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David B
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I was at the Wendy's speaker. The line was slow. A truck a few vehicles back decided not to wait, bypassed the line, and cut in front of me. Turned out to be a doordasher. --Fuck this guy!-- He puts on his hazards lights (does this mean something?) I was so happy the window lady made him leave.
February 11, 2026 at 6:48 PM
🔎🙂 @renrenben.bsky.social How's your little corner of the bsky universe? bluesky-map.theo.io
February 11, 2026 at 3:25 PM
A shoveled driveway is better than a cut lawn.
January 28, 2026 at 4:09 PM
My coworker Nate said that his NIPSCO (Indiana) gas utility bill came in at $600 and said that it was a huge increase beyond the normal hike he would expect for winter. I would have shit my pants. My SEMCO bill (Michigan)....$67.

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a man is wearing a black sweater and making a funny face .
ALT: a man is wearing a black sweater and making a funny face .
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January 22, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I was intrigued by all the hoopla over the show, Heated Rivalry. I watched it over two days. It was good. However it's a slow start and picked up at episode 3. I'd watch season 2.
January 22, 2026 at 3:35 AM
There was a Verizon outage. I am thinking about buying a plan with a MVNO that uses AT&T or T-mobile as a backup.
January 22, 2026 at 3:19 AM
SW Michigan. I’m under a lake effect snow band that just won’t move. Over a foot of snow would be my guess so far.
January 15, 2026 at 4:06 AM
SW Michigan. I’m under a lake effect snow band that just won’t move. Over a foot of snow would be my guess so far.
January 15, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Not sure if you want to see Greenland 2: Migration? Let me spoil the end for you:
January 10, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I drove up to St Joe for ice sculpture and when I arrived none were seen. Turns out I am a month early. 🤦🏻‍♂️
January 8, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I woke up to the news that the US invaded Venezuela and too Maduro out of the country to face narco charges. Yet the President pardoned and released another pres who was convicted for the same? Hmmm 🤨
January 3, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I’m watching the second Avatar movie before heading to see the third at the movies tonight. I had forgotten what had happened.
January 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
My sister and her husband moved into a new house. Apparently her new community “encourages” residents to put out these lanterns. The community is nice but that kind of…involvement is not for me.
December 31, 2025 at 6:14 AM
There was a nice little surprise on my desk today! #MSU #GOGREEN #BRIBEACCEPTED
December 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
After many days of overcast skies, the sun is out again! #Michigan
December 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Oops. I forgot I threw out my Christmas lights last year. (One of the strings went bad and I couldn’t be bothered to find out where the fault was.) I guess I better head out now.
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I was so excited to get my NAS setup started that I forgot that I was supposed to put up the Christmas Tree. Well seeing how this going to take FOR-EV-AH... I guess I'll get the decorations out. :)
December 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Internet: $55 for 300Mbps, $65 for 500Mbps, or $70 for 1Gbps? 🤔
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Got stuck behind a police stop on the bypass the other day and was almost late for work. Found out who they stopped and arrested.
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My mom says she wants to make sushi for Thanksgiving. Since she is the host this year, I’d like clarification that it will not be the main dish.
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I asked for extra onions on my burger but got that *and* extra pickles. Pickle burgers aren’t my thing.
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It’s been fun Disney but time to go home. :(
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Currently in FL. Back home in MI they had a snow storm and people are asking about power outages. I think my house is good!
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The single rider line for Ratatouille is almost out the front door at Epcot. I’m thinking the standby line may be quicker.
November 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It’s 5am. I can’t get back to sleep. Relaxing in terms of getting sleep never seems to work for me whenever I’m on vacation. Disney tomorrow!
November 7, 2025 at 10:00 AM