Uncle Jayhawk
@unclejayhawk.bsky.social
He/Him/Jayhawk
⦿ Video gaming, football, art enjoyer.
⦿ Thinks the president just might be bad.
⦿ Video gaming, football, art enjoyer.
⦿ Thinks the president just might be bad.
Man Seattle is just boot to ass tonight. This team could win it all.
January 18, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Man Seattle is just boot to ass tonight. This team could win it all.
Incredible send off for Bobby Weir, not a dry eye in San Francisco and for Deadheads around the world.
Happy my wife got me into this amazing band, still "enjoyin the ride."
Happy my wife got me into this amazing band, still "enjoyin the ride."
January 17, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Incredible send off for Bobby Weir, not a dry eye in San Francisco and for Deadheads around the world.
Happy my wife got me into this amazing band, still "enjoyin the ride."
Happy my wife got me into this amazing band, still "enjoyin the ride."
Underrated Fact:
Marty Funkhouser is the Kuwabara of the Curb Your Enthusiasm Universe
Marty Funkhouser is the Kuwabara of the Curb Your Enthusiasm Universe
January 17, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Underrated Fact:
Marty Funkhouser is the Kuwabara of the Curb Your Enthusiasm Universe
Marty Funkhouser is the Kuwabara of the Curb Your Enthusiasm Universe
If someone ever does that thaaang I promise to no longer throw my dryer lint into my recycling box and dismiss it as "someone else's problem"
It takes all of us.
It takes all of us.
January 15, 2026 at 6:11 PM
If someone ever does that thaaang I promise to no longer throw my dryer lint into my recycling box and dismiss it as "someone else's problem"
It takes all of us.
It takes all of us.
So what's up with this Donald Trump guy? Seems like a real piece of shit. I remember seeing him on TV for the first time in like 1995, I was in kindergarten, and was like man this guy seems like a real piece of shit.
January 15, 2026 at 3:38 PM
So what's up with this Donald Trump guy? Seems like a real piece of shit. I remember seeing him on TV for the first time in like 1995, I was in kindergarten, and was like man this guy seems like a real piece of shit.
"The Insurrection Act" Sounds like a punk band, but it's actually a button labeled: "Break Glass in Case of Hillary Clinton getting 2.8 million more votes 10 years ago and people are tired, and wondering hey where'd awwll mah money go??" A Large Pepsi at Taco Bell is $3.99 now 🇺🇸
January 15, 2026 at 2:50 PM
"The Insurrection Act" Sounds like a punk band, but it's actually a button labeled: "Break Glass in Case of Hillary Clinton getting 2.8 million more votes 10 years ago and people are tired, and wondering hey where'd awwll mah money go??" A Large Pepsi at Taco Bell is $3.99 now 🇺🇸
Someone gotta do the thaaang
January 15, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Someone gotta do the thaaang
Fuck depression, it's the goddamn fucking worst.
January 15, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Fuck depression, it's the goddamn fucking worst.
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You think 9 NFL coaching vacancies is a lot?
We had 10 in 2022.
EIGHT of those 10 have already been fired.
We had 10 in 2022.
EIGHT of those 10 have already been fired.
January 14, 2026 at 7:37 PM
You think 9 NFL coaching vacancies is a lot?
We had 10 in 2022.
EIGHT of those 10 have already been fired.
We had 10 in 2022.
EIGHT of those 10 have already been fired.
If they promote Arthur Smith to Head Coach I will simply קครร คฬคץ
I will ░K░M░S░
I will ░K░M░S░
January 14, 2026 at 7:09 PM
If they promote Arthur Smith to Head Coach I will simply קครร คฬคץ
I will ░K░M░S░
I will ░K░M░S░
And don't you love a government that terrorizes its citizens but then gives its flowers to some racist guy that made the shittiest comic of all time.
January 13, 2026 at 8:04 PM
And don't you love a government that terrorizes its citizens but then gives its flowers to some racist guy that made the shittiest comic of all time.
