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Neophyte Nethina

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Neophyte Nethina @unerringcaprition.bsky.social · Jan 4

Here is our pinned post! Replied to this post you will find links to any threads we have written that we have deigned to provide easier access to.

Neophyte Nethina

@unerringcaprition.bsky.social

"you're suuuch a bad hero. you're such a thoughtless failhero. you bumbled about and helped the villain without even thinking about what you're doing. you don't think. all you do is go about letting your instincts guide you. your natural inclinations seem to be to serve your proper and true GOD."

Neophyte Nethina @unerringcaprition.bsky.social · 1h

FUUUCKK OOPS,, UHM,, 💙🥺💙
oh my gods im so fucking embarassed. im such a bad hero. i'm flush in my cheeks about this.
wow i fucked it all up!! hahaha oops!!!!

December 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM

Neophyte Nethina

@unerringcaprition.bsky.social

hey click here and scroll down through this thread to watch me lose my mind over super dimentio.
i uhm. might have ascribed nethosity to dimentio. i might add dimentio's name to nethos' name. to be honest.

Neophyte Nethina @unerringcaprition.bsky.social · 20h

gods..
Mr. L is like. sort of a distinct and real personality. a being made by nastasia
and then this.... this is just clearly a bastardization of the thing that nastasia had created. taking the hollowed out remnants and using it for... this.

December 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM

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CORE34

@thecore34.bsky.social

something drips on your head

November 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM

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Shred VII

@shredstervii.bsky.social

Now that Black Friday and Cyber Monday have passed, paypros are likely assuming the pressure will finally lighten up at least long enough for them to bolster their defenses. We all know how funny it'd be if they were totally wrong about that assumption.

Go ahead. Call 'em. You know you want to.

Ana Valens | 🔞 @acvalens.com · 1d

Did you call Mastercard and Visa? Did you remind them you won’t stand for censorship?

HASSLE VISA AND MASTERCARD
FOR THE HOLIDAYS!
Visa and Mastercard have continued to crack down on websites and users who host/sell legal adult content. They are continuing to pressure itch.io, Steam, and other platforms as well.
The Holiday season is coming up, and internal sources confirm that Visa and MC are not hiring any more than usual for the holidays, a very busy time of the year for credit card call
impact made with a call campaign.
CALL BOTH VISA AND MASTERCARD AT LEAST ONCE A DAY, EVERY DAY.
STEP 1: CONTACT VISA AND MASTERCARD
VISA VISA:
(US + Can): +1 (800)-847-2911
US option selection for operator: 1-1-5,
then mash numbers to get an operator
MASTERCARD:
(US): +1 (800)-307-7309
JS option selection fo
1-1-2-2-2-1
STEP 2: CHOOSE A STYLE OF CALL
COMPLAINT
the cause, and our demands.
CONFUSION posing as a normal
in order to maximize wasted call time.
"Hi, I'm calling because I'd like to lodge an official complaint-..*
"Hi, I'm calling because
have a question about an issue as a cardholder-.*
TALKING POINTS:
-Paypros pressuring platforms to remove
Adult Content
-it is not paypros right to decide what people can do with their own money
-at a time where SNAP and other govt benefits are being cut, it is heinous for paypros to attack individuals and businesses trying to make a living off Adult Content.
EXAMPLE QUESTIONS
-"Why can't I purchase (adult content) on (platform)?*
-"Can I purchase (media that contains adult themes) with my card? Why or why not?*
"I'm concerned about a statement i saw [Paypro) put out and I have questions...*
HAMMER CONTRADICTIONS
why onytans of out Japanese anime and mange retaners cant sell nsfw fiction?
-why can Al companies advertise adult services on youtube and use paypro services?
-why can i buy (mainstream media with banned themes) but i can't buy porn with the same themes?
DO NOT ACCEPT EMAIL
Paypros will attempt to placate you by having you send complaints to an email address. Do not accept this, as those emails are much easier t…

December 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM

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an angel🌟🌟

@somefennecgirl.bsky.social

📝bootblacking, but for an angel's halo
meticulously polishing and caring for it while she bites her lip and tries to sit still..
softly moaning and shuddering, twitching, whimpering from each little touch

August 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM

Neophyte Nethina

@unerringcaprition.bsky.social

I feel like sometimes I get deja-vu that echoes both backwards and forwards in time. A non-linearity to the experience. I'm sitting at my desk listening to King Crimson and writing thoughts I had from last night and...

