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🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ CIS-MALE. Progress, not perfection. Son. Husband. MoFo Unicorn. QUEER. Pagan. Messy Flirt. He/Him/Bitch/Gurrrrrl #BLM #TLM NSFW 18+
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Be mad about it. cry harder. If you don’t like it, block me.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
You've just died, the 6th picture in your camera roll is what killed you.

Cruella has fallen on hardt times.

(In the waiting rm at my Dentist’s yesterday 😂)
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
So any of my fellow Diabetics get that recall from Abbott Labs about the Freestyle Libre 3+ sensor recall?

Luckily mine was okay.

If you have not: goto freestylecheck.com enter your sensor S/N

ONLY AFFECTS the Libre 3+ sensors.
Home | FreeStyle - Abbott
freestylecheck.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Happy Thanksgiving… Basted in Blood!
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
My Glocometer is an annoying Gen Alpha or whoever the fuck does that 6-7 bs.
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
@sophianyx.bsky.social your content is too enjoyable. I must follow.
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.
Nightly from Nov 12 - dec 26. Annually)
Name the last film you've seen.
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Fool on the Hill
Name your fav song by The Beatles.
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Hands down.
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene.
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Post your favorite "The Lord of The Rings" character. Wrong answers only
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Fight fascism and get a blowie.
It’s a win-win.
Membership has its rewards.

Bring your Antifa ID card to the last stall in the Men’s Room, down at Woody’s Tavern; and let me do the rest.
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November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Read this with a Richard Attenborough voice.
@ignorethatdoor
is a gleeful, mask-wearing anarchist clown posse that treats X like a digital circus of fascism and runs around smashing racist piñatas with baseball bats made of pure absurdity.
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
You've been kidnapped! The characters from the last TV show you watched are your only hope for rescue. Who's coming to save you?

I’m gonna be just fine.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Happy New Glucometer Sensor Day to all that celebrate.
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Monday, innit.
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
You enter a dance contest. Pick your moves.
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
My NLCV display.
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Just need to put a wreath on the door and candles in the windows.
November 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Today’s two thrift Treasures.
November 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM