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𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 @uniwow.bsky.social · Apr 10

“ ‘ℍ𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕤𝕤 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕓𝕖 𝕓𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕟’ ’ 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕤𝕒𝕚𝕕…𝕓𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕀 𝕓𝕖 𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟’ 𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕝𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕘!

𝕆𝕙! 𝔸𝕟𝕕 𝕞𝕒𝕙 𝕒𝕤𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕤 𝕙𝕚𝕡𝕤. 𝔽𝕒𝕔𝕖𝕤 𝕥𝕠𝕠~”

𝙷𝚊𝚣𝚎𝚕, 𝙵𝚊𝚝-𝙰𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝙰𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚎

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ᴠᴇʀᴅᴀᴛᴏᴡɴ’ꜱ ᴍᴀʏᴏʀ, ꜰʀᴀɢ 🏳️‍🌈 @townmayortwink.bsky.social · 22d

ⓘ 𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘: 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕞𝕒𝕪𝕠𝕣 𝕚𝕤 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕦𝕡𝕥𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕣𝕦𝕝𝕖𝕤

𝔽𝕦𝕣𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖…𝕙𝕖’𝕤 𝕒 𝕡𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕒 𝕤𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕦𝕡

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𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 @uniwow.bsky.social · Sep 6

“AYO, NOOK!”

Seems she’s already one step ahead, she’s bursting into town hall leaving a trail of sweat as she gets behind the counter where he’s seated

“It’s that time of the day again…this one’s a REEEAAAL wet and steamy one today, courtesy of the sun”

💰𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚎𝚋𝚝 𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛🍃 @beiiecollector.bsky.social · Sep 5

She should visit Tom then! His room is much cooler. . . Not to mention she'd have a comfy seat to soak up all that sweat too!

She's lucky Nook's so freaky in bed. . . he doubts the other villagers could handle that swamp ass.💧

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 @uniwow.bsky.social · Sep 4

Here she goes…parading all that ass around town on a Thursday afternoon…the sun is merciless on Hazel’s cheeks

It’s her worse case of swamp ass EVER

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𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 @uniwow.bsky.social · Sep 4

Here she goes…parading all that ass around town on a Thursday afternoon…the sun is merciless on Hazel’s cheeks

It’s her worse case of swamp ass EVER

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𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 @uniwow.bsky.social · Sep 4

Here she goes…parading all that ass around town on a Thursday afternoon…the sun is merciless on Hazel’s cheeks

It’s her worse case of swamp ass EVER

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𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 @uniwow.bsky.social · Jul 3

Hazel laughs, patting the pup on her back

“Nope. You’re quite a hoot to be around, girl~”

ᅠᅠᅠᅠℬ𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐄 ❤︎ @apupnamedisabelle.bsky.social · Jul 3

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“ F - Favorite !? that's a bit
much isn't it ? ”

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 @uniwow.bsky.social · Jul 3

“C’mon! I can’t flirt with my favorite girl on this island?”

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 @uniwow.bsky.social · Jul 3

“C’mon! I can’t flirt with my favorite girl on this island?”

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 @uniwow.bsky.social · Jul 3

“Daaaaaamn, little miss Ass-istant…didn’t know there was gonna be hot dogs on the beach”

Apparently the forecast calls for hot squirrels too…

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 @uniwow.bsky.social · Jun 5

“B-Bucktooth?!”

Oop. Seems she’s struck a sensitive nerve with that comment, just the mere mention of it got the squirrel flustered up

“M-My teeth are normal, you j-jerk!”

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 @uniwow.bsky.social · Jun 5

“NOT HELPING!”

Rude, her bucktooth is a VERY sensitive subject. It’s her one and only Achilles heel…

>:(

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 @uniwow.bsky.social · Jun 5

Gayass

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𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 @uniwow.bsky.social · Jun 5

“A-Are my teeth that big?”

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 @uniwow.bsky.social · Jun 5

“F-For real?”

Showing off her teeth a bit, slightly more confident about keeping them on display

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 @uniwow.bsky.social · Jun 4

“She…she made fun of my buckteeth”

Uh oh, looks like someone made the little squirrel cry

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 @uniwow.bsky.social · Jun 4

“…You know what, fighting ain’t mah strongest sport”

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 @uniwow.bsky.social · Jun 4

“I’m not movin’ an inch, queenie”

Arms crossed. Feet firmly planted into the ground. Man is she ballsy or what

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 @uniwow.bsky.social · Jun 4

“…Right. You’re old and what not”

“Just know that my ass will crush ya…unless ya get out of my way”

Your supreme Pharao @ancientankha.bsky.social · Jun 4

"What in the underworld even is a Panini?"

Ah, to be thousands of years old.

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 @uniwow.bsky.social · Jun 4

“…Well this doer’s gonna panini press her ass against the face of a particularly annoying cat in her path if she doesn’t get out the way”

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 @uniwow.bsky.social · Jun 4

“…Well this doer’s gonna panini press her ass against the face of a particularly annoying cat in her path if she doesn’t get out the way”

Your supreme Pharao @ancientankha.bsky.social · May 16

"That's why you peasants leave the thinking to ME and just DO what I, the THINKER, tell YOU, the DOERS!"

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 @uniwow.bsky.social · May 16

“Even if you carry out said punishment, I’m still gonna think your ‘divine’ body’s not worth that bitchy attitude of yours”

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 @uniwow.bsky.social · May 19

Reading the petition title…

“A warning for the redheaded squirrel: she’s been working up a sweat”

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𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 @uniwow.bsky.social · May 18

“…What the hell do you want me to sign?”

She was in the middle of basketball training when Marshal approached her

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𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 @uniwow.bsky.social · May 16

Well does it or does it not? Being unsure is making the squirrel all nervous and on edge

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 @uniwow.bsky.social · May 16

“Even if you carry out said punishment, I’m still gonna think your ‘divine’ body’s not worth that bitchy attitude of yours”

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 @uniwow.bsky.social · May 16

“Isn’t violence beneath royalty or something? You’re really not acting all too regal-like, are ya?~”

She loves getting beneath Ankha’s skin…why? In her opinion, the queen’s hotter showing her true emotion than the whole egotistical act

Your supreme Pharao @ancientankha.bsky.social · May 16

"Maybe if I'll have your face lashed 50 times, even you will realize that no one loves you for your face, not to speak of your abhorrent personality.
So much misplaced confidence."

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 @uniwow.bsky.social · May 16

“That’s obvious when some losers would want something like you on their face”

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 @uniwow.bsky.social · May 16

She would become madly flushed

Even she doesn’t find them appealing

✿ ❝ 𝐻𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝒀𝑬𝑨𝑯 𝒟𝒰𝒟ℰ .ᐟ ❞ ➤ @cherryredpunk.bsky.social · May 16

𝘏𝘺𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺

𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘧 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘵 .ᐣ

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 @uniwow.bsky.social · May 16

Hazel’s biggest insecurity is surprisingly her large buck teeth in the front

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 @uniwow.bsky.social · May 16

Hazel’s biggest insecurity is surprisingly her large buck teeth in the front

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𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 @uniwow.bsky.social · May 16

“That’s obvious when some losers would want something like you on their face”

Your supreme Pharao @ancientankha.bsky.social · May 16

"Said the commoner to the divine Pharao.
You may have men that favour you, but alas, not every man can have good taste, now can they~"

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 @uniwow.bsky.social · May 15

“Atleast I don’t have a stick stuck up my ass like you do”