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B. Whyte, MD

@urbanedoc4kids.bsky.social

5K followers 920 following 3.4K posts

The Jim Kelly of Pediatrics (no, the other one). Big 🦬 Energy. Achievement is the goal. Responds reciprocally. These are my own, personal skeets, not those of my employer. #Landover

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B. Whyte, MD @urbanedoc4kids.bsky.social · 27d

Hey, New Folks and welcome!

I know the recent… happenings brought you here, but i promise it’s not always like this.

I prefer to focus on pediatric wellness, music, and how good I look.

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B. Whyte, MD @urbanedoc4kids.bsky.social · 5h

This is the one we had, but same.

1980s television test pattern with the bars of color

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B. Whyte, MD @urbanedoc4kids.bsky.social · 5h

DONT CHECK ME, TODD!!

B. Whyte, MD @urbanedoc4kids.bsky.social · 5h

You people that cook are just lazy

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B. Whyte, MD @urbanedoc4kids.bsky.social · 5h

Yall are so wrong about oatmeal raisin cookies, chunkys, Raisin Bran, and raisin bread.

Plus, that carrot and raisin salad that nobody makes anymore.

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B. Whyte, MD @urbanedoc4kids.bsky.social · 5h

Hell yeah, I’m old. Old enough to predate the internet.

That’s the only Doctor I recognize.

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B. Whyte, MD @urbanedoc4kids.bsky.social · 5h

Great news; I’ve only had bagels from a store!

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B. Whyte, MD @urbanedoc4kids.bsky.social · 5h

a black and white photo of a man with the words " a thousand apologies " on the bottom

Alt: a black and white gif of a man bowing ridiculously with the words " a thousand apologies " on the bottom

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B. Whyte, MD @urbanedoc4kids.bsky.social · 5h

a man in a striped shirt is saying `` did we just become '' while looking at the camera .

Alt: Brendan from Stepbrothers in a striped shirt is saying `` did we just become best friends”

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B. Whyte, MD @urbanedoc4kids.bsky.social · 5h

Listen, @mdwallach.bsky.social has explained that my New York experience was incomplete. I have zero cultural knowledge of such cuisine, just goin on vibes.

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B. Whyte, MD @urbanedoc4kids.bsky.social · 5h

They are disgustingly wonderful and I’ll take mine in a 12

B. Whyte, MD @urbanedoc4kids.bsky.social · 5h

You know it’s a bit of a badge of honor (til I get to Brooklyn) 😏

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B. Whyte, MD @urbanedoc4kids.bsky.social · 6h

I had no idea what the right answer would be, but I knew mine wouldn’t be it 🤣

B. Whyte, MD @urbanedoc4kids.bsky.social · 6h

I’m opening one of those accounts or something

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B. Whyte, MD @urbanedoc4kids.bsky.social · 9h

Cinnamon raisin bagel with strawberry cream cheese.

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B. Whyte, MD @urbanedoc4kids.bsky.social · 9h

I got on shoes, but I’m off today, so you’re catching my massage, rather than clinic kicks.

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B. Whyte, MD @urbanedoc4kids.bsky.social · 9h

Always!

Are those the Wale Bonner ones? Because I love them dearly.

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B. Whyte, MD @urbanedoc4kids.bsky.social · 13h

Why???

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B. Whyte, MD @urbanedoc4kids.bsky.social · 13h

Right. It’s damn near expected.

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B. Whyte, MD @urbanedoc4kids.bsky.social · 1d

You’re thinking of lamé.

A duvet is a piece of meat, served with the bones already removed.

Haze! @luxelifehaze.bsky.social · 1d

You’re thinking of croquet.

A duvet is a shiny fabric that contains golden threads. It’s typically used for evening gowns and costumes because of its luxurious and glamorous look

✨Your Seaside Oracle✨ @chanti227.bsky.social · 1d

You’re thinking of Poussey.

A duvet is the sport that involves hitting wooden, plastic, or composite balls with a mallet through hoops

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B. Whyte, MD @urbanedoc4kids.bsky.social · 1d

Aldo Raine in Inglorious Basterds saying, “See you’re gonna wanna take off that MAGA hat. We don’t like that.”

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B. Whyte, MD @urbanedoc4kids.bsky.social · 1d

You’ve left out the part where he’s been supporting this guy to his young and uninformed audience for YEARS.

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B. Whyte, MD @urbanedoc4kids.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks for taking in the information.

B. Whyte, MD @urbanedoc4kids.bsky.social · 1d

🤞🏾

B. Whyte, MD @urbanedoc4kids.bsky.social · 1d

Yup

BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 1d

after careful study, I believe only people born between 1975 and 1995 should be allowed to use the internet