Paul Whiffer
@upperrankskank.bsky.social
Your dad’s stoned himbo
📍Bellingham, WA
🔞NSFW
📍Bellingham, WA
🔞NSFW
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Paul Whiffer
@upperrankskank.bsky.social
· Nov 14
I thought this was a butterfly enthusiast app. Damn.
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March 30, 2025 at 11:03 AM
This album wrecked me more than the guy I lost my virginity to while listening to it did. It was so scratched by the time I had to replace it lol.
December 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This album wrecked me more than the guy I lost my virginity to while listening to it did. It was so scratched by the time I had to replace it lol.
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This looks like me when offering my pits to be sniffed! Illustration by @drawmedenis.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This looks like me when offering my pits to be sniffed! Illustration by @drawmedenis.bsky.social
One of my favorite fruits. 🍑
December 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
One of my favorite fruits. 🍑
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Would cure me
Daddy’s hungry, who wants eating out next? @damianxnight.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Would cure me
Life advice
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Life advice
The hottest thing you can do is ask. 🔥
Brooooo.
Not that should need to be said, but DO NOT record sexual encounters with anyone without their consent.
I WILL make you stop and I WILL watch you delete it.
The encounter was hot, and I would have said yes, IF YOU ASKED.
<steps off soap box>
Not that should need to be said, but DO NOT record sexual encounters with anyone without their consent.
I WILL make you stop and I WILL watch you delete it.
The encounter was hot, and I would have said yes, IF YOU ASKED.
<steps off soap box>
a cartoon of spongebob making a funny face
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob making a funny face
media.tenor.com
September 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The hottest thing you can do is ask. 🔥
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Furry ginger @redhotrider4.bsky.social got cozy in my armpit and didn’t want to leave 🦊
July 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Furry ginger @redhotrider4.bsky.social got cozy in my armpit and didn’t want to leave 🦊
Slobber probably
What are you going to do after you pull it to the side? #thongthursday
May 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Slobber probably
This and a blunt
May 1, 2025 at 8:43 AM
This and a blunt
rate how you like doing it 1-10
kissing: 10
nipple play: 4
sucking: 9
being sucked: 10
rimming: 10
being rimmed: 7
fingering: 9
being fingered: 3
toys: 5
bdsm: 0
piss play: 0
dirty talk: 6
fisting: 0
being fisted: 0
topping: 10
bottoming: 4
cuddling: 10
stroking: 4
pit play: 10
kissing: 10
nipple play: 4
sucking: 9
being sucked: 10
rimming: 10
being rimmed: 7
fingering: 9
being fingered: 3
toys: 5
bdsm: 0
piss play: 0
dirty talk: 6
fisting: 0
being fisted: 0
topping: 10
bottoming: 4
cuddling: 10
stroking: 4
pit play: 10
rate how you like doing it 1-10
kissing: 10
nipple play: 7
sucking: 5
being sucked: 8
rimming: 8
being rimmed: 9
fingering: 5
being fingered: 5
toys: 9
bdsm: 5
piss play: 0
dirty talk: 2
fisting: 0
being fisted: 0
topping: 9
bottoming: 9
cuddling: 10
stroking: 10
pit play: 5
kissing: 10
nipple play: 7
sucking: 5
being sucked: 8
rimming: 8
being rimmed: 9
fingering: 5
being fingered: 5
toys: 9
bdsm: 5
piss play: 0
dirty talk: 2
fisting: 0
being fisted: 0
topping: 9
bottoming: 9
cuddling: 10
stroking: 10
pit play: 5
March 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
rate how you like doing it 1-10
kissing: 10
nipple play: 4
sucking: 9
being sucked: 10
rimming: 10
being rimmed: 7
fingering: 9
being fingered: 3
toys: 5
bdsm: 0
piss play: 0
dirty talk: 6
fisting: 0
being fisted: 0
topping: 10
bottoming: 4
cuddling: 10
stroking: 4
pit play: 10
kissing: 10
nipple play: 4
sucking: 9
being sucked: 10
rimming: 10
being rimmed: 7
fingering: 9
being fingered: 3
toys: 5
bdsm: 0
piss play: 0
dirty talk: 6
fisting: 0
being fisted: 0
topping: 10
bottoming: 4
cuddling: 10
stroking: 4
pit play: 10
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Seeing a lot of genAI art used in the service of fascism lately
March 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Seeing a lot of genAI art used in the service of fascism lately
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Woof! Happy #humpday daddy
I heard some of y’all like watching a top’s butt as he breeds a hot muscle bottom like @pupblitz94.bsky.social. To those guys, I say: you’re welcome. Happy Hump Day!
Check out more Dad butt in action over at justfor.fans/yournewdadxxx.
Check out more Dad butt in action over at justfor.fans/yournewdadxxx.
March 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Woof! Happy #humpday daddy
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Sit back and let dads take care of your cock!
March 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Sit back and let dads take care of your cock!
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bluesky today:
February 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
bluesky today:
