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Paul Whiffer
@upperrankskank.bsky.social
Your dad’s stoned himbo

🏠:Bellingham, WA
🔞NSFW

Poetry. 📚
Antiques. 📻
Horror. 🦇
Amateur Smut. 🌶️
Pinned
I really love this one.
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January 25, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Missed #fcf

Will you accept a Softie Saturday?
February 1, 2026 at 12:25 AM
This one. 🥵🥰
Just being lazy this Saturday 😋
February 1, 2026 at 12:13 AM
STUPID
“AI made me look…”

Stupid. It made you look fucking stupid.
January 29, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Can I interest you in some freshly showered butt?
January 29, 2026 at 5:03 PM
The best dads tbh.
Do you like big dicked bottom dads?
January 29, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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ass up for #mcm
January 26, 2026 at 10:51 PM
January 20, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Big weenies in leopard print thongs drive me bonkers.
Can I smack your face around with it? 😈

#thongthursday
January 16, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Who doesn’t love a high class sub??
January 15, 2026 at 1:20 AM
This one 🥵
Happy hump day sluts. Come and get it
January 14, 2026 at 6:31 PM
December 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Absolutely
December 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I really love this one.
December 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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"SOCKS" handmade zine - get yours here:

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March 30, 2025 at 11:03 AM
This album wrecked me more than the guy I lost my virginity to while listening to it did. It was so scratched by the time I had to replace it lol.
I honestly never moved on from this album
December 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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This looks like me when offering my pits to be sniffed! Illustration by @drawmedenis.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
One of my favorite fruits. 🍑
Nice and wet 😋
December 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Would cure me
Daddy’s hungry, who wants eating out next? @damianxnight.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Life advice
Skip class. Eat ass. 🍑
@kittenbear.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Afternoon 👋
November 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
🦃
@acesaxon.bsky.social gave me a good stuffing in our hotel room 😈
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The hottest thing you can do is ask. 🔥
Brooooo.

Not that should need to be said, but DO NOT record sexual encounters with anyone without their consent.

I WILL make you stop and I WILL watch you delete it.

The encounter was hot, and I would have said yes, IF YOU ASKED.

<steps off soap box>
a cartoon of spongebob making a funny face
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob making a funny face
media.tenor.com
September 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Furry ginger @redhotrider4.bsky.social got cozy in my armpit and didn’t want to leave 🦊
July 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM