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Uncle Lope
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· Oct 7
Reminder to self: breathe it out.
Sam Darnold will always be Sam Darnold. Could’ve run for a first but forced a ball into tight coverage for a pick. So many boneheaded plays from this fuggin guy.
December 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Sam Darnold will always be Sam Darnold. Could’ve run for a first but forced a ball into tight coverage for a pick. So many boneheaded plays from this fuggin guy.
Raiders of The Lost Ark is the only good movie in the Indiana Jones series. I won’t be taking questions at this time.
December 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Raiders of The Lost Ark is the only good movie in the Indiana Jones series. I won’t be taking questions at this time.
Just remembered I get to sleep in this week!
3am starts instead of 2a.
Wooooot!
3am starts instead of 2a.
Wooooot!
a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '
ALT: a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '
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December 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Just remembered I get to sleep in this week!
3am starts instead of 2a.
Wooooot!
3am starts instead of 2a.
Wooooot!
Anyone else thinking about the sound of RFK Jr grunting while he’s getting pegged? No? Cool.
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Anyone else thinking about the sound of RFK Jr grunting while he’s getting pegged? No? Cool.
Happy Friday, fuckers!
Hope you can make the most, or least, of some weekend downtime.
Hope you can make the most, or least, of some weekend downtime.
December 5, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Happy Friday, fuckers!
Hope you can make the most, or least, of some weekend downtime.
Hope you can make the most, or least, of some weekend downtime.
More turdy, squirty and nerdy than purty, he still stands among the kindest, most loving and giving people I’ve come to know. His friendship is an absolute gift. We’re all pretty lucky to have him around here. Happy birthday @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social Love you buddy.
December 5, 2025 at 7:49 AM
More turdy, squirty and nerdy than purty, he still stands among the kindest, most loving and giving people I’ve come to know. His friendship is an absolute gift. We’re all pretty lucky to have him around here. Happy birthday @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social Love you buddy.
Where’s that dude that sang angrily in his bathrobe when he never had to leave the house? Is he back at an office job?
December 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Where’s that dude that sang angrily in his bathrobe when he never had to leave the house? Is he back at an office job?
Of all the offensive bullshit that’s ever come out of his mouth, this has to be on his personal Mt Shitstain of horrors.
I hope the next president tears down his ballroom and leaves a gaping hole to bury him in. Leave it open to let his MAGAts jump in with him.
I hope the next president tears down his ballroom and leaves a gaping hole to bury him in. Leave it open to let his MAGAts jump in with him.
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Of all the offensive bullshit that’s ever come out of his mouth, this has to be on his personal Mt Shitstain of horrors.
I hope the next president tears down his ballroom and leaves a gaping hole to bury him in. Leave it open to let his MAGAts jump in with him.
I hope the next president tears down his ballroom and leaves a gaping hole to bury him in. Leave it open to let his MAGAts jump in with him.
Happiest of birthdays, @mikelowetpt.bsky.social. Hope you get a haul a hazies, rip some beautiful buds, fill your head and heart with the sweetest tunes and get allllll the love you deserve from your beautiful fam.
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Happiest of birthdays, @mikelowetpt.bsky.social. Hope you get a haul a hazies, rip some beautiful buds, fill your head and heart with the sweetest tunes and get allllll the love you deserve from your beautiful fam.
I hate Michigan, cuz fuck anything ever associated with Jim Harbaugh. But I love chaos.
OSU loss would be chaos.
OSU loss would be chaos.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall .
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November 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I hate Michigan, cuz fuck anything ever associated with Jim Harbaugh. But I love chaos.
OSU loss would be chaos.
OSU loss would be chaos.
Someone waving a Quebec flag in Michigan pregame. Why? Quebecois on one of the rosters? Seems like an odd choice.
a blue and white flag with white fleur de lis on it
ALT: a blue and white flag with white fleur de lis on it
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November 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Someone waving a Quebec flag in Michigan pregame. Why? Quebecois on one of the rosters? Seems like an odd choice.
Eagles fans hate the Eagles more than Phish fans hate Phish.
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Eagles fans hate the Eagles more than Phish fans hate Phish.
Happy Friday, fuckers! Where my post feast, hungover sharters at????
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Happy Friday, fuckers! Where my post feast, hungover sharters at????
This cast is super fucked up @beckymayyy.bsky.social, but Probst had a serious hero moment in last night’s ep.
November 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This cast is super fucked up @beckymayyy.bsky.social, but Probst had a serious hero moment in last night’s ep.
Lions could not afford to lose this home game. Dang.
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Lions could not afford to lose this home game. Dang.
Why the fuck aren’t they going no huddle???
November 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Why the fuck aren’t they going no huddle???
Happy holiday, you colonialism apologists.
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Happy holiday, you colonialism apologists.
Things to do in Clap Ham Town? Do tell…
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Things to do in Clap Ham Town? Do tell…
Imagine having all the money in the world and using it to build a robot Jeff Ross.
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Imagine having all the money in the world and using it to build a robot Jeff Ross.
Jimmy Cliff - 'Sitting in Limbo' @ LOCKN' Festival
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November 24, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Wow. When DT talks to his own media wing like they’re morons too, you know Mamdani has dropped some serious charm on the WH.
Q: Why did you fly here? Aren't trains greener?
MAMDANI: I will use every form of transit and I want to make sure they are all affordable in NYC
TRUMP: That's a lot quicker too, in all fairness. I'll stick up for you.
MAMDANI: I will use every form of transit and I want to make sure they are all affordable in NYC
TRUMP: That's a lot quicker too, in all fairness. I'll stick up for you.
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Wow. When DT talks to his own media wing like they’re morons too, you know Mamdani has dropped some serious charm on the WH.
A rare moment of self-awareness from Trump???
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
A rare moment of self-awareness from Trump???
Happy Friday, fuckers.
When this weekend looks back a few years from now, make sure it remembers you as its hero.
When this weekend looks back a few years from now, make sure it remembers you as its hero.
November 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Happy Friday, fuckers.
When this weekend looks back a few years from now, make sure it remembers you as its hero.
When this weekend looks back a few years from now, make sure it remembers you as its hero.