Machine Learning Kelly
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Keynote Listener | Thought Follower | Taco Bell Stan | Attorney | Recovering Florida Man. Mostly talking about pop culture and sports. My Tweets are my own unless I'm retweeting
this looks exactly like Prince of Persia
February 12, 2026 at 9:58 PM
this looks exactly like Prince of Persia
Mike White is the Dean Smith of moral victories.
February 12, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Mike White is the Dean Smith of moral victories.
Angry new zealanders:
February 11, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Angry new zealanders:
don't be too impressed, this was a billy napier called offense. Napier's playbook was smaller than the OG Tecmo Bowl
February 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
don't be too impressed, this was a billy napier called offense. Napier's playbook was smaller than the OG Tecmo Bowl
And as the coach of the patriots, you don't want to give the other team info on weaknesses. He was good enough to start, so he started.
February 11, 2026 at 8:47 PM
And as the coach of the patriots, you don't want to give the other team info on weaknesses. He was good enough to start, so he started.
This is only an issue if you care about gambling on the game. The last boy scout was right, its the only reason they have the report.
February 11, 2026 at 8:42 PM
This is only an issue if you care about gambling on the game. The last boy scout was right, its the only reason they have the report.
48 Hours from now: Sturla Holm regrets regretting that he regretted cheating.
February 11, 2026 at 8:31 PM
48 Hours from now: Sturla Holm regrets regretting that he regretted cheating.
I thought this was one of those Paqui One Chip Challenges and was having painful flashbacks.
February 11, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I thought this was one of those Paqui One Chip Challenges and was having painful flashbacks.
Naming my next kid Caleb to increase his chances of getting drafted in the first round.
February 11, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Naming my next kid Caleb to increase his chances of getting drafted in the first round.
Yeah these hit the right spot. Though I'd gladly put samosa chaat or bhel puri up against it
February 11, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Yeah these hit the right spot. Though I'd gladly put samosa chaat or bhel puri up against it
As a young child, I dreamed one day of growing up, going through summer workouts and grueling college football season so that I could represent my school on a cold December day in Detroit.
February 10, 2026 at 10:32 PM
As a young child, I dreamed one day of growing up, going through summer workouts and grueling college football season so that I could represent my school on a cold December day in Detroit.
This happened to a friend of mine from Canada once.
February 10, 2026 at 10:28 PM
This happened to a friend of mine from Canada once.
WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR?
February 10, 2026 at 7:53 PM
WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR?
Tight Ends commercial was quality
February 9, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Tight Ends commercial was quality
So milkshakes, they are getting into the milkshake business.
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
February 9, 2026 at 9:32 PM
So milkshakes, they are getting into the milkshake business.
In all fairness, Dilfer was also a disaster as a coach. Darnold hasn't done that yet.
February 9, 2026 at 9:30 PM
In all fairness, Dilfer was also a disaster as a coach. Darnold hasn't done that yet.
I will always re-tweet the wise words of Mad Max. Gainesville legend.
I'm getting yelled at by the British on this website and I'd like to apologize. In the words of Lord Vernon Maxwell, if I knew you guys had internet over there I would've never made those tweets.
February 9, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I will always re-tweet the wise words of Mad Max. Gainesville legend.
Strange, the first time I looked at this, I found my name. Now it doesn't seem to show up
February 9, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Strange, the first time I looked at this, I found my name. Now it doesn't seem to show up
He probably made it up
February 9, 2026 at 2:41 PM
He probably made it up
Little known fact, *scaramouche will you do the fandango" means the same thing.
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Little known fact, *scaramouche will you do the fandango" means the same thing.
Was the Chris Hemsworth ad meant to be pro AI or anti Ai?
February 9, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Was the Chris Hemsworth ad meant to be pro AI or anti Ai?