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The revolution will not be televised - it will be shitposted! https://www.facebook.com/USDOSP2

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US Department of Shitposting @usdosp.bsky.social · 2h

At least they didn't disappear him....

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US Department of Shitposting @usdosp.bsky.social · 15h

Ahhh, yes, "the jab" that Trump deserves the credit for, but we shouldn't take it because it's designed to kill us and it implants us with microchips.... #magatlogic

US Department of Shitposting @usdosp.bsky.social · 16h

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US Department of Shitposting @usdosp.bsky.social · 17h

So this dumbass on TikTok posted "I have a proposal for the Democrat party: Instead of free healthcare for illegal immigrants, how about free healthcare for the American people?"

So I replied, "When you go so far to the right, you end up on the left..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

US Department of Shitposting @usdosp.bsky.social · 18h

Funny how the "fuck your feelings" crowd are so up in their big feelings that they have to have their own super bowl half-time safe space show...

US Department of Shitposting @usdosp.bsky.social · 19h

Lil Marco doing what Lil Marco does...

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US Department of Shitposting @usdosp.bsky.social · 20h

#PSA

US Department of Shitposting @usdosp.bsky.social · 22h

#HoldTheLine

US Department of Shitposting @usdosp.bsky.social · 22h

Welcome to Magastan

US Department of Shitposting @usdosp.bsky.social · 22h

Fun fact for the day: As of today, the government has had a total of 98 days of shutdown since the first true government shutdown in 1981.

58 of those days have been under Trump.

US Department of Shitposting @usdosp.bsky.social · 23h

US Department of Shitposting @usdosp.bsky.social · 1d

#Breaking SCOTUS snubs Alex Jones appeal.

US Department of Shitposting @usdosp.bsky.social · 1d

We refused the Pentagon's loyalty oath. "The First Amendment isn't about civility. It's about being a constitutional nuisance."

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#PressFreedom #Pentagon #USDOSP #FirstAmendment

FIRST AMENDMENT FAIL: Pentagon Demands Loyalty Pledge. Shitposting Tribune Says ‘No.’

Defense Secretary Hegseth demands media sign a pledge to only publish 'authorized' material. The Shitposting Tribune proudly joins the boycott, citing our constitutional right to be loud and wrong.

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US Department of Shitposting @usdosp.bsky.social · 1d

Shocker...

US Department of Shitposting @usdosp.bsky.social · 1d

via U.S. Department of Health and Human Shenanigans

US Department of Shitposting @usdosp.bsky.social · 1d

The Frog-Suited Resistance proved the ultimate defense. Federal agents trained for terror are defeated by the sight of a man in an axolotl costume. Absurdity is the only effective weapon. #FrogSuits #Portland #AbsurdityShield #USDOSP

The Warrior Ethos vs. The Portland Frogs: Why Absurdity is Our Most Essential Defense.

As federal agents face nude bike riders and unicorn costumes, the USDOSP declares absurdity the new standard of public defense. A study on the geopolitical utility of the inflatable frog.

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US Department of Shitposting @usdosp.bsky.social · 1d

Fun fact: Since the first true government shutdown in 1981, there have been a total of 97 days the government has been shut down (as of today). 57 of them have been under von Shitzenpantz.

US Department of Shitposting @usdosp.bsky.social · 2d

Today I'll be celebrating Columbus Day by getting lost in the grocery store while trying to find spices...