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Mark Laird @unclemonkeysalop.bsky.social · 1d

My local hills. Love 'em. I'm very lucky to be able to walk straight from my house onto the Breiddens. Love the gypsy monument on Moel y Golfa

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Mark Laird @unclemonkeysalop.bsky.social · 3d

We did make nitro glycerine, a small amount. Put it into a test tube and a mate threw it at his own porch. Luckily it didn't work as we were standing a good safe distance away (4 feet)

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Mark Laird @unclemonkeysalop.bsky.social · 8d

We really all need to be calling it the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom

Mark Laird @unclemonkeysalop.bsky.social · 14d

You also inherited the wins of your beaten conker. So if you were 5er and beat a 3er, your conker became an 8er rather than a 6er...in Monkmoor anyway

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Mark Laird @unclemonkeysalop.bsky.social · 15d

Will have to watch the highlights to see how bad it actually was!

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Mark Laird @unclemonkeysalop.bsky.social · 15d

The incident between their No. 13 and Hoole happened almost in front of me. But (much like the referee) I missed it as I was ball watching. However I was quickly on my feet, a human torch of incandescent moral outrage, demanding righteous justice.

Worked n'all....

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Mark Laird @unclemonkeysalop.bsky.social · 16d

I thought Creepy Crawley edged it in terms of performance, but good fighting attitude from Salop again. And I'll take any win in any style right now*

* I always did tbh...

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Mark Laird @unclemonkeysalop.bsky.social · 21d

Scully put in a shift too. It was good to see them all battling

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Mark Laird @unclemonkeysalop.bsky.social · 21d

Tenterhooks!!

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Mark Laird @unclemonkeysalop.bsky.social · 21d

Unbeatable. There's no coming back from that

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Mark Laird @unclemonkeysalop.bsky.social · 25d

Yes, against Shropshire County Council. It broke my wheel and burst the tyre. I did what you seem to be doing - taking evidence. Sent copy of garage bill along with photos and What3Words location. I received a cheque for £500+ a couple of weeks later. No covering letter mind you, just a cheque!

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Shropshire and Beyond @shropshirebeyond.bsky.social · 26d

1/ It looks like something from a galaxy far, far away, but this is the Harvest Moon rising over Titterstone Clee. The sky was a vivid blend of pink and purple, contrasting with the cool tones of the radar dome below. I had reached the summit with plenty of time to spare and... #Shropshire

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Mark Laird @unclemonkeysalop.bsky.social · 27d

Why aren't white people integrating there?

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Mark Laird @unclemonkeysalop.bsky.social · 28d

Now now, that's a pretty lazy ethnic stereotype. Paddy.

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Mark Laird @unclemonkeysalop.bsky.social · 28d

Guinness drinkers though...they're a type aren't they

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Mark Laird @unclemonkeysalop.bsky.social · Sep 21

Antoine often taking the piss out of us Brits, him knowing we loved him doing it

Mark Laird @unclemonkeysalop.bsky.social · Sep 17

Off on hols for a week. Luggage suitably strapped

#Shropshire #Monner

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Mark Laird @unclemonkeysalop.bsky.social · Sep 16

I like cooking these with chanterelles, the colour contrast is so striking

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Everyone Hates Elon @everyonehateselon.bsky.social · Sep 16

WELCOME TO THE UK DONALD TRUMP 🇬🇧

The British public welcomed him with THIS gigantic banner right outside Windsor Castle where he is staying with the King this week.

Paid for by 1770 members of the British public.

World's biggest copy of the photo of trump with jeffrey epstein is placed on path oustside windsor castle with people surrounding it for scale. The castle and grass is in the background as well as people walking

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Mark Laird @unclemonkeysalop.bsky.social · Sep 14

There's definitely going to be a Half Man Half Biscuit song coming out about this at some point soon

#HMHB

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Mark Laird @unclemonkeysalop.bsky.social · Sep 13

I prefer a chonky boi but that's still a beaut!

Mark Laird @unclemonkeysalop.bsky.social · Sep 13

I remember Nelson Mandela's funeral - everyone singing and dancing, absolutely wonderful scenes. The night Thatcher dies and we recreate that in the Nags Head in Shrewsbury and somehow we're being disrespectful..

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Mark Laird @unclemonkeysalop.bsky.social · Sep 13

My mate thought we deserved a draw. I thought Salford were definitely better. Not 3-1 better but had the edge.

And of course we let Daniel Udoh go. Of course we did...

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Mark Laird @unclemonkeysalop.bsky.social · Sep 13

When the barista asks for my name to scribble on my coffee cup, from now on it's Clark Spangler.

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Mark Laird @unclemonkeysalop.bsky.social · Sep 13

I thought this was a spoof. Jeez...

And "Forge"! How convincingly secure.