December 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM

Neophyte Nethina

@unerringcaprition.bsky.social

neth: Which bug is most duplicitous google search

December 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM

Neophyte Nethina

@unerringcaprition.bsky.social

neth: Trying to think of a good last name to append to 'Nethos Vainglory Serket Strider'
Google search most duplicitous bugs

December 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM

Neophyte Nethina

@unerringcaprition.bsky.social

ohh my gods. i can't believe i let myself miss this by skimming through in ignorant rage the first time i read these. this is fucking awesome and hilarious.

December 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM

Neophyte Nethina

@unerringcaprition.bsky.social

i think its incredibly how thoroughly i've been corrupted on the subject of incest.

godddddsssssss FUUCK,

December 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM

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juney-lewds.bsky.social

@juney-lewds.bsky.social

i should draw these two more

September 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM

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juney-lewds.bsky.social

@juney-lewds.bsky.social

oh miss harley

December 3, 2025 at 11:04 AM

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juney-lewds.bsky.social

@juney-lewds.bsky.social

it continues to be like this.

December 3, 2025 at 11:03 AM

Neophyte Nethina

@unerringcaprition.bsky.social

mare: more important people have more names, nethos. and right now i have 7. and you have only but 1. are you sure you're truly a *lord*? :)
wait, i just thought of one more i should add. its 8 now.

December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM

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Neophyte Nethina

@unerringcaprition.bsky.social

2025-10-12 'Neth Firing Squad'
Tone: Playful(?)
Military, Identity play, Identity death, Noncon, Dubcon, Gunplay, Unaware, Aware Unaware, Magic, Reality warping
bsky.app/profile/uner...

Neophyte Nethina @unerringcaprition.bsky.social · Oct 13

Getting surrounded by a bunch of Nethii in tight fitting slick soldier uniforms. They're all holding rifles with gleaming powercells that flicker bright pink and flourescent purple. Magic rifles.

You're detained. They chatter amongst themselves.
"Heh heh. New conscript, huh?"
"Yeees.. well. She'll be volunteering herself soon enough."
"Zirself, you mean?"
"Heh heh heh."

They walk you over to the side of a nearby building. "Ray's Butcher". Not what you expected. You thought they'd put you into a tube or maybe inject something into your skull. You were sort of excited about the prospect of The Tube, to be honest...

"Against the wall.", one of them says, glasses gleaming, obscuring zir eyes. There's a big grin on zir face. There almost always is.
You comply. Not much choice with all these guns around.
Is this it? Is this how it all ends for you...? Out with a bang, at least. Though by the hands of a bunch of pony obsessed geeks...
Sparks will surely fly.

One of them has a cap with a swirly brain patched onto the front. There's some squiggly looking stripes on zir shoulder. Must be the commander of these goons.
Zi says, "Line up girls! Set your rifles to the random selection. Fire on my mark."

They arrange themselves, rubbing against eachother as they move around. They can't keep their hands to themselves, of course; egotistically touching themselves– that is to say, 'eachother', as much as an 'other' can exist in these circumstances.

Their leader counts down.

3.

2.

1.
You close your eyes.

FIRE.
█*███ ███* ███* ████████████
███ ███████ * ███* ██ ████
* * **** * * ██
█ ██ █ █ █
You open your eyes.

You... open your eyes? There was a piercing tingling as the air popped around you. You could feel impact, but it was more like a couple nerf darts thwacking you.

Is that it? Was this just some sick prank? Of course. Of course it would be with these freaks. You sigh. You guess you'll just have to wait until some other time for these FUCKING numbskulls to let you in on their fun.

Wait. Your hair feels funny. There's a shifting. A crinkling. You look up but there's no way you'd proper be able to see what's going on. Not unless if you had like. Slug eyes or something. Heh.

Anyways. It sort of feels like.. its all moving over to your right? You catch a glimpse of a dull purple in the corners of your vision. Did you.. Did they change your hair color? Purple IS your favorite color. One of them, at least. How considerate!

"Next volley!", the Corporal says. That's zir rank.

3.

2.

1.
You decide to watch this time. Whatever's happening here is EXCITING and you don't want to miss it.

FIRE!
*** * ██ * █████
███ █████████ * █ ████████████
██ █
██ █ ██ ** **

██ █

The tips of the guns lit up momentarily. Like they had to charge up. Slowly raising in brightness.

Each one emits a fast moving projectile. You can't follow it with your eyes, but you know what happened.

You feel the projectiles hit in three distinct places. Your shoulder, your heart, your forehead. Heat radiates out from the points of contact.

...GEEZE. Has your bookbag always felt this hard to carry?? Maybe you just forgot how scrawny you were.

Anyways. Where the FUCK are your glasses? Its a fucking crime to not let you ogle the hotties in front of you. You stride up to Corporal Nethos, more than a little pissed. Zi looks smug. Zis obviously responsible.

"What's up, girlie? You lookin' for somethin'?", zi says.
"Yeah. You know what I'm after. Cough it up already.", you say. Your voice oozes with arrogance. Maybe its more than a little dangerous to be acting like this to a bunch of gun wielding freaks, but who gives a fuck.

The Corporal gives it some thought.
"Hmmmmm", zi hums.
Zi taps zir chin and looks up thoughtfully.

"Kneel.", zi says, "Do this, and its yours."

You look down and get a glimpse of a big stiffy in zir pants. A nice hard powerboner. Here we go! Now we're fucken' talkin'.

You scramble down without a second thought and instantly set to work pawing at the zipper before zi stops you with an, "Ah-! Ah ah ah!~ Later. Slut."

Zi pushes your head away from zirself and takes a step back. A revolver is unholstered from zir hip. Its of a similar make to the rifle that the corporal straps back over zir back. The chambers glow. Zi fiddles with some mechanical part on it. Checks an indicator on the side. Nods.

You notice now that the other members of the firing squad have turned to face you. Settling into various states of groping themselves and eachother. Some squat down, others sit. Some stay standing up with their cocks out, rubbing themselves erect; stroking off to the scene before them.

Corporal Nethos puts the hand holding zir revolver up against zir crotch, pointing it out and away from zirself. Zir wrist presses up against zir bulge.
"Hfff.. khh..", zi draws a breath in sharply. Groaning. Obviously reveling in this. Zis probably done this a million times already. Apparently it never gets old.

The order is given, "Suck."

You comply. Mouth opening and moving forwards to close down around the cold steel of zir barrel. You glance up at the face of your captor, disdain and envy swirling about in your eyes in equal parts. You paw at your tented skirt.
...

............

December 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM

Neophyte Nethina

@unerringcaprition.bsky.social

mare: guhh... girls with smiles described as "psychotic" (thinks about Nethos)

December 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM

Neophyte Nethina

@unerringcaprition.bsky.social

sera: My daughters fought over which of their shirts they should wear for today
Rose and Nethos
Actually I am not sure if Nethos is My daughter
Grand daughter perhaps

December 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM

Neophyte Nethina

@unerringcaprition.bsky.social

sighs.... i need a godjob right abt now...

December 3, 2025 at 6:06 AM

Neophyte Nethina

@unerringcaprition.bsky.social

im sort of realizing now that liveblogging kinda ruins the purpose of my media tab for looking through my art...
is there a good solution to this..?

December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM

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Chris

@thehornyzen.bsky.social

The Last of Mons! (4/4) 🍄

July 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM

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Chris

@thehornyzen.bsky.social

The Last of Mons! (3/4) 🍄

July 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM

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Chris

@thehornyzen.bsky.social

The Last of Mons! (2/4) 🍄

July 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM

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Chris

@thehornyzen.bsky.social

The Last of Mons! (1/4) 🍄

July 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM

Neophyte Nethina

@unerringcaprition.bsky.social

street sweepers are kinda like big mechanical grazing bugs
important for the ecosystem. docile beasts. like cows.
(thinks abt cogmind. thinks abt robots that are in service to Serena)

December 1, 2025 at 11:02 AM

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kai 🦈 🏳‍⚧

@kaijuchomps.bsky.social

Seems there are some side effects when your big plump nightfury toypet just keeps rubbing against you and rubbing against you and squishing against you and pouncing you and squeaking you and then you’re just a demitoy and then they squeak u and squish you an-

🎨 @helixdoes.art

love u @latex.toys

December 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM

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