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Uncle Lope
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Proud Canadian
Hippie Jew Convict Vibes
Wolf’s Mom’s Side Piece
Pinned
Reminder to self: breathe it out.
Find somebody who loves you the way Ernest Jones loves Smokin’ Sam Darnold.
February 12, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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Pam Bondi has been a complete and total failure at her job. The Epstein survivors showed more courage just by being in that room than she did under oath. She refused to answer questions and chose complicity.

America deserves better.
February 11, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Canadians tend to wear their “Not American” proudly. And then we get reminders that our otherness can run pretty thin.
Fuck guns.
February 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I love that Jay Harbaugh wins a Super Bowl before his dad. Cuz that guy sucks so much.
February 9, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Keep getting messages about how shitty the game was. How boring the game was.
Couldn’t be happier you were so let down. Means the Seahawks got it done right.
Go Hawks!
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February 9, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Dusty Tea Bag was my grandpa’s nickname in high school.
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
February 9, 2026 at 12:25 PM
When someone says they’re bringing dessert… nice touch.
February 9, 2026 at 12:06 PM
The first win in ‘14 was awesome. But my boys were 4 and 6. This one, to be able to sweat it out and celebrate with them… that’s what it’s all about. So good. Go Hawks!!!
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February 9, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Super Bowl champion Sam Darnold. Just fuggin thrilled for the dude. Go Hawks!!!
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February 9, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Owattanite!
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I dug that.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Puth is lip syncing???
February 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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Getting ready for the Collinsworth drinking game.
Pour when you hear…

1) You Will Never See A Better Throw Than That!

2) This is a play only _ can make!

3) Now here’s a/ This is a guy…

4) Have you ever_?

5) Patrick Mahomes
January 18, 2026 at 11:38 PM
All aboard, baby.
February 8, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Meanwhile, @stashgong.bsky.social … just watching old eps of the Canadian classic The Littlest Hobo, about a wandering pup who saves the day, every day, wherever he lands.
“There’s a voice that keeps on calling me…”
February 8, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Gonna be a long day.
Go Hawks.
February 8, 2026 at 1:07 PM
The Seahawks play in the Super Bowl tomorrow. I appreciate your support at this time.
February 8, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Micro. MMW. Coffee. Super Bowl weekend. It’s a lot of a morning.
February 7, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Love the drone shots at the Lympics. Dont love the whistle when of the drones tho.
February 7, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Karoline Leavitt is really dumb. Sack of hammers stupid.
February 6, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Ummm… is anyone gonna tell him?

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Can't Help Falling In Love by Beck on Apple Music
Song · 2017 · Duration 3:14
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February 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Anything But Me is a beautiful heartbreaker. Would be cool to catch that if-ever bust out.
February 4, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Straight up sexy AF.

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Mami Gato by Medeski, Martin & Wood on Apple Music
Song · 2004 · Duration 4:09
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February 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
From the White House that really gives a shit about Israel… they’re using hostage families as props to help sell her movie.
Here’s the clip of Melania promoting her movie minutes before she denied promoting her movie
February 4, 2026 at 7:08 PM
There is no floor.
Reporter: Do you plan to apologize to the family of Alex Pretti?

Vance: For what?
February 4, 2026 at 5:07 PM