Baby Mountain Lion
@utahbabyboy.bsky.social
34 year old toddler. Happily taken 👫.
Little boy to daddyzeb.bsky.social and Demitrip94.bsky.social.
Hates the potty. Loves his paci. Open to playdates and babysitters.
DMs open.
Little boy to daddyzeb.bsky.social and Demitrip94.bsky.social.
Hates the potty. Loves his paci. Open to playdates and babysitters.
DMs open.
Got on my flight and some how daddy already managed to do this...
December 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Got on my flight and some how daddy already managed to do this...
Best response to me being in a bad mood.
"Oh, I know, it must be so hard to be a baby"
"Oh, I know, it must be so hard to be a baby"
December 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Best response to me being in a bad mood.
"Oh, I know, it must be so hard to be a baby"
"Oh, I know, it must be so hard to be a baby"
Just a casual normal view
December 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Just a casual normal view
There was a time not that long ago when a professional photoshoot meant professional head shots. Now it means smile for the ducky.
@onesiesdownunder.com helps daddy get the best pictures of me.
@onesiesdownunder.com helps daddy get the best pictures of me.
December 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
There was a time not that long ago when a professional photoshoot meant professional head shots. Now it means smile for the ducky.
@onesiesdownunder.com helps daddy get the best pictures of me.
@onesiesdownunder.com helps daddy get the best pictures of me.
I'm a big boy now!
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I'm a big boy now!
The internet is really coming for me today
December 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The internet is really coming for me today
Oh so many times. By family and friends and strangers. It's what happens when you're a big baby.
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December 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Oh so many times. By family and friends and strangers. It's what happens when you're a big baby.
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
24/7 365 not potty trained baby here
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
24/7 365 not potty trained baby here
I'm an angel who never gets punished. But a spanking always puts me in line.
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December 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I'm an angel who never gets punished. But a spanking always puts me in line.
I'm feeling like making new friends. Interact with this if you're cool with me sliding into your dms to be your new friend
December 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I'm feeling like making new friends. Interact with this if you're cool with me sliding into your dms to be your new friend
Being talked to like a baby. So abbuhhs to me and I'll melt in your hand.
December 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Being talked to like a baby. So abbuhhs to me and I'll melt in your hand.
CNC. Caretakers that know you're a baby and treat you like a baby whether you like it or not
December 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
CNC. Caretakers that know you're a baby and treat you like a baby whether you like it or not
Premium nights be kiddo make me feel like a real baby.
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Premium nights be kiddo make me feel like a real baby.
I don't get that embarrassed that easy. But one time I was riding in s tram in a city called brno in the Czech Republic. I was trying to hold it in but I had my first ever couldn't control it messy accident. It was loud. And it smelt.
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December 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I don't get that embarrassed that easy. But one time I was riding in s tram in a city called brno in the Czech Republic. I was trying to hold it in but I had my first ever couldn't control it messy accident. It was loud. And it smelt.
Feel free to ask
December 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Feel free to ask
You're in the back seat. Christmas music on the radio. Your tummy full of baby formula. Driving home from Thanksgiving. You lift up your bum cheek as much as your car seat will let you and push out a mess. Sitting back down. Daddy asks "what you doing there bud?"
Life is good.
Life is good.
November 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
You're in the back seat. Christmas music on the radio. Your tummy full of baby formula. Driving home from Thanksgiving. You lift up your bum cheek as much as your car seat will let you and push out a mess. Sitting back down. Daddy asks "what you doing there bud?"
Life is good.
Life is good.
Daddy switched me to baby food a few months ago. I was certain today, of all days, but teeth would finally get a work out. I walk into the dinning room, dressed in a nice sweater, in front of family to see a high chair just my size. Daddy takes off my clothes, lifts me up, and spoons mushy turkey
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Daddy switched me to baby food a few months ago. I was certain today, of all days, but teeth would finally get a work out. I walk into the dinning room, dressed in a nice sweater, in front of family to see a high chair just my size. Daddy takes off my clothes, lifts me up, and spoons mushy turkey
Anyone know what this weird photo on dads phone is?
November 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Anyone know what this weird photo on dads phone is?
When a member of your staff at work asks "why do you always bring a bag with you to the bathroom?"
November 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
When a member of your staff at work asks "why do you always bring a bag with you to the bathroom?"
No good diaper! Goes unchaaaaaangeeed
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
No good diaper! Goes unchaaaaaangeeed
I'm just gonna say it.
I think it's unfair that cleaning the potty is my chore.
I think it's unfair that cleaning the potty is my chore.
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I'm just gonna say it.
I think it's unfair that cleaning the potty is my chore.
I think it's unfair that cleaning the potty is my chore.