UnclePhil2k
@unclephil2k.bsky.social
Professional Wrestling Manager. Occasional Actor. Psychotherapist. Current Earthologist, Boogie Ninja, Überdórk, & World Champion of the Weird. Louder than you.
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UnclePhil2k
@unclephil2k.bsky.social
· Jul 20
Feeling a bit introspective today. I hope it makes some sense to you all & that you can take something from it. Love you all. ☺️❤️
Now I have the image of Goofy being milked forever seared on my brain. Thanks for that.
January 11, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Now I have the image of Goofy being milked forever seared on my brain. Thanks for that.
Last night, I dreamt I got sent to Hell. My punishment was to become a telephone operator, connecting calls. But the phones were alive, would bite your fingers, spit at you, give you BS, & never send the call where I wanted it to go. The calls ended up tied on hold for eternity.
My brain hates me.
My brain hates me.
January 11, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Last night, I dreamt I got sent to Hell. My punishment was to become a telephone operator, connecting calls. But the phones were alive, would bite your fingers, spit at you, give you BS, & never send the call where I wanted it to go. The calls ended up tied on hold for eternity.
My brain hates me.
My brain hates me.
Oh lord, just turn heel & murderize everyone with an unhinged beatdown already.
#WWE
#Raw
#WWERaw
#RawonNetflix
#MondayNightRAW
#MainEventJeyUso
#JimmyUso
#WWE
#Raw
#WWERaw
#RawonNetflix
#MondayNightRAW
#MainEventJeyUso
#JimmyUso
December 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Oh lord, just turn heel & murderize everyone with an unhinged beatdown already.
#WWE
#Raw
#WWERaw
#RawonNetflix
#MondayNightRAW
#MainEventJeyUso
#JimmyUso
#WWE
#Raw
#WWERaw
#RawonNetflix
#MondayNightRAW
#MainEventJeyUso
#JimmyUso
Now that I'm actually thinking about it? Breakfast cereal really IS nothing more than Kibble for humans. We just made it taste like candy to obscure that uncomfortable truth. 🥣
December 29, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Now that I'm actually thinking about it? Breakfast cereal really IS nothing more than Kibble for humans. We just made it taste like candy to obscure that uncomfortable truth. 🥣
Threw my back out last night. Just resting up in bed, & catching up on episodes of #TheFlash that I missed. There's SO many episodes from ALL the #DC/#CW shows that I didn't see when they aired. I have them all now though, so it's nice to always have something "new" to watch. 😊
a man in a red superhero costume with a lightning bolt on the chest
ALT: a man in a red superhero costume with a lightning bolt on the chest
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December 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Yep. Pouting like a petulant child.
November 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Yep. Pouting like a petulant child.
He doesn't give a fuck about you. Or anyone else.
November 8, 2025 at 6:07 AM
He doesn't give a fuck about you. Or anyone else.
All so he & his sycophants can dance under gaudy fake golden decor as the country burns. Superficial displays of debauchery from the wealthy & powerful as they deliberately plunge the nation into economic & societal collapse. It's looking like the end of the '20s all over again.
October 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
All so he & his sycophants can dance under gaudy fake golden decor as the country burns. Superficial displays of debauchery from the wealthy & powerful as they deliberately plunge the nation into economic & societal collapse. It's looking like the end of the '20s all over again.
Thanks for the link. It's not just AEW. They've been airing them during WWE shows too. On NXT, they played the same ICE commercial every single break. Through the ENTIRE show. It was aired on college football games too. They're banking hard on the sports audience to staff their fascist thug squad.
October 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Thanks for the link. It's not just AEW. They've been airing them during WWE shows too. On NXT, they played the same ICE commercial every single break. Through the ENTIRE show. It was aired on college football games too. They're banking hard on the sports audience to staff their fascist thug squad.
The first episode of #AlienEarth is REALLY creepy. But so GOOD. I'm gonna watch the second one tomorrow. Let the first one digest a bit..
an advertisement for fx 's alien earth show
ALT: an advertisement for fx 's alien earth show
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August 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The first episode of #AlienEarth is REALLY creepy. But so GOOD. I'm gonna watch the second one tomorrow. Let the first one digest a bit..
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FINALLY FOUND A NEW APARTMENT!!!!! *phew!* Such a relief. 😓
August 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FINALLY FOUND A NEW APARTMENT!!!!! *phew!* Such a relief. 😓
IIIIIIIIIII got myself a present!!! A portable screen for 40 bucks! Now I can hook the PS4 up & use it not only to game anywhere, but to stream videos & watch the movies and TV (via the PS4 media player) that I've downloaded and saved on my collection of flash drives! (Like Dredd!)
August 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
IIIIIIIIIII got myself a present!!! A portable screen for 40 bucks! Now I can hook the PS4 up & use it not only to game anywhere, but to stream videos & watch the movies and TV (via the PS4 media player) that I've downloaded and saved on my collection of flash drives! (Like Dredd!)
Why do I always get the freaking flu in the disgusting summer heat? It's just so gross.
July 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Why do I always get the freaking flu in the disgusting summer heat? It's just so gross.
Feeling a bit introspective today. I hope it makes some sense to you all & that you can take something from it. Love you all. ☺️❤️
July 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Feeling a bit introspective today. I hope it makes some sense to you all & that you can take something from it. Love you all. ☺️❤️
In my experience, one key thing gets proven to me over & over. You'll never know what's truly in another persons heart until you somehow end up in their way.
July 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
In my experience, one key thing gets proven to me over & over. You'll never know what's truly in another persons heart until you somehow end up in their way.
July 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Have I mentioned that I really hate the summer heat? I'm always too hot to even think, and I can't ever keep any food down. I'm surviving on Boost drinks.
July 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Have I mentioned that I really hate the summer heat? I'm always too hot to even think, and I can't ever keep any food down. I'm surviving on Boost drinks.
I've never felt more alone in my entire life.
July 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I've never felt more alone in my entire life.
I just made my first #WWE2K25 CAW character. I wanted "gaudy & sparkly 80s." Before I realized it, I'd made a bushy-haired Burt Reynolds. So I named him Bandit. 🤠 I just uploaded him to community creations, if you have the game...
*Search hashtags:
BANDIT
BURTREYNOLDS
BURT
*Search hashtags:
BANDIT
BURTREYNOLDS
BURT
June 23, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I just made my first #WWE2K25 CAW character. I wanted "gaudy & sparkly 80s." Before I realized it, I'd made a bushy-haired Burt Reynolds. So I named him Bandit. 🤠 I just uploaded him to community creations, if you have the game...
*Search hashtags:
BANDIT
BURTREYNOLDS
BURT
*Search hashtags:
BANDIT
BURTREYNOLDS
BURT
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The most Los Angeles sign ever. And it’s true.
June 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The most Los Angeles sign ever. And it’s true.
WHY.
CAN'T.
I.
FREAKING.
SLEEP???!?
CAN'T.
I.
FREAKING.
SLEEP???!?
June 5, 2025 at 10:05 AM
WHY.
CAN'T.
I.
FREAKING.
SLEEP???!?
CAN'T.
I.
FREAKING.
SLEEP???!?
Last night was the first time I've slept under a new roof in 16 years. Can't say it wasn't weird, but I definitely can get used to it. Everything's so chaotic right now, but it's temporary. The move is DONE.
*sigh*
*passes out*
*sigh*
*passes out*
May 31, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Last night was the first time I've slept under a new roof in 16 years. Can't say it wasn't weird, but I definitely can get used to it. Everything's so chaotic right now, but it's temporary. The move is DONE.
*sigh*
*passes out*
*sigh*
*passes out*