UrbanDaimyoHTX
@urbandaimyo.bsky.social
34 | Scorpio | HTX | PVAMU Alumni 💜💛
Where the food at?
Where the food at?
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The only thing I like about cooler weather is the fact I can dress up more. Other than that spring needs hurry the fuck up and get here!
December 2, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The only thing I like about cooler weather is the fact I can dress up more. Other than that spring needs hurry the fuck up and get here!
I know this random ass hell but when was the last time you heard a crackhead died? I think they immortal or something
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I know this random ass hell but when was the last time you heard a crackhead died? I think they immortal or something
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literally me, thinking i was gonna breeze thru Intro to Church Music. that final paper had me in CRISIS.
I remember when I was in college I decided to take a hip hop history class as an elective, thinking I was gonna just listen to music each class. That 30-page paper describing in what ways the political and social climate affected Black society/ hip hop in the 80’s to early 90’s whooped my ass.
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
literally me, thinking i was gonna breeze thru Intro to Church Music. that final paper had me in CRISIS.
I remember when I was in college I decided to take a hip hop history class as an elective, thinking I was gonna just listen to music each class. That 30-page paper describing in what ways the political and social climate affected Black society/ hip hop in the 80’s to early 90’s whooped my ass.
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I remember when I was in college I decided to take a hip hop history class as an elective, thinking I was gonna just listen to music each class. That 30-page paper describing in what ways the political and social climate affected Black society/ hip hop in the 80’s to early 90’s whooped my ass.
Love a happy hour appetizer
November 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Love a happy hour appetizer
People be naming they aggressive ass dogs the softest names they can think of. Why princess tryna rip my throat out and foaming at the mouth?
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
People be naming they aggressive ass dogs the softest names they can think of. Why princess tryna rip my throat out and foaming at the mouth?
I don’t know what they be putting in those drinks at urban social but they owe me a garage door lmao
November 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I don’t know what they be putting in those drinks at urban social but they owe me a garage door lmao
Why is Europe considered its own continent? It doesn’t meet the criteria! It should just be called part of the Eurasian continent.
November 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Why is Europe considered its own continent? It doesn’t meet the criteria! It should just be called part of the Eurasian continent.
Renting ranches out is expensive 🫠. Happy 70th birthday old man
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Renting ranches out is expensive 🫠. Happy 70th birthday old man
So how long we go be keeping these thanksgiving leftovers?
November 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
So how long we go be keeping these thanksgiving leftovers?
People who get onion-y food items first thing in the morning need to get they ass whooped. Why you gotta make it smell musty before the day even start?
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
People who get onion-y food items first thing in the morning need to get they ass whooped. Why you gotta make it smell musty before the day even start?
I have a taste for some Korean fried chicken for some reason
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I have a taste for some Korean fried chicken for some reason
I don’t know how people be surviving making less than 70k a year! I make more than that and I feel like I barely be above water. I have no clue where this money done went! Y’all some fighters for sure
November 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I don’t know how people be surviving making less than 70k a year! I make more than that and I feel like I barely be above water. I have no clue where this money done went! Y’all some fighters for sure
I hate when barbers go up on price but don’t do anything different to justify it
November 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I hate when barbers go up on price but don’t do anything different to justify it
I always soak my vegetables in salt water and vinegar before I wash them off because you never know what’s hiding in it.
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I always soak my vegetables in salt water and vinegar before I wash them off because you never know what’s hiding in it.
I hate my old gun range closed down. That was the one I took people I didn’t trust 100% to know how to handle a gun. I wouldn’t have minded getting kicked out of that range because it was dirty anyway. But I damn sure don’t take people to my nice range lol. You ain’t about to jeopardize that one.
November 10, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I hate my old gun range closed down. That was the one I took people I didn’t trust 100% to know how to handle a gun. I wouldn’t have minded getting kicked out of that range because it was dirty anyway. But I damn sure don’t take people to my nice range lol. You ain’t about to jeopardize that one.
I went to the grocery store and forgot to get a bottle of wine 🫠
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I went to the grocery store and forgot to get a bottle of wine 🫠
I’ll put money down that they caved on the budget on purpose so they could lose the ACA and have a cause to rally behind for the midterms so they can safely stay in power in 2026.
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I’ll put money down that they caved on the budget on purpose so they could lose the ACA and have a cause to rally behind for the midterms so they can safely stay in power in 2026.
I think people should experience a beef rib (not short rib) at least once in their life. Yea the flavor profile is exactly that of brisket for an even crazier price but it has that cool factor to it 😂. Just once though, you can’t convince me it’s somehow better than brisket.
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I think people should experience a beef rib (not short rib) at least once in their life. Yea the flavor profile is exactly that of brisket for an even crazier price but it has that cool factor to it 😂. Just once though, you can’t convince me it’s somehow better than brisket.
Man my cousin shot some hogs in Huntsville, I’m go see if wanna give me one
November 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Man my cousin shot some hogs in Huntsville, I’m go see if wanna give me one
I hate how all the mouth wash they have out is alcohol free. I wanna feel what the germs is feeling so I know it’s working right. I need to feel they pain.
November 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I hate how all the mouth wash they have out is alcohol free. I wanna feel what the germs is feeling so I know it’s working right. I need to feel they pain.
I love anything with cheese 😂
November 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I love anything with cheese 😂
I’m a sucker for cheese but this raclette they have at the wine bar about to fuck me up, I already know it 😭
November 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I’m a sucker for cheese but this raclette they have at the wine bar about to fuck me up, I already know it 😭
My vacation almost over 🥺😫😫
November 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
My vacation almost over 🥺😫😫
You know what’s better than sex? Pulling all the crab meat out in one go. Just slide it all out the leg like a boss
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 AM
You know what’s better than sex? Pulling all the crab meat out in one go. Just slide it all out the leg like a boss