Machine Learning Kelly
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How come all the schools are coming after Jaden Baugh, and not Ahmad Hardy and Kewan Lacy. All three are sophomores, but Hardy and Lacy were the first team All SEC rbs. #Gators 🐊
December 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
How come all the schools are coming after Jaden Baugh, and not Ahmad Hardy and Kewan Lacy. All three are sophomores, but Hardy and Lacy were the first team All SEC rbs. #Gators 🐊
They always pretend like these black Friday sales are once a year but really there are multiple marketing beats when you'll get the low prices
Anker’s beefy Laptop Power Bank has returned to its Black Friday low
Anker’s beefy Laptop Power Bank has returned to its Black Friday low
Now, if only it were to arrive by Christmas.
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December 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
They always pretend like these black Friday sales are once a year but really there are multiple marketing beats when you'll get the low prices
So uh yeah, taking a punch from dk metcalf would not be on my bucket list
December 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
So uh yeah, taking a punch from dk metcalf would not be on my bucket list
Oh man he moved up from the boxcar circuit and got pummeled.
December 20, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Oh man he moved up from the boxcar circuit and got pummeled.
Groza winner misses two easy kicks with a playoff game on the line
December 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Groza winner misses two easy kicks with a playoff game on the line
Johnson on Oklahoma just got mossed.
December 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Johnson on Oklahoma just got mossed.
American Airlines is the worst. It just absolutely sucks
December 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
American Airlines is the worst. It just absolutely sucks
The country has a gambling problem
DraftKings launches DraftKings Predictions, a new app that lets customers in 38 states trade contracts on sports and financial events through prediction markets (Ira Boudway/Bloomberg)
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December 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
The country has a gambling problem
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Just saw Master Chief hand a trophy to Butch Jones, college football is the best
December 19, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Just saw Master Chief hand a trophy to Butch Jones, college football is the best
One of the most incredible football plays, that the teammate had the wherewithal to grab the ball and walk it in.
Lake Mary won the FL Class 7A championship last night on an insane last-second Hail Mary in a driving rainstorm.
ABSOLUTE SCENES at Pitbull Stadium in Miami.
ABSOLUTE SCENES at Pitbull Stadium in Miami.
December 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
One of the most incredible football plays, that the teammate had the wherewithal to grab the ball and walk it in.
Good luck to Lagway as he moves on from the Gators (unless he goes to a rival, in which case I hope he struggles mightily). Seemed like a class act and it didn't work out. It also seems that the staff was not trying too hard to retain him.
December 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Good luck to Lagway as he moves on from the Gators (unless he goes to a rival, in which case I hope he struggles mightily). Seemed like a class act and it didn't work out. It also seems that the staff was not trying too hard to retain him.
Ugh. Not good for the league
Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes suffered a torn ACL.
His season is over.
His season is over.
December 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Ugh. Not good for the league
I mean let's be honest, even though they were assigned, back in the day we relied on the assistance of uncle Cliff and his wonderful note taking.
In American high schools, many teenagers are assigned few full books to read from beginning to end — often just one or two per year, according to researchers and thousands of responses to an informal reader survey by The New York Times. trib.al/gNp7kWK
December 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I mean let's be honest, even though they were assigned, back in the day we relied on the assistance of uncle Cliff and his wonderful note taking.
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Florida #Gators star Vernell Brown III becomes first player in program history (fifth in league history) to be selected Freshman All-SEC at three positions (wide receiver, all-purpose, return specialist).
December 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Florida #Gators star Vernell Brown III becomes first player in program history (fifth in league history) to be selected Freshman All-SEC at three positions (wide receiver, all-purpose, return specialist).
The state of Florida
I think it’s very important that everyone have at least one tacky thing they love unabashedly
December 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The state of Florida
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Moe is a Man and he’s 40! From the Rich Eisen Show.
December 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Moe is a Man and he’s 40! From the Rich Eisen Show.
Pete Bevacqua
a group of men are dancing on a stage in a room with a man standing in the middle .
Alt: a group of men are dancing on a stage in a room with a man standing in the middle .
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Pete Bevacqua
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PLEASE LET ALABAMA OPEN AND KIFFIN LEAVE LSU PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
Kalen DeBoer would be the obvious top name for Michigan.
December 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
PLEASE LET ALABAMA OPEN AND KIFFIN LEAVE LSU PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
Make it happen college football, make it happen
December 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Make it happen college football, make it happen
Tough loss for the Gators but good to see Lee find his offense
December 10, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Tough loss for the Gators but good to see Lee find his offense
Eagles WRs seem to be afraid to take a hit.
December 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Eagles WRs seem to be afraid to take a hit.