That Michael C. Hall guy looks a lot like me

My coworker keeps fucking sideyeing me

Forgot to lay down tarps now blood is all over my floors 😔

Miami Metro Homicide would be helpless without me.

Why couldn’t he be the Ice Cream Truck killer though

My damn coworker keeps side eyeing me after I said I want ice cream because of the ice truck killer case 🙄 not my fault my works makes me hungry