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urbankiwi.bsky.social
Skip Parker
@urbankiwi.bsky.social
Infosec junkie, Tech OPS MGR, whisky drinker, part time Muppet, full time schnauzer wrangler, tester of door locks.

Has a habit of finding that annoying issue that breaks your super awesome secure software system.
Today I experienced the first AI powered drive thru ordering at... Of all places.. Burger King in Westgate.. And it worked...
January 19, 2024 at 6:12 AM
2024... You thought last last few years have been wild... I feel it's going to be off the charts in comparison.
December 31, 2023 at 9:13 AM
Signs you are deep deeeeply on holiday... Lost power to the house for 30 minutes.. didn't even notice.
December 28, 2023 at 2:51 AM
Merry Christmas friends...
December 24, 2023 at 7:46 PM
It's that time. #traditions
December 22, 2023 at 6:48 AM
I see this.. And can't help. But think about the Amazon reviews for the Haribo sugar free gunny bears. #hillariousmemories
December 22, 2023 at 5:10 AM
Zomg.. Boxing day sales... On now.. Just in time for... Umm wait.. Who is messing up the time line here.
Time Travel GIF
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December 22, 2023 at 5:08 AM
Ok #SundayConfessions... I've never watched Dr Who...
Confused Doctor Who GIF
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December 10, 2023 at 4:39 AM
Not often the house gets buzzed by the #USAirforce.. Sweet sounding C130J. super her Kanto88
November 21, 2023 at 8:04 AM
Got up early enough to see the opening of TVNZ's breakfast show... How awkward is this show...
November 14, 2023 at 5:03 PM
Fireworks are ridiculous. There I said it...
November 5, 2023 at 7:43 AM
Chaos Fire GIF
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November 4, 2023 at 12:07 AM
Tired to screen shot the current Cloudflare Status page... TLDR version : carnage.
November 4, 2023 at 12:05 AM
Morning.. Time to get back to the grind with my new favorite cereal "Hackies".. Or should I have "For Loops".. So many choices (hat tip to @weld.bsky.social for these creative gems)... Hackies... That anytime food for the discerning cyber warrior.
October 29, 2023 at 3:42 PM
This made me chuckle... I'm not entirely sure the mood could be described as Stoked amongst the fan base. Graphic made even more funnier with the article photo directly below it. Can some from Stuff do a safety check on their rugby reports team.. I think they are still at the pub..
October 29, 2023 at 6:17 AM
18 minutes... That's how long it took for the news to get to a critical news article about a potentially major weather event about to hit the country. Most of the delay was talking about the rugby. Surely we're better with our priorities than this.
October 29, 2023 at 5:29 AM
There are few people who put their heart and soul into others. @frankritchie.bsky.social is one of those people. If there was ever an award for most deserving our support it would this family.

https://givealittle.co.nz/cause/support-selah-ritchie
Support Selah Ritchie: Help fund critical surgery in Germany.
This fundraising is to support Selah to get critical surgery in Germany. It will help her eat and live life to the full again.
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October 29, 2023 at 5:26 AM
Trying out the Greysky app with Gif support.. Because... Umm ADHD? Maybe... Oh squirrel...
Doc Brown It Works GIF
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October 28, 2023 at 3:39 AM
Love the sound of the NZ Airforce C130's doing fast laps.
October 24, 2023 at 3:10 AM
True words
October 23, 2023 at 7:32 AM
When Monday isn't Monday.. When it's a Netflix Monday and your not in the USA.
October 23, 2023 at 6:03 AM
October 21, 2023 at 5:49 AM
This is the way.
October 21, 2023 at 2:00 AM
The wheels have fallen off at the supermarket. Seems like an apt metaphor for some people struggling in the current climate. It's worth showing some compassion to those in need, especially now it's not a hot topic because the elections are over.
October 20, 2023 at 11:36 PM
Love the fact the rugby finished just in time for the Austin Texas F1 qualifier.. #SportsSaturday
October 20, 2023 at 8:56 PM