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Official account. Writer, editor, etc. “Embrace the senile genius / watch him reinvent the wheel.”
Democracy dies by a thousand staff cuts, and that’s the Bond villain’s plan.
www.cnn.com/2026/02/04/m...
Jeff Bezos-owned Washington Post conducts widespread layoffs, gutting a third of its staff | CNN Business
The Washington Post laid off about one in three employees across the company Wednesday morning, dealing another big blow to a newsroom that has reached a breaking point.
www.cnn.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Quite the non-tribute the #grammys gave to Sly Stone.
February 2, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Same with the #Warriors. Lacob quit on his own team.
The difference between the #Niners and Seahawks is the Seahawks have an owner who wants to win.
January 31, 2026 at 5:54 AM
“In hindsight, it remains astonishing that #Trump managed to win re-election at all. But it’s clear buyer’s remorse has arrived early — and in force.”

We have no memory.* We don’t see history as a warning.* And the price of our eggs was SO HIGH.

*You, not me.

politicalwire.com/2026/01/30/a...
A Stunningly Unpopular President
A new Pew Research Center survey released yesterday underscores how deeply unpopular Donald Trump is with the American public. The topline number is brutal. Trump’s net approval stands at –24, with fu...
politicalwire.com
January 30, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Iran should threaten to release some kompromat Epstein files to get dumbass to back off.

Also, #Epstein files.

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/29/us...
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:22 AM
"… along with a barbecue fork."

Not sure why NYT left that out of the header, it's important.

"Mr. Anderson, according to one of the people with knowledge, had been working at a pizzeria in New York."

Oh.

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/29/n...
Man With Pizza Cutter Is Said to Have Tried to Break Mangione Out of Jail
www.nytimes.com
January 29, 2026 at 9:30 PM
"I wouldn't."

A professional team's success comes down to whether an owner is a winner or a loser, Jed York. #Niners #NFL

ninerswire.usatoday.com/story...
Former 49ers owner has epic response to team’s 31-year championship drought
The San Francisco 49ers haven't hoisted the Lombardi Trophy in over three decades, and Eddie DeBartolo can't believe it.
ninerswire.usatoday.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:17 PM
January 28, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Remember when Zuckerberg cried about being "coerced" into blocking fake Covid vaccine information?

Freedom is speech my ass, #meta

www.thewrap.com/industry-news...
Meta Blocks Instagram and Facebook Users From Posting 'ICE List' That IDs Homeland Security Employees
Meta has begun blocking Instagram and Facebook users from sharing links to ICE List, a website that publishes information about people it identifies as employees of U.S. immigration enforcement agencies
www.thewrap.com
January 28, 2026 at 3:53 PM
He’s too ugly to be anything but a straight-up incel maga loser
January 28, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Hate President Biden all you want, but he wasn't leading the charge to kill American citizens.

If you voted for Trump, don't tell me because I will make you feel worse than you already do about your boring, miserable, and limited life.
January 25, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I remember playing 7 Degrees of Kevin Bacon before the internet was a thing and now there are 0 degrees, he’s my second best friend, it’s so crazy

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January 22, 2026 at 11:37 PM
This is what Zuckerberg said he would accomplish with #Facebook. He completely failed in that regard.

abc7news.com/post/matter-...
How a pay phone is connecting people in liberal SF to conservative Texas in new social experiment
"Call a Republican." "Call a Democrat." There's a new pay phone in San Francisco's Mission District. But this phone only calls one number. And on the other line is a stranger in Abilene, Texas.
abc7news.com
January 20, 2026 at 9:20 PM
The U.S. #Traitors is so bad, Michael Rapaport looks sorta but not quite smart. That's how dumb this cast is.
January 18, 2026 at 6:48 AM
The difference between the #Niners and Seahawks is the Seahawks have an owner who wants to win.
January 18, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Chase made #SapphireReserve stupid and now have to advertise to drum up interest that won't happen because the card remains stupid.
January 18, 2026 at 2:18 AM
#Mercy looks like a great movie except Chris Pratt
January 18, 2026 at 2:11 AM
#Niners playing like a team whose owner gave up on them at trade deadline.

Jed York, that is. #NFL
January 18, 2026 at 1:51 AM