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He cried at the UN — not for politics, but for Gaza’s children.
“I thought of my grandkids,” he said, voice breaking.
A plea from a grandfather to the world: Stop the killing. 💔

#GazaUnderAttack #TearsForGaza #UNSpeech #CeasefireNow #SaveTheChildren
June 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
So we’re criminalizing gang ties now? Cool. Let’s start with the ones in khakis and polos. 🤷‍♂️
#PoliticalTruth #DoubleStandards #ProudBoys #Klan #Accountability #StreetJustice #fyp #WakeUpAmerica
June 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Standing in the dark, cheering for a bulb that was never changed… but hey, he said he did it, right?
#trump #maga #satire #politics #joke #funny #republicans #itsajoke #offended #truthhurts #facepalm #lightbulblogic #fyp
June 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Trump just hiked steel tariffs to 50%, bragging it’s “good for America”—but allies like Canada and the EU say it’s a trade war in the making. Once again, Trump’s big talk, global chaos. #TrumpTariffs #SteelShock #TradeMess #GlobalTensions #fyp
June 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Texas SB13 bans books that clash with “community values,” echoing Gilead’s censorship from The Handmaid’s Tale. Critics fear classics like Romeo and Juliet and Lonesome Dove are at risk. “Under his eye,” indeed.

#TexasSB13 #BookBan #GileadVibes #fyp
June 1, 2025 at 8:53 AM
🔥 Trump’s “Apprentice: Kremlin Edition” – Will Putin respect the big boss? Or is this just another boardroom charade? 🌍🎭 #TrumpTV #RussiaUkraine #BasedOrBuffoonery #PoliticalTheater #OvalOfficeShowdown #fyp
May 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
🔥 Kara-Murza returns to Oslo, calls out war criminal Putin: Release Russia’s political prisoners, prepare for the regime’s collapse. Will the West act before it’s too late?

#KaraMurza #FreeRussia #PutinTheWarCriminal
May 29, 2025 at 9:21 AM
As US experts go quiet amid political turmoil, Norway’s Hilmar Mjelde speaks out: “The GOP now tolerates violence—silence is not an option.”

#USPolitics #SilencedVoices #NorwegianPerspective #DemocracyInCrisis #SpeakOut #PoliticalPolarization #FreedomOfSpeech #GlobalImpact #fyp
May 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
May 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Velshi fact-checks JD Vance’s bold claims about the Supreme Court’s role—what’s the truth? Stay informed—follow @uptok

#JDVance #Velshi #SupremeCourt #SCOTUS #Politics #FactCheck #NewsUpdate #UptokNewsNow #BreakingNews #SCOTUSFacts
#fyp
May 27, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Trump’s 25% tariffs are chasing away tourists from Canada, Japan, and Mexico. Hotel bookings are down—tourism pros fear a “Trump slump.”

Hashtags:
#TrumpTariffs #TourismDrop #TravelTrouble #TradeWars #FYP
May 27, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Trump calls out Putin’s moves. #Trump #Putin #Ukraine #GlobalUpdate #BreakingNews
May 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Trump vs Harvard. Rumors of Barron’s rejection fuel the feud—Harvard’s name games, foreign influence, and family drama all collide.
#BarronTrump #TrumpHarvardClash #CollegeAdmissions #PoliticalDrama #IvyLeagueBuzz
May 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Europe’s had enough—time to stand up and act. #UkraineCrisis #EuropeUnites #PeaceEfforts #Solidarity #StopTheWar
May 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Europe quietly powers America’s medicine cabinet. Trump’s massive EU tariffs could now crash that supply chain, driving up costs and causing a crisis in American healthcare.
#EuropePharmacy #TrumpTariffs #HealthcareImpact #MedicineSupply #TradeWar
May 25, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Challenging old narratives. Who’s truly poor when healthcare, housing, and early retirement are within reach?
It’s time to rethink what poverty really means.
#ChinaVsAmerica #RethinkPoverty #WealthIsHealth #RetirementSecurity #HealthcareForAll #MindfulLiving #fyp
@lalinpgp @lalinphotography
May 24, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Europe’s boycott of US goods is biting harder than ever, and Trump’s tariffs on EU imports have backfired—raising prices and hurting American manufacturers. Bharat Ramamurti breaks down how this double whammy is crushing US workers and factories.
#TrumpTariffs #EuropeBoycott #TradeWar #fyp #europe
May 24, 2025 at 9:33 AM
GOP Congressman TOO EMBARRASSED to Read His OWN BILL — and now we know why.
It repeals a tax on tanning beds… while slashing rural healthcare.
Even his own party didn’t want to say it out loud.

#TanningTaxRepeal #HealthcareCuts #GOPPriorities #FYP #PoliticalAccountability #EmbarrassedMuch
May 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Trump tried to prove ‘white genocide’ in South Africa… using rebel massacre footage from Congo.
Real body bags. Wrong country. Fake story.

#TrumpLies #WhiteGenocideHoax #CongoNotSA #DisinfoPlaybook #McFelonFiles #FYP #GlobalGaslight
May 23, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Trump’s legal mess isn’t over. After 34 felony convictions tied to Stormy Daniels, House Republicans may be setting him up for a new impeachment—by blindly backing his latest tax bill. Loyalty has a price.

#Trump #StormyDaniels #34Felonies #GOPChaos #fyp
May 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
We dont care china has been here for 5000 years…

#chinaa #us #trade #tarrifs #economics #worldtok #china #victorgao #fyp
May 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Trump’s “beautiful” bill cuts healthcare for 14M so billionaires can buy yachts. This isn’t policy — it’s theft in a red hat.
#McFelon #HealthcareHeist #fyp #TrumpExposed
May 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Musk just walked away from politics. Will he finally tell the truth about 2024?
#ElonMusk #2024Election #NoMoreFunding #TeslaCEO #TruthIncoming #fyp
May 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Elon Musk says he’s done funding politics — including Trump. At the Qatar Economic Forum, he confirmed he’s pulling back financial support and focusing fully on Tesla.
#ElonMusk #TrumpFunding #TeslaCEO #PoliticalDonations #MuskNews #QatarEconomicForum #TechBillionaire #StopFundingTrump #fyp
May 21, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Musk pulls the plug. Trump’s money train just hit a wall.

#MAGAUnfunded #ElonMusk #RedHatDrama #FollowTheMoney #BreakingNews
May 21, 2025 at 9:46 AM