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Kakashi from Accounting

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✦ 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐒/𝐔𝐁𝟑 ┃ 𝐇𝐞/𝐇𝐢𝐦 ┃ 𝐃𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐇𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐲𝐢𝐬𝐭 ✦ 「 ⚠ 𝑶𝑹𝑽, 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒔𝒑𝒐𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒆 ⚠ ┃ 𝑴𝒐𝒔𝒕𝒍𝒚 𝑵𝒂𝒓𝒖𝒕𝒐 (𝑶𝑩𝑲𝑲 🍬🍆 & 𝑴𝑫𝑻𝑩) 𝒎𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒐𝒎 𝒂𝒄𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕 」【 urbigbadbro.carrd.co 】

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Kakashi from Accounting @urbigbadbro.bsky.social · Oct 19

Actually I'm just gonna make it so that my Starter packs are named the tags I will use to post for the fandom soooo go look over there!!

Kakashi from Accounting @urbigbadbro.bsky.social · Oct 19

For those here for certain fandoms, here are tags to block so that they do not appear on your feed. I know... tedious but I tend to not change interests quickly. I will try to tag my posts as the following:
#ORV
#Pokemon
#Naruto
#Trigun

Kakashi from Accounting @urbigbadbro.bsky.social · Jan 13

Rate the fit

Kakashi from Accounting @urbigbadbro.bsky.social · Jan 11

I wrote this back in 2023 I don't think I'll ever finish it but if there's an OBKK discord somewhere I'll post the premise of the story in there :)

Kakashi from Accounting @urbigbadbro.bsky.social · Jan 11

【Drabble for pre-relationship OBKK】

Firefighter Obito/EMT Kakashi

Summary:
Naruto broke his arm, Obito is freaking out, Iruka can't catch a break, and Kakashi is a little shit.

Kakashi from Accounting @urbigbadbro.bsky.social · Jan 11

With narrowed eyes, Iruka cursed under his breath about a silver-haired bastard, and how he would probably regret his decision in the future.

Kakashi from Accounting @urbigbadbro.bsky.social · Jan 11

"You still haven't answered me though... Do you think Obito is wearing a shirt? You know how he and his family are, hot-blooded and all." He paused before sighing. "Whoever is right will take on cleaning duties for the next week and a half! I'll even throw in tickets to the next musical."

Kakashi from Accounting @urbigbadbro.bsky.social · Jan 11

"I have much more experience under my belt. I am a wise oak tree, knowledgeable in the many facets of life!" The lanky man started giggling at the look the shorter man was giving him.

Kakashi from Accounting @urbigbadbro.bsky.social · Jan 11

The tan man spluttered as he gripped the steering wheel. "I- what?! Shut up! You're not even that much older than me." Did the asshole hit his head too hard?

Kakashi from Accounting @urbigbadbro.bsky.social · Jan 11

Kakashi's gaze returned to the notes in his wallet before he playfully shrugged. "You know, you're far too young to be having hearing problems."

Kakashi from Accounting @urbigbadbro.bsky.social · Jan 11

Iruka was stunned speechless.

"Are you gonna stick in the mud again or did you really not hear what I said?" The masked man arched his brows as he gave his coworker a lazy look.

Kakashi from Accounting @urbigbadbro.bsky.social · Jan 11

"What?" Iruka wasn't sure he heard right so it caught him off guard when, to his utter bewilderment, Kakashi started pulling out his wallet.

"I said," there was the dreadful look in that rat-bastard eyes. "Wanna bet if Obito has a shirt on or off."

Kakashi from Accounting @urbigbadbro.bsky.social · Jan 11

A flush quickly started to spread over the brunette's cheeks. Well, this conversation was looking to be one where he wished the Hatake felt like reading his 'fine literature' rather than talking to him.

Kakashi from Accounting @urbigbadbro.bsky.social · Jan 11

But, the 'junior' in question knew better to interrupt Kakashi. Iruka was far too used to the silverette's antics to stop whatever bullshit inevitably came out of the other's mouth.

"Wanna bet on whether Obito is wearing a shirt or not."

Kakashi from Accounting @urbigbadbro.bsky.social · Jan 11

"Hey junior," Iruka glanced at the other paramedic with an odd look. It wasn't often that Kakashi was in the mood to talk.

Kakashi from Accounting @urbigbadbro.bsky.social · Jan 11

Gai wrote paragraphs while Obito sent several fragmented texts. Kakashi felt a little guilty but waved it away as per usual.

Kakashi from Accounting @urbigbadbro.bsky.social · Jan 11

Not a lot of time had passed since they were dispatched but a quick scroll through his phone showed that Kakashi did receive multiple texts and missed calls from both his best friends.

Kakashi from Accounting @urbigbadbro.bsky.social · Jan 11

Iruka filled Kakashi into the details he missed while asleep. It turns out, Genma had originally received the call from Obito since he couldn't get a hold of Kakashi.

Kakashi from Accounting @urbigbadbro.bsky.social · Jan 11

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The drive to the outskirts of Kurama County gave the two men ample time to make conversation.

Kakashi from Accounting @urbigbadbro.bsky.social · Jan 11

The slightly shorter man nods. "I'll meet you in the box."

"Mah, always so eager to drive." He teased.

Kakashi from Accounting @urbigbadbro.bsky.social · Jan 11

"Classic Naruto." Despite his words, there was a hint of concern in his dark eyes. He got up rather slowly but there was intention behind each of his movements. "Let's hope he didn't break anything." 'He hates the hospital' went unsaid.

Kakashi from Accounting @urbigbadbro.bsky.social · Jan 11

"Come on, get up. I just got a call from your nephew, his cat got stuck in a tree again and, well, he had a nasty fall after climbing up to get her." He paused, "From the sounds of it, the kid twisted his ankle pretty bad."

Kakashi from Accounting @urbigbadbro.bsky.social · Jan 11

"Hm, what did you do that for? Can't you see I'm busy," asked the pile of gangly limbs.

'I hate you.' The dark-haired man somehow said with an audible eyeroll.

Kakashi from Accounting @urbigbadbro.bsky.social · Jan 11

Turning his head to the side to see an upturned chair had him huffing a laugh. Standing over him was his cute little coworker, Iruka. It was not a difficult feat considering how the seat was propped up, the angle was arguably more dangerous than the slim man's survival instincts.

Kakashi from Accounting @urbigbadbro.bsky.social · Jan 11

Stars exploded behind fluttering eyelids after having contact with a cold, hard surface. Groaning, confused grey eyes blink open.

"Ouch" he said belatedly after he realized that he was just sprawled across the familiar (somewhat ugly) tiled floors of KASB's duty room.

Kakashi from Accounting @urbigbadbro.bsky.social · Jan 11

He almost got onto his feet when he heard a faint creaking sound coming from beneath.

A strange feeling of his body upright but the world around him tilting to the side overcame his senses.

Kakashi from Accounting @urbigbadbro.bsky.social · Jan 11

Reaching far deep in himself, he found the strength to stand; he got up on calloused palms in an effort to steady himself on the charred wooden surface of the ground.

Kakashi from Accounting @urbigbadbro.bsky.social · Jan 11

Through the smoke and his watering eyes, he could barely make out a splotch of blue and black. He tried forming words with his chapped lips but he couldn't breathe. The desperation in his chest was threatening to suffocate him as much as the fumes surrounding him.