Paul Whiffer
@upperrankskank.bsky.social
Your dad’s stoned himbo
🏠:Bellingham, WA
🔞NSFW
Poetry. 📚
Antiques. 📻
Horror. 🦇
Amateur Smut. 🌶️
🏠:Bellingham, WA
🔞NSFW
Poetry. 📚
Antiques. 📻
Horror. 🦇
Amateur Smut. 🌶️
Pinned
Reposted by Paul Whiffer
February 1, 2026 at 12:25 AM
This one. 🥵🥰
February 1, 2026 at 12:13 AM
This one. 🥵🥰
STUPID
“AI made me look…”
Stupid. It made you look fucking stupid.
Stupid. It made you look fucking stupid.
January 29, 2026 at 11:35 PM
STUPID
Can I interest you in some freshly showered butt?
January 29, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Can I interest you in some freshly showered butt?
The best dads tbh.
January 29, 2026 at 1:30 PM
The best dads tbh.
Reposted by Paul Whiffer
Big weenies in leopard print thongs drive me bonkers.
January 16, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Big weenies in leopard print thongs drive me bonkers.
Who doesn’t love a high class sub??
January 15, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Who doesn’t love a high class sub??
This one 🥵
January 14, 2026 at 6:31 PM
This one 🥵
I really love this one.
December 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I really love this one.
Reposted by Paul Whiffer
March 30, 2025 at 11:03 AM
This album wrecked me more than the guy I lost my virginity to while listening to it did. It was so scratched by the time I had to replace it lol.
December 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This album wrecked me more than the guy I lost my virginity to while listening to it did. It was so scratched by the time I had to replace it lol.
Reposted by Paul Whiffer
This looks like me when offering my pits to be sniffed! Illustration by @drawmedenis.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This looks like me when offering my pits to be sniffed! Illustration by @drawmedenis.bsky.social
One of my favorite fruits. 🍑
December 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
One of my favorite fruits. 🍑
Reposted by Paul Whiffer
Would cure me
Daddy’s hungry, who wants eating out next? @damianxnight.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Would cure me
Life advice
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Life advice
The hottest thing you can do is ask. 🔥
Brooooo.
Not that should need to be said, but DO NOT record sexual encounters with anyone without their consent.
I WILL make you stop and I WILL watch you delete it.
The encounter was hot, and I would have said yes, IF YOU ASKED.
<steps off soap box>
Not that should need to be said, but DO NOT record sexual encounters with anyone without their consent.
I WILL make you stop and I WILL watch you delete it.
The encounter was hot, and I would have said yes, IF YOU ASKED.
<steps off soap box>
a cartoon of spongebob making a funny face
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob making a funny face
media.tenor.com
September 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The hottest thing you can do is ask. 🔥
Reposted by Paul Whiffer
Furry ginger @redhotrider4.bsky.social got cozy in my armpit and didn’t want to leave 🦊
July 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Furry ginger @redhotrider4.bsky.social got cozy in my armpit and didn’t want to leave 🦊