GUNDHAM TANAKA!
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EVERYBODY'S EVIL AND THERE'S BUGS INSIDE THE CARPET...
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unholylordofice.bsky.social
DO YOU THINK I'M FRIGHTENING? ORGAN CHORDS AND LIGHTNING. IF I SHOW MY FANGS WILL YOU TELL ME THAT THEY'RE COOL?

-lit headcanon-based gundham tanaka, SDR2
-danganronparp & multiships with chem.
-n/sfw for themes, language, and jokes.
-minors dni.
-scribbled by shiloh / g.

#DANGANRONPARP
unholylordofice.bsky.social
[Gundham was also enjoying himself quite a bit! He's never met anyone at the godless Hope's Peak Academy that was also a beast-speaker, even if it was for insects rather than animals.]

[Once the sun is a bit lower, Gundham garners Gonta's attention.]

Ah, it is starting to grow late, Gokuhara.
gentlemologist.bsky.social

ㅤNodding, the entomologist got back up on his feet, exploring the area without ever losing spring in his steps.

ㅤEven if he wouldn't find anything worth new documenting, Gonta was having a blast just being outside in the wilderness and sharing facts about the insects they were stumbling across.
unholylordofice.bsky.social
[The butterfly soon flies off, and Gundham lets out a soft sigh. He notes the sun's position, showing that they have a lot of time left to look about. He gives Gonta a soft smile, a ghost of one, even.]

An organic geode of sorts...Shall we keep looking?
unholylordofice.bsky.social
[The butterfly soon flies off, and Gundham lets out a soft sigh. He notes the sun's position, showing that they have a lot of time left to look about. He gives Gonta a soft smile, a ghost of one, even.]

An organic geode of sorts...Shall we keep looking?
gentlemologist.bsky.social

ㅤHe was excited, but surprisingly was able to manage his energy to keep it low. He didn't want to spook their new friend.

"See? Bug likes you!"

ㅤHe observed it thoroughly. What a beautiful specimen, but nothing to write home about.

"Yes, Gonta agree, butterfly very pretty! Like shiny rocks."
unholylordofice.bsky.social
++ Ah, what a beautiful creature. . . Though I know not specifics, this is a beauty no human could compare to in those papery wings. . .
unholylordofice.bsky.social
((DANGANRONPA fighting game....
unholylordofice.bsky.social
WHO DARES SQUISH AN INSECT IN THE PRESENCE OF GOKUHARA?!

[Booms the voice of the breeder, clearly more angry than he's ever been.]
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yuushaclub.bsky.social
“I am K1-B0, the Ultimate Robot! But please, address me as Keebo!”
unholylordofice.bsky.social
++ Ah, what a beautiful creature. . . Though I know not specifics, this is a beauty no human could compare to in those papery wings. . .
unholylordofice.bsky.social
[Gundham is about to talk about the Hotwheels Sisyphus, which he lowkey thinks is an amazing name, but...the butterfly in his hair is a distraction from that. He gently lifts a finger to the insect, where it climbs onto it. He admires the colorful wings and the delicate legs.]

++
gentlemologist.bsky.social

"Huh? Which spider? Gonta know lots of spiders."

ㅤHe turned his head to look over Gundham inquisitively, quickly noticing the butterfly that took the eccentric's hairdo for a perch.

"Oh--! Bug want to be friend with Gundham!"

ㅤleisurely pointing up at the colorful winged insect atop his head.
unholylordofice.bsky.social
++ sure that the female rhino beetle he has found is a rare enough specimen, so he gently lets the leaf cover the lil lady again, and backs up from the bush to not disturb anything else living inside.]

[There's a huge butterfly roosting on Gundham's head he hasn't noticed yet.]
unholylordofice.bsky.social
[Rolling his joints, baring fangs in a yawn. He's been sleeping all day. While he can be out in the daylight, something about the night beckons him. . . After feeding and caring for the Devas, he's dressed and ready for the day-- erm, let's say "night".]
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unholylordofice.bsky.social
I DO AS WELL. BUT WE NEED TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING, LEST WE ARE DISPOSED OF BY THE OTHER DESPAIRS.

[Gundham uses his tattered cloak to clean his face of quickly drying blood. While most of his face is clean, it's still in his hair and around the edges of his face.]
soudakazuichi.bsky.social
is aggravating.

He wants to kiss the other. He wants to *kill* the other. He wants love and hate and destruction and desire. He wants it all. He wants to tear this man apart...He wants to be *torn* apart...God...

"I fucking hate this."
unholylordofice.bsky.social
++ better than facing the truth.]
unholylordofice.bsky.social
++ WITH ROMANTIC FEELINGS FOR YOU.

[He stands up, blood running down from where he quenched it, still holding human organ in hand.]

WE MUST REMEDY THIS. LOVE AND DESPAIR DO NOT WORK TOGETHER. WE HAVE TO FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.

[He seems almost...desperate? As if rationalizing that it would be ++
unholylordofice.bsky.social
[His expression goes from maniacal joy, to a dark glower.]

... I THINK I UNDERSTAND THE PROBLEM, NOW THAT YOU'VE DIVULGED DETAILS SUCH AS THESE.

IT IS AN UNFORTUNATE DIAGNOSIS, BUT.. I DO BELIEVE YOU HAVE CAUGHT ROMANTIC FEELINGS FOR ME. THE WORSE PART BEING THAT I AM MUTUALLY AFFLICTED ++
unholylordofice.bsky.social
I DESPISE YOU AS WELL. BUT THAT DOESN'T GET US ANYWHERE, DOES IT?

