Uncle Jayhawk
@unclejayhawk.bsky.social
He/Him/Jayhawk
⦿ Video gaming, football, art enjoyer.
⦿ Thinks the president just might be bad.
⦿ Video gaming, football, art enjoyer.
⦿ Thinks the president just might be bad.
January 5, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Ravens sent packing, Cleveland Browns poverty. It is Monday morning and I have achieved complete serenity.
January 5, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Ravens sent packing, Cleveland Browns poverty. It is Monday morning and I have achieved complete serenity.
A very good morning to the city of Baltimore! If Justin Tucker didn't jack off on those ladies massage tables you might just be in the playoffs.
January 5, 2026 at 12:57 PM
A very good morning to the city of Baltimore! If Justin Tucker didn't jack off on those ladies massage tables you might just be in the playoffs.
Reposted by Uncle Jayhawk
Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.
January 4, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.
Getting back on Death Stranding 2. Game so boring I started respecting my real life responsibilities
January 4, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Getting back on Death Stranding 2. Game so boring I started respecting my real life responsibilities
(Overhearing my wife talking on the phone with her mom)
"And I got that info from an interview with Oprah, it's all bullshit."
"And I got that info from an interview with Oprah, it's all bullshit."
January 4, 2026 at 3:55 PM
(Overhearing my wife talking on the phone with her mom)
"And I got that info from an interview with Oprah, it's all bullshit."
"And I got that info from an interview with Oprah, it's all bullshit."
Reposted by Uncle Jayhawk
I don’t know exactly what I’m looking for in a politician but not having every day be a nightmare of horrors would be pretty high up so someone should run on that
January 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I don’t know exactly what I’m looking for in a politician but not having every day be a nightmare of horrors would be pretty high up so someone should run on that
It has been a loooooonnnnnggg time since I've been this sick. Goddamn
January 4, 2026 at 12:11 AM
It has been a loooooonnnnnggg time since I've been this sick. Goddamn
Girl why am I up at 4 am reading about retarded war crimes?
January 3, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Girl why am I up at 4 am reading about retarded war crimes?
Happy New Year!
Someone should do that thaaang
Someone should do that thaaang
January 1, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Happy New Year!
Someone should do that thaaang
Someone should do that thaaang
Watching the 49ers-Bears replay thinking of the things I would do for the Steelers to have this level of offense again.
December 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Watching the 49ers-Bears replay thinking of the things I would do for the Steelers to have this level of offense again.
Tomlin, punt the ball. Jesus Christ
December 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Tomlin, punt the ball. Jesus Christ
I am not emotionally prepared to have this Steelers offense in the playoffs
December 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I am not emotionally prepared to have this Steelers offense in the playoffs
Hoping 2026 doesn't have the 2025 amount of Stranger Things promos that were shoved down my gullet this year.
December 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Hoping 2026 doesn't have the 2025 amount of Stranger Things promos that were shoved down my gullet this year.
Ever just get real high and talk about class warfare?
December 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Ever just get real high and talk about class warfare?
First half of that New Mexico Bowl was GREAT
December 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
First half of that New Mexico Bowl was GREAT
Imagine if Oladokun lights it up. I'm thinking he probably won't, but what if he diiiiid ?
December 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Imagine if Oladokun lights it up. I'm thinking he probably won't, but what if he diiiiid ?
Vikings defense was unreal
December 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Vikings defense was unreal
A Christmas on my sixth day of being medically advised not to cum was not my smartest move. Grumpy as hell lol
December 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
A Christmas on my sixth day of being medically advised not to cum was not my smartest move. Grumpy as hell lol
Getting downvoted on the Conan O'Brien subreddit. There was a post showing Conan and Bruce Willis wearing towels and I was like: Aw man, Kimmel got Jenna Fischer to be HIS towel guest.
The streets are tough out there.
The streets are tough out there.
December 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Getting downvoted on the Conan O'Brien subreddit. There was a post showing Conan and Bruce Willis wearing towels and I was like: Aw man, Kimmel got Jenna Fischer to be HIS towel guest.
The streets are tough out there.
The streets are tough out there.
That poor man. Who would dare sensationalize President Trump? If there's anything to reflect on this holiday season, it's that Donald only "grabbed" legal pussy like the gentleman he is.
December 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
That poor man. Who would dare sensationalize President Trump? If there's anything to reflect on this holiday season, it's that Donald only "grabbed" legal pussy like the gentleman he is.