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Official account. Writer, editor, etc. “Embrace the senile genius / watch him reinvent the wheel.”
ALSO, if you were completely underwhelmed by “Liquid Glass,” Alan Dye made that happen. Just sad.
Why does CarPlay use flat gray to indicate an active button, and bright green to indicate those not selected?

Why did #Apple Watch workouts switch from an all-screen start button to an untappable teeny one?

Why is the Settings app so infuriating to navigate?

A: This guy. Facebook "poached" him 🤣
December 6, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Just defenseless 🤣

thescore.com/nfl/news/3419167
Dak still eyeing playoffs after TNF loss: Cowboys 'aren't deflated'
DETROIT (AP) — Jahmyr Gibbs and a defense that suddenly generated pressure and turnovers helped the Detroit Lions stay in contention for a playoff berth.Gibbs ran for three touchdowns, including a 13-yarder with 2:19 left that sealed the Lions' much-needed 44-30 win over the Dallas Cowboys on Thursday night.The Lions sacked Dak Prescott five times — a week after they had no sacks and lost to Green Bay — and had two interceptions and recovered a fumble.“You could see an uptick in urgency from everybody,” Jared Goff said.The Lions (8-5) avoided losing consecutive games for the first time in more than three years. They remain outside the playoff picture with four games left, but they improved their odds considerably.“They don’t get panicked,” Detroit coach Dan Campbell said. “We played our best game that we played all year.”Detroit’s playoff probability is now 54% and Dallas’ fell to 7%, according to the NFL.The Cowboys (6-6-1) had surged into postseason contention with a three-game winning streak. But against the Lions, the NFL’s top-ranked offense had to lean on powerful kicker Brandon Aubrey too much and Dallas' revitalized defense was humbled.“It seemed like every time we got some momentum, they hit another explosive play,” Cowboys coach Brian Schottenheimer said. “They have a lot of speed, and they can make big plays.”Goff went 25 of 34 for 309 yards with a 12-yard touchdown pass to rookie receiver Isaac TeSlaa that put Detroit ahead 27-9.Dallas pulled within three points twice in the fourth quarter, including with 3:42 left when Aubrey matched a career high with his fifth field goal.Tom Kennedy returned the ensuing kickoff to midfield and Goff threw a 37-yard pass to Amon-Ra St. Brown to set up Gibbs' third score.Gibbs had seven catches for 77 yards and 43 yards rushing on 12 carries.“He’s unique,” Campbell said. “He’s special.”Williams had seven catches for the second straight game and finished with 96 yards. St. Brown, who had been listed as questionable with an ankle injury, left no doubt of his value with six catches for 92 yards and a lot of key blocks for teammates.“He was going and nobody was going to talk him out of it,” Campbell said.Detroit's Al-Quadin Muhammad had a career-high three sacks and Jack Campbell had a sack and forced a fumble for a team that hadn't been generating much pressure on quarterbacks.Prescott wished that trend continued.He was sacked five times and pressured many more times as he was 31 of 47 for 376 yards with a touchdown and two interceptions. He lost his top target in the third quarter when CeeDee Lamb suffered a concussion after he had six catches for 121 yards.George Pickens didn't pick up the slack, catching just five of the nine passes thrown his way for 37 yards.Dallas settled for too many field goals from its extraordinary kicker.The 30-year-old Aubrey converted from 63, 57, 55, 42 and 29 yards, becoming the first in NFL history to make three field goals or 55 yards or more in a game, according to Sportradar.“These guys aren’t deflated right now, they are (ticked) off,” Prescott said. “We just need to use that the right way — as fuel for the rest of the season.”InjuriesCowboys: Edge rusher Jadeveon Clowney, CB Trevon Diggs and LT Tyler Guyton were inactive.Lions: S Brian Branch suffered an ankle injury late in the game. S Thomas Harper, filling in for injured All-Pro Kerby, left the game in the first quarter with a concussion. TE Brock Wright was put on injured reserve earlier in the day and WR/PR Kalif Raymond and S Kerby Joseph were inactive.Up nextCowboys: Host Minnesota in prime time on Dec. 14.Lions: Visit Los Angeles Rams on Dec. 14.___AP NFL: https://apnews.com/hub/nfl
thescore.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Of course, the fact Alan Dye had to be poached in the first place, rather than fired years ago, indicates #Apple — a designer technology company — has no leadership on that front.