[What was he on about?]
soudakazuichi.bsky.social
They had so little time, yet all of it in the world. They could remain as long as they wanted. He glared at the other darkly...He didn't want to...

"I fuckin' hate you...I...I dunno. Why are you so...Augh..."
unholylordofice.bsky.social
[A dark and twisted chuckle, as he leans back on the hallway wall, wetting his lips in case Soda makes a move for it.]

....

[So much to say...little time to do it.]
unholylordofice.bsky.social
++ TELL MADE YOU THINK TO DO THIS FOR ME, MECHANIC? DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE TO SAY?

[Perhaps something equally intense would be beneficial as a gift in return...]
unholylordofice.bsky.social
AFTER ALL.

[CW: GORE + BLOOD]

[His unbandaged hand grabs the heart from it's containment, and he crushes it like a fucking fruit over his face, baptizing himself in magenta splendor. He looks so beautiful covered in blood... a small wag of his tongue to catch any on his lips.]

WHAT, PRAY ++
unholylordofice.bsky.social
[The metallic scent of blood hangs in the air, his nose catches it. He hears the stomping, and slowly turns, gaze tilting down to see the "gift".]

...

[A crooked grin dripping with every drop of madness in his body appears.]

WHY, WHAT A CHARMING GIFT... PERHAPS YOU ARE NOT A WORTHLESS MAGGOT ++
soudakazuichi.bsky.social
brought you something."

He holds out...something?

CW FOR UH GORE

It's a heart. Like...an actual human heart. Very cool. Thanks Souda.
unholylordofice.bsky.social
[A dark and twisted chuckle, as he leans back on the hallway wall, wetting his lips in case Soda makes a move for it.]

....

[So much to say...little time to do it.]
soudakazuichi.bsky.social
It was a threat, to Souda at least. Who was still confused by the whole thing. His eyes go wide. "Okay okay! I won't! Jeeze...ugh...you're so annoying..." he grumbled, but he sounded less...aggressive than usual about it.
unholylordofice.bsky.social
I WOULD KISS YOU AGAIN IF YOU LICKED MY UNHOLY SKIN, HEATHEN. STAY FAR AWAY FROM IT WITH THAT DISGUSTING MOUTH MUSCLE. LEST YOU WANT TO BE SMOOCHED MERCILESSLY!

[Somehow, it feels more like a threat in this scenario than any other.]
unholylordofice.bsky.social
I WOULD KISS YOU AGAIN IF YOU LICKED MY UNHOLY SKIN, HEATHEN. STAY FAR AWAY FROM IT WITH THAT DISGUSTING MOUTH MUSCLE. LEST YOU WANT TO BE SMOOCHED MERCILESSLY!

[Somehow, it feels more like a threat in this scenario than any other.]
soudakazuichi.bsky.social
"Maybe I should lick you then. Also like....you really aren't poisonous. And if you are I'm pretty toxic myself so like...I think it cancels out?" He tilts his head. "Whatever." He seems to have gotten sidetracked.
unholylordofice.bsky.social
IF I CAN BE CLEAR WITH YOU. IT DOES MAKE MY HEAD FEEL SIMILARLY. AND, LET'S ALSO BE REAL. IF YOU LICKED ME IN ANY CAPACITY, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN INCREDIBLY OFF-PUTTING. DON'T TRY IT. THE POISONOUS SKIN THAT HOLDS ME WOULD K!LL YOU.
unholylordofice.bsky.social
++ well manicured hand is removed from his hair. He's going to make sure his hair stays like this as long as he can~!]

[He disappears into the darkened hallways, ready to scheme... seems he's on a roll.]
unholylordofice.bsky.social
[Usually, that'd be a death sentence for anyone but his lovely lady of despair and horror. . . Oh boy, you can tell he's cooking up something nasty by the smirk that rests on his lips.]

UNDER THE WAXING CRESCENT, WE RIDE ON PALE EQUINE TOWARDS DESPAIR!

[And he stands back up, once the ++
junk0en0shima.bsky.social
She grins maliciously, placing a hand on his head, gently petting his hair.

"Lovely. I'm so proud of you, and I know you will accomplish great and terrible things. Now. Go forth, my Dark Lord. I cannot wait to see the despair and horrors you unleash."

She steps back, twirling a bit.
unholylordofice.bsky.social
++ the pep put back into his step. Not a hopeful pep, but the kind that inspires his evil, his special brand of crazy!]
unholylordofice.bsky.social
++ the pep put back into his step. Not a hopeful pep, but the kind that inspires his evil, his special brand of crazy!]
unholylordofice.bsky.social
[He takes a fucking knee to her, as in, kneeling before her, his ever obedient hamsters following with a similar, primative gesture of their own.]

I SHALL NOT, MY LADY. WE SHALL MAKE THEM ROIL IN THEIR OWN DESPAIR-FILLED PITS!

[A maniacal laugh from the breeder, who seems to have gotten ++
junk0en0shima.bsky.social
She is of course immune to that. She is poison. She is toxicity herself. A vile substance made to destroy and tear apart. SHe giggles at his agreement.

"Amazing, thank you dear. I entrust my faith in you. You better not disappoint me."
unholylordofice.bsky.social
[The hand on his shoulder jolts him upright. He swallows thickly, and gives a stiff nod. Of course Lady Enoshima is immune to the poison that radiates off his body. . . she's far too great to die to something as boring as POISON.]

Y-YES, MY LADY. . . I SHALL SHOW THEM THE FULL EXTENT OF MY POWER!