Fans are celebrating, but I'm feeling like my team just morphed into the Atlanta Falcons
January 13, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Fans are celebrating, but I'm feeling like my team just morphed into the Atlanta Falcons
Love you Coach T, and thank you.
Ngl I'm a little sick to my stomach over this. 9 straight playoff losses have been brutal, but I don't believe there is a better coach out there right now. No idea where they go from here.
Ngl I'm a little sick to my stomach over this. 9 straight playoff losses have been brutal, but I don't believe there is a better coach out there right now. No idea where they go from here.
January 13, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Love you Coach T, and thank you.
Ngl I'm a little sick to my stomach over this. 9 straight playoff losses have been brutal, but I don't believe there is a better coach out there right now. No idea where they go from here.
Ngl I'm a little sick to my stomach over this. 9 straight playoff losses have been brutal, but I don't believe there is a better coach out there right now. No idea where they go from here.
Fucking stressed out today and I'm not even thinking about the Steelers.
January 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Fucking stressed out today and I'm not even thinking about the Steelers.
Getting only 6 points with Stroud playing the way he played is pretty embarrassing. Texans defense earned it.
January 13, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Getting only 6 points with Stroud playing the way he played is pretty embarrassing. Texans defense earned it.
Also this game has fully convinced me I do not want Rodgers back. Maybe the most intelligent, talented on field passers I have ever seen play the game, but he's old balls now, not the same guy.
January 13, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Also this game has fully convinced me I do not want Rodgers back. Maybe the most intelligent, talented on field passers I have ever seen play the game, but he's old balls now, not the same guy.
Arthur Smith get some good sleep tonight and hopefully tomorrow you will fuck off. Something like 9am tomorrow is when I would like to know that you will, in fact, be fucking off.
January 13, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Arthur Smith get some good sleep tonight and hopefully tomorrow you will fuck off. Something like 9am tomorrow is when I would like to know that you will, in fact, be fucking off.
Steelers Offense 🤝 Texans Offense
January 13, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Steelers Offense 🤝 Texans Offense
We converted a 3rd down omg fuck yeah
January 13, 2026 at 3:18 AM
We converted a 3rd down omg fuck yeah
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The Trump Administration is no longer hiding their Nazi inspiration, with Noem adopting a slogan coined by convicted Nazi war criminal Kurt Daluebe, who ordered the murder of every male in Lidice in retaliation for the death of a single SS officer.
Is this Trump's plan for American cities?
Is this Trump's plan for American cities?
January 13, 2026 at 12:16 AM
The Trump Administration is no longer hiding their Nazi inspiration, with Noem adopting a slogan coined by convicted Nazi war criminal Kurt Daluebe, who ordered the murder of every male in Lidice in retaliation for the death of a single SS officer.
Is this Trump's plan for American cities?
Is this Trump's plan for American cities?
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Hi, we’re the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Nothing gets us revved up for a hot slice of ‘za more than living next to all the turds and piss of the city. Cowabunga!
January 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Hi, we’re the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Nothing gets us revved up for a hot slice of ‘za more than living next to all the turds and piss of the city. Cowabunga!
Gonna plug my measurables into Chatgpt and ask how much ICE ass I can kick
January 12, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Gonna plug my measurables into Chatgpt and ask how much ICE ass I can kick
High thought:
If Elon Musk freely implemented those brain chip implants, and if it could successfully detect a percentage of how bisexual a person was, I would forgive exactly 1 (one) of his crimes. Of course this is per person, you can't beat those numbers.
If Elon Musk freely implemented those brain chip implants, and if it could successfully detect a percentage of how bisexual a person was, I would forgive exactly 1 (one) of his crimes. Of course this is per person, you can't beat those numbers.
January 12, 2026 at 9:02 PM
High thought:
If Elon Musk freely implemented those brain chip implants, and if it could successfully detect a percentage of how bisexual a person was, I would forgive exactly 1 (one) of his crimes. Of course this is per person, you can't beat those numbers.
If Elon Musk freely implemented those brain chip implants, and if it could successfully detect a percentage of how bisexual a person was, I would forgive exactly 1 (one) of his crimes. Of course this is per person, you can't beat those numbers.