If Starmer put as much energy and enthusiasm into quashing his political opponents on the right as he did those on his left, Farage would be history within a year. But he won't.

Stop with the exclamation marks ffs!

That’s enough of that! Will just go back to stalking people’s profiles now.

It’s refreshing here. I’m actually tweeting!

I thought it was BSkyB? Showing my age there!

I guess this is scratch!