You’ll see a lot of Robert Pattinson, General Hospital & #antiMaga
You’ll get used to my sense of humor
You’ll be drawn to my kindness
You’ll see a lot of Robert Pattinson, General Hospital & #antiMaga
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Kitt
@uncertaintiming.bsky.social
· Feb 3
I need help with an expression
Let’s say you are asking a newish mechanic if he’s performed a lot of a certain fix procedure
What’s an expression s/he can say to charmingly answer yes it has been performed many times/has experience
Let’s say you are asking a newish mechanic if he’s performed a lot of a certain fix procedure
What’s an expression s/he can say to charmingly answer yes it has been performed many times/has experience
Ryan Gosling in trailer for Project Hail Mary
a woman is sitting in front of a microphone with the words `` not bad at all '' on her face .
ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a microphone with the words `` not bad at all '' on her face .
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February 18, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Ryan Gosling in trailer for Project Hail Mary
February 18, 2026 at 3:02 AM
This name “Mac Forehand” is killing me ⛷️⛷️⛷️
February 18, 2026 at 2:39 AM
This name “Mac Forehand” is killing me ⛷️⛷️⛷️
Holy crap that’s so crazy!
February 18, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Holy crap that’s so crazy!
The ski jumping is INSANE!!!
Every single aspect of it! ⛷️ And it is snowing! 🌨️
Every single aspect of it! ⛷️ And it is snowing! 🌨️
February 18, 2026 at 2:20 AM
The ski jumping is INSANE!!!
Every single aspect of it! ⛷️ And it is snowing! 🌨️
Every single aspect of it! ⛷️ And it is snowing! 🌨️
I don’t dislike chunky salsa
I just prefer to send it a few rounds through the Nutribullet first
I just prefer to send it a few rounds through the Nutribullet first
a man in a plaid shirt is smiling in front of a stainless steel refrigerator with the word smooth on it
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February 16, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I don’t dislike chunky salsa
I just prefer to send it a few rounds through the Nutribullet first
I just prefer to send it a few rounds through the Nutribullet first
So Spiteful Bondi has released the names in the files
And surely after all this time nothing could have been tampered with 🙄 Some names on there are of people Trump takes personal issue with.
Almost like there was some editing of the list in a vindictive “If I’m going down then so are you” way
And surely after all this time nothing could have been tampered with 🙄 Some names on there are of people Trump takes personal issue with.
Almost like there was some editing of the list in a vindictive “If I’m going down then so are you” way
a cartoon says fyi if i 'm going down i 'm taking you all with me ..
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February 16, 2026 at 5:28 PM
So Spiteful Bondi has released the names in the files
And surely after all this time nothing could have been tampered with 🙄 Some names on there are of people Trump takes personal issue with.
Almost like there was some editing of the list in a vindictive “If I’m going down then so are you” way
And surely after all this time nothing could have been tampered with 🙄 Some names on there are of people Trump takes personal issue with.
Almost like there was some editing of the list in a vindictive “If I’m going down then so are you” way
How many of you got the Russell Stover candy heart box that used to hold 16 candies and now thanks to a plastic mold taking up space inside it only comes with 9 pieces?
Russell Stovers you get a big fat F
Russell Stovers you get a big fat F
February 16, 2026 at 1:23 AM
How many of you got the Russell Stover candy heart box that used to hold 16 candies and now thanks to a plastic mold taking up space inside it only comes with 9 pieces?
Russell Stovers you get a big fat F
Russell Stovers you get a big fat F
When you have a salad for lunch followed by mint chocolate chip ice cream!
Just getting in my greens 🥬
Just getting in my greens 🥬
a woman in a witch costume is standing in a field
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February 15, 2026 at 6:24 PM
When you have a salad for lunch followed by mint chocolate chip ice cream!
Just getting in my greens 🥬
Just getting in my greens 🥬
Yesterday our family was talking who read Iliad &Odyssey.
Surprisingly my husband has not so I encouraged him to read the Odyssey.
This morning: “would your sudden interest in Homer have anything to do with Rob Pattinson being in the movie coming out that I suspect you want me to go see w u?
Surprisingly my husband has not so I encouraged him to read the Odyssey.
This morning: “would your sudden interest in Homer have anything to do with Rob Pattinson being in the movie coming out that I suspect you want me to go see w u?
a black and white photo of a person standing in front of a curtain asking who me .
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February 15, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Yesterday our family was talking who read Iliad &Odyssey.
Surprisingly my husband has not so I encouraged him to read the Odyssey.
This morning: “would your sudden interest in Homer have anything to do with Rob Pattinson being in the movie coming out that I suspect you want me to go see w u?
Surprisingly my husband has not so I encouraged him to read the Odyssey.
This morning: “would your sudden interest in Homer have anything to do with Rob Pattinson being in the movie coming out that I suspect you want me to go see w u?
After my husband bought me a donut and gave me a box of chocolates this morning…
He announced he replaced the battery in the (previously non working) scale.
Are there even enough Jim from the Office gifs to express my reactions right now?????
He announced he replaced the battery in the (previously non working) scale.
Are there even enough Jim from the Office gifs to express my reactions right now?????
a man is sitting at a desk in front of a computer monitor .
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February 14, 2026 at 6:56 PM
After my husband bought me a donut and gave me a box of chocolates this morning…
He announced he replaced the battery in the (previously non working) scale.
Are there even enough Jim from the Office gifs to express my reactions right now?????
He announced he replaced the battery in the (previously non working) scale.
Are there even enough Jim from the Office gifs to express my reactions right now?????
Btw in the midst of the Epstein files is anyone else Skeeved out by the new YOUNGER Amazon Alexa voice option?
Wonder whose idea that was, Trump’s?
Wonder whose idea that was, Trump’s?
February 14, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Btw in the midst of the Epstein files is anyone else Skeeved out by the new YOUNGER Amazon Alexa voice option?
Wonder whose idea that was, Trump’s?
Wonder whose idea that was, Trump’s?
Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️
a penguin wearing sunglasses and a headband is holding a heart shaped pizza in a box
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February 14, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️
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They don't even show the one I always end up with. Milk chocolate filled with toothpaste.
February 14, 2026 at 2:32 PM
They don't even show the one I always end up with. Milk chocolate filled with toothpaste.
D. Not a fan
I. Is a close second
I. Is a close second
February 14, 2026 at 2:36 PM
D. Not a fan
I. Is a close second
I. Is a close second
Did someone forget to sage the ice rink at the Olympics? Tough night for men’s skating!
a dog is walking on a snowy road with a person standing behind it .
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February 14, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Did someone forget to sage the ice rink at the Olympics? Tough night for men’s skating!
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February 13, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Golden Age for America??
More like 💩 Age!
Just sickening to learn how many disgusting pedofiles our people in power are and protect
More like 💩 Age!
Just sickening to learn how many disgusting pedofiles our people in power are and protect
February 12, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Golden Age for America??
More like 💩 Age!
Just sickening to learn how many disgusting pedofiles our people in power are and protect
More like 💩 Age!
Just sickening to learn how many disgusting pedofiles our people in power are and protect
First up American Ice dancers with a beautiful long program!!
February 12, 2026 at 1:58 AM
First up American Ice dancers with a beautiful long program!!
@antt999.bsky.social hi 👋 You watching the Alpine skiiing?
So insane!
So insane!
February 12, 2026 at 1:28 AM
@antt999.bsky.social hi 👋 You watching the Alpine skiiing?
So insane!
So insane!
As despicable as Bondi is…Does anyone miss Matt Gaetz?
scooby doo giving a thumbs up in a cartoon
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February 12, 2026 at 12:09 AM
As despicable as Bondi is…Does anyone miss Matt Gaetz?
RIP James
It was Dawson’s Creek but you shared it with all of us.
It was Dawson’s Creek but you shared it with all of us.
a group of people standing on a beach with the words created by kevin williamson above them
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February 11, 2026 at 11:48 PM
RIP James
It was Dawson’s Creek but you shared it with all of us.
It was Dawson’s Creek but you shared it with all of us.
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🧵So I just watched Bondi completely ignore the victims standing behind her like they didn’t exist im the same room they were being recognized in.
February 11, 2026 at 7:52 PM
🧵So I just watched Bondi completely ignore the victims standing behind her like they didn’t exist im the same room they were being recognized in.