Tim Cook should resign.
Why does CarPlay use flat gray to indicate an active button, and bright green to indicate those not selected?

Why did #Apple Watch workouts switch from an all-screen start button to an untappable teeny one?

Why is the Settings app so infuriating to navigate?

A: This guy. Facebook "poached" him 🤣
December 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Host of tech podcast just asked whether Netflix acquiring Warner Bros. means he won't have to pay for HBO.

You don't pay out $82B to lower customers costs, Bob.
December 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Why does CarPlay use flat gray to indicate an active button, and bright green to indicate those not selected?

Why did #Apple Watch workouts switch from an all-screen start button to an untappable teeny one?

Why is the Settings app so infuriating to navigate?

A: This guy. Facebook "poached" him 🤣
December 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Steve Kerr is an #NBA-player whisperer and a great All-Star team coach. He should probably go to one of those.
December 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
#Wordle is getting boring, NYT — and now this? Nuh uh.
December 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
#Amazon is bad at AI, example 392:
December 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
A) Pete Davidson does not live in that house.

B) He seems lonely.

C) #Alexa is creepy AF
December 3, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Whatever, Myles Garrett. You began a holdout because you wanted to play for a winner, took the money, and are on a 3-9 #Browns team.
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Where is the #NFL's Post-Black Friday Pre-Sunday Saturday Game???
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
LinkedIn is all:

MY WIFE AND MISTRESS BOTH CHEATED ON ME: 11 Business Lessons Uncovered by This Life-Changing Experience
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The number of people who screw up their own projects and then hope others will fix it for them = ♾️
a black and white cartoon of mickey mouse standing in front of a door with the number 00 on it
Alt: a black and white cartoon of mickey mouse opening a door that reveals another door, continuously.
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I like this guy. So unlike some of players looking to glide to insta-wins, #mlb

thescore.com/mlb/news/3408591
Imai would rather take down Dodgers than join them in free agency
Japanese free-agent pitcher Tatsuya Imai would rather be a part of a team that beats the Los Angeles Dodgers than join countrymen Shohei Ohtani, Yoshinobu Yamamoto, and Roki Sasaki as a member of the reigning World Series champions."Of course, I'd enjoy playing alongside Ohtani, Yamamoto, and Sasaki," Imai told Daisuke Matsuzaka on "Hodo Station," according to MLB.com's Michael Clair, "but winning against a team like that and becoming a world champion would be the most valuable thing in my life. If anything, I'd rather take them down."Imai mentioned wanting to experience the majors differently than some of his Japanese peers as a reason not to join the Dodgers. "If there were another Japanese player on the same team, I could just ask them about anything, right?" Imai said. "But that's actually not what I'm looking for. In a way, I want to experience that sense of survival. When I come face-to-face with cultural differences, I want to see how I can overcome them on my own. That's part of what I'm excited about."The 27-year-old, who has until Jan. 2 to sign an agreement after being posted by the Seibu Lions of Nippon Professional Baseball's Pacific League, said he also wants the challenge of trying to strike out the four-time MVP Ohtani."I really want to see how much my fastball holds up against him - to test myself by throwing it to him," Imai said.Imai is highly coveted this offseason following a tremendous 2025 campaign in which he authored a 1.92 ERA and 0.89 WHIP with 178 strikeouts in 162 2/3 innings.
thescore.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The part of the economy that people hated when Biden was president is the part Trump destroyed the first time around. And this time around.

You magas are idiots.
Slotkin: "He's trying to distract us from the big stories of last week, the Epstein files and economy. He's tweeting 'the economy is the best it's ever been' -- amazing considering the public isn't stupid. It reminded me of Joe Biden. Biden tried to tell us for a year that the economy was great."
November 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
If you forgot what an ugly user interface looks like, you forgot you opened the #Amazon app 4 minutes ago.
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
#Warriors announcers are so excited that the team isn't getting blown out. Meanwhile, the lack of coaching for the younger players is clear.
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Trump’s the most obese president we’ve had since Taft
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'

people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM