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They Should Eat More Fresh Fruit

Patrick Flynn @unknownpenguin.bsky.social · Jan 24

Flu? FLU??? unknownpenguin.substack.com/p/they-shoul...

You promised you wouldn't do fruit this week

And I Won't Make the Same Mistakes

Patrick Flynn @unknownpenguin.bsky.social · Jan 2

Live from the waiting room . . . unknownpenguin.substack.com/p/and-i-wont...

'cause I know

Patrick Flynn @unknownpenguin.bsky.social · Dec 29

I haven't seen it yet but #Nightbitch is going to be my favorite movie of the year

It Never Rains But It Pours

Patrick Flynn @unknownpenguin.bsky.social · Dec 18

In this week's Substack I ruminate on the freelancer's dilemma, reveal what getting book galleys is like, mention The Wombles, and reveal the greatest tweet ever tweeted (by me that should've made me a star) open.substack.com/pub/unknownp...

It has four pairs of pants and lives in Philadelphia

I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday

Patrick Flynn @unknownpenguin.bsky.social · Dec 9

New Substack! unknownpenguin.substack.com/p/i-wish-it-...

And other unsustainable concepts put forth in song lyrics.

Patrick Flynn @unknownpenguin.bsky.social · Nov 23

Optimist: the cup is half full
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Director: does it have to be a cup?

Jamie @ajamie.bsky.social · Nov 23

Optimist: the cup is half full
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Actor: what is my relationship to the cup?

Adam Griffin @adamgriffin.bsky.social · Nov 23

Optimist: the cup is half full
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Photographer: *moves cup a little to the left cause it’s in my shot*

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Patrick Flynn @unknownpenguin.bsky.social · Nov 20

. . . and Peggy open.substack.com/pub/unknownp...

. . . and Peggy

Work

Coming out early this week for no reason.

Patrick Flynn @unknownpenguin.bsky.social · Nov 19

(parenthetically) unknownpenguin.substack.com/p/parentheti...

Parenthetically

Ess-a-Bagel: with locations at 20th & 1st, 32nd & 6th, and 51st & 3rd

Patrick Flynn @unknownpenguin.bsky.social · Nov 18

Essabagel unknownpenguin.substack.com/p/best-in-th...

Best in the City

Like Rick Ross But with Actors

Patrick Flynn @unknownpenguin.bsky.social · Nov 16

Should a gentleman offer a Tiparillo? unknownpenguin.substack.com/p/like-rick-...

Erry day I'm castin'

One (Metaphorical) Quarter Mile at a Time

Patrick Flynn @unknownpenguin.bsky.social · Sep 25

New Substack! "One (Metaphorical) Quarter Mile at a Time" open.substack.com/pub/unknownp...

Han is my favorite.

The Fundraising of the Ferberizing

Reposted by Patrick Flynn

The Ferberizing of Coral @ferberizingmovie.bsky.social · Sep 22

Meet our cast!

CARLY CIARROCCHI as the voice of Coral.

Carly (she/her) is an Emmy-nominated host, actor, writer, & producer. She has spent most of her career in children’s media with collaborators like Universal Kids, Disney+, Nick Jr, Tinkercast, Sesame Workshop, and the LEGO Foundation

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The Ferberizing of Coral @ferberizingmovie.bsky.social · Sep 22

Meet our cast!

FEDERICO RODRIGUEZ stars as Kevin.

He has an upcoming role in THE LIFE LIST (Netflix) w/ Sofia Carson & Connie Britton & recurred on AMERICAN RUST w/ Jeff Daniels & Maura Tierney. He has supporting roles in PAST LIVES & the romcom WHICH BRINGS ME TO YOU www.imdb.com/name/nm38993...

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The Ferberizing of Coral @ferberizingmovie.bsky.social · Sep 22

Meet our cast!

MITZI AKAHA (www.mitziakaha.com) stars as Caitlin. Mitzi contributes her particular talents & peculiar humor to a variety of projects. She, @ellenadair.bsky.social, & an enviable ensemble star in the elevated zombie love film HERD, named 1 of the best genre films by Yahoo & FANGORIA

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Patrick Flynn @unknownpenguin.bsky.social · Sep 20

Are you down with @ferberizingmovie.bsky.social?

open.substack.com/pub/unknownp...

Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Baby

The Ferberizing of Coral - Film and Storytelling | Seed&Spark

Patrick Flynn @unknownpenguin.bsky.social · Sep 17

The fundraising for @ferberizingmovie.bsky.social is only 10 hours old and we're already 8% of our way there! Get in on the ground floor while there's still parking available! seedandspark.com/fund/the-fer...

THE FERBERIZING OF CORAL is a short film about parents (Kevin and Caitlin) who, while trying to sleep train their infant daughter Coral, are vexed not only by their child’s screams but also the voices...

seedandspark.com

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Patrick Flynn @unknownpenguin.bsky.social · Sep 13

Substack for 9/11/2024 - "The Year of Living Directly" unknownpenguin.substack.com/p/the-year-o...

The Year of Living Directly

Did you know Boston Latin is the oldest public school in the United States?

Get down with the sickness

Patrick Flynn @unknownpenguin.bsky.social · Aug 27

The Substack is back! (A day or two early because I'm still learning the platform.) unknownpenguin.substack.com/p/never-not-...

Never Not Doing Nothing

Who lives, who dies, who funds your short film?

Patrick Flynn @unknownpenguin.bsky.social · Aug 14

The #Substack is LIVE. unknownpenguin.substack.com/p/who-lives-...

14 August 2024

Patrick Flynn @unknownpenguin.bsky.social · Jul 23

The torch had wheels?