Vaisz
@vaisz.bsky.social
Cosmic Whorror, artist, author, gamer, cocknoisseur, and foodslut. Spins in chair a lot. Gay, NSFW, 18+ only, etc.
NB masc, He/him works, they/them cool too.
Husboof - @werethrope.bsky.social
Links: https://linktr.ee/vaisz
NB masc, He/him works, they/them cool too.
Husboof - @werethrope.bsky.social
Links: https://linktr.ee/vaisz
Now in the hurry up and wait stage of the visa renewal.
Relief to have it all submitted, but I won't be fully at ease until I have the "your application was successful" email. 😩
ANXIETY.
Relief to have it all submitted, but I won't be fully at ease until I have the "your application was successful" email. 😩
ANXIETY.
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Now in the hurry up and wait stage of the visa renewal.
Relief to have it all submitted, but I won't be fully at ease until I have the "your application was successful" email. 😩
ANXIETY.
Relief to have it all submitted, but I won't be fully at ease until I have the "your application was successful" email. 😩
ANXIETY.
Person, sending me unsolicited Turkey pics: "Jealous? 😎"
Well, turkey gives me migraines so no, not really. 🤠
Also I usually do Salmon or beef filet or curry and I mean it's hard to be jealous of anything with one of those in my mouth. 🙏
Well, turkey gives me migraines so no, not really. 🤠
Also I usually do Salmon or beef filet or curry and I mean it's hard to be jealous of anything with one of those in my mouth. 🙏
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Person, sending me unsolicited Turkey pics: "Jealous? 😎"
Well, turkey gives me migraines so no, not really. 🤠
Also I usually do Salmon or beef filet or curry and I mean it's hard to be jealous of anything with one of those in my mouth. 🙏
Well, turkey gives me migraines so no, not really. 🤠
Also I usually do Salmon or beef filet or curry and I mean it's hard to be jealous of anything with one of those in my mouth. 🙏
I'm kind of a Nintendo hater but also in fairness it's not liking Nintendo STUFF that I take issue with. It's simping that annoys me. When someone is like "NO ONE CAN DO IT LIKE NINTENDO" and I'm like I can see how you might think that with their nutsack draped over both of your eyes 24/7.
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I'm kind of a Nintendo hater but also in fairness it's not liking Nintendo STUFF that I take issue with. It's simping that annoys me. When someone is like "NO ONE CAN DO IT LIKE NINTENDO" and I'm like I can see how you might think that with their nutsack draped over both of your eyes 24/7.
It's important to understand that if you ever want something from me, you need to be direct, because beating around the bush with a demon is how you end up debilitatingly cursed.
Also don't be rude or overly macho, because that also leads to curses.
Also don't be annoying, because again, curses.
Also don't be rude or overly macho, because that also leads to curses.
Also don't be annoying, because again, curses.
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
It's important to understand that if you ever want something from me, you need to be direct, because beating around the bush with a demon is how you end up debilitatingly cursed.
Also don't be rude or overly macho, because that also leads to curses.
Also don't be annoying, because again, curses.
Also don't be rude or overly macho, because that also leads to curses.
Also don't be annoying, because again, curses.
dude visa shit is stressful 😩
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
dude visa shit is stressful 😩
smash or pass kung fu panda goose dad
November 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
smash or pass kung fu panda goose dad
See I kinda appreciate gen alpha memes because I know that boomers will look upon them and spend the twilight years of their generation despairing the future of humanity, while in truth gen alpha is probs just same ole same ole in the intellectual bell curve department.
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
See I kinda appreciate gen alpha memes because I know that boomers will look upon them and spend the twilight years of their generation despairing the future of humanity, while in truth gen alpha is probs just same ole same ole in the intellectual bell curve department.
Fun fact: Wolves have been on earth longer than dinosaurs. The first animals on land were wolves, and the first single-celled orgasms were wolves. The second animal was a cat. Just one. It couldn't reproduce, but most modern cats would cite the ancient proto-cat as a major phenotypical influence.
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Fun fact: Wolves have been on earth longer than dinosaurs. The first animals on land were wolves, and the first single-celled orgasms were wolves. The second animal was a cat. Just one. It couldn't reproduce, but most modern cats would cite the ancient proto-cat as a major phenotypical influence.
Hack:
-> Cut down on time spent skipping through playlists by combining all your favorite songs into a single track.
-> Cut down on time spent skipping through playlists by combining all your favorite songs into a single track.
November 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Hack:
-> Cut down on time spent skipping through playlists by combining all your favorite songs into a single track.
-> Cut down on time spent skipping through playlists by combining all your favorite songs into a single track.
Kamala Harris annoys me because like all election she was like "everything is good Joe Biden yay" but then a while back she came out all "I think we should lower the voting age to 16" and I was sitting there just like fuckin THAT is the kinda freak we want to hear where was that shit last year
November 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Kamala Harris annoys me because like all election she was like "everything is good Joe Biden yay" but then a while back she came out all "I think we should lower the voting age to 16" and I was sitting there just like fuckin THAT is the kinda freak we want to hear where was that shit last year
yknow if you really think about it cats
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
yknow if you really think about it cats
"Why should I care about strangers?"
1 - Caring about people is not an all or nothing type of deal.
2 - The argument to be made regarding caring about strangers, imo, is that we are all as people parts of a larger whole. Whether we realize it or not, one part ailing WILL impact other parts.
1 - Caring about people is not an all or nothing type of deal.
2 - The argument to be made regarding caring about strangers, imo, is that we are all as people parts of a larger whole. Whether we realize it or not, one part ailing WILL impact other parts.
November 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"Why should I care about strangers?"
1 - Caring about people is not an all or nothing type of deal.
2 - The argument to be made regarding caring about strangers, imo, is that we are all as people parts of a larger whole. Whether we realize it or not, one part ailing WILL impact other parts.
1 - Caring about people is not an all or nothing type of deal.
2 - The argument to be made regarding caring about strangers, imo, is that we are all as people parts of a larger whole. Whether we realize it or not, one part ailing WILL impact other parts.
The struggle that is being someone who tends to run hot and overheats easily, but also someone who gets really bad joint pain when it's too cold.
I just need it to ALWAYS be in that 52F/11C - 68F/20C range, NO HIGHER NO LOWER. >:I
I just need it to ALWAYS be in that 52F/11C - 68F/20C range, NO HIGHER NO LOWER. >:I
November 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The struggle that is being someone who tends to run hot and overheats easily, but also someone who gets really bad joint pain when it's too cold.
I just need it to ALWAYS be in that 52F/11C - 68F/20C range, NO HIGHER NO LOWER. >:I
I just need it to ALWAYS be in that 52F/11C - 68F/20C range, NO HIGHER NO LOWER. >:I
Whenever I crown a "worst movie" in accordance with any particular subcriteria, it's important to understand that I don't strictly speak in terms of craftsmanship - I also refer to the cultural impact of the film. It is for that reason that I consider Avengers (2012) to be one of the worst.
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Whenever I crown a "worst movie" in accordance with any particular subcriteria, it's important to understand that I don't strictly speak in terms of craftsmanship - I also refer to the cultural impact of the film. It is for that reason that I consider Avengers (2012) to be one of the worst.
Some people: *dislike even the faintest hint of alcohol taste*
Me: *regularly puts a splash of baileys in my coffee just because I like the particular flavor notes it adds*
Me: *regularly puts a splash of baileys in my coffee just because I like the particular flavor notes it adds*
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Some people: *dislike even the faintest hint of alcohol taste*
Me: *regularly puts a splash of baileys in my coffee just because I like the particular flavor notes it adds*
Me: *regularly puts a splash of baileys in my coffee just because I like the particular flavor notes it adds*
As someone who has struggled with chronic digestive issues, I notice very keenly when food *doesn't* make me feel off, and it's funny because one of my safe foods is a notorious problem food for most other people, and I have no idea why it agrees with me, that particular food being enchiladas.
November 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
As someone who has struggled with chronic digestive issues, I notice very keenly when food *doesn't* make me feel off, and it's funny because one of my safe foods is a notorious problem food for most other people, and I have no idea why it agrees with me, that particular food being enchiladas.
I would probably never put "nice" as a descriptor in any profile of mine, because tbh like, while obviously I *try* to *generally* practice kindness, if I am being completely truthful I do sometimes just get like this weird moody itch in my brain and will just be like a dick really for no reason.
November 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I would probably never put "nice" as a descriptor in any profile of mine, because tbh like, while obviously I *try* to *generally* practice kindness, if I am being completely truthful I do sometimes just get like this weird moody itch in my brain and will just be like a dick really for no reason.
They say that as you get older your frost resistance stat starts to go down and tbh I kinda look forward to it a little because being a furnace is the biggest obstacle I currently face with respect to fulfilling my non-binary high fashion dreams of dressing myself in velvet, lace, and fur.
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
They say that as you get older your frost resistance stat starts to go down and tbh I kinda look forward to it a little because being a furnace is the biggest obstacle I currently face with respect to fulfilling my non-binary high fashion dreams of dressing myself in velvet, lace, and fur.
Saw a story about a 17-year-old who graduated law school somewhere being shared amongst one of my normie circles, and it made me think, tbh... I actually don't think that shit should be legal.
It's not healthy to put that kind of pressure on someone that young, no matter how brilliant they may be.
It's not healthy to put that kind of pressure on someone that young, no matter how brilliant they may be.
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Saw a story about a 17-year-old who graduated law school somewhere being shared amongst one of my normie circles, and it made me think, tbh... I actually don't think that shit should be legal.
It's not healthy to put that kind of pressure on someone that young, no matter how brilliant they may be.
It's not healthy to put that kind of pressure on someone that young, no matter how brilliant they may be.
"a big dick is not a personality"
yeah but it does get people to at least PRETEND to be interested in your hobbies so yeah maybe go get ligma you pretentious rizzless beta😜
(I'm 32 😎)
yeah but it does get people to at least PRETEND to be interested in your hobbies so yeah maybe go get ligma you pretentious rizzless beta😜
(I'm 32 😎)
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
"a big dick is not a personality"
yeah but it does get people to at least PRETEND to be interested in your hobbies so yeah maybe go get ligma you pretentious rizzless beta😜
(I'm 32 😎)
yeah but it does get people to at least PRETEND to be interested in your hobbies so yeah maybe go get ligma you pretentious rizzless beta😜
(I'm 32 😎)
Starmer: "The UK has a racism problem :("
I wonder if your government joining the scapegoating-immigration-and-capitulating-to-bigots train has anything has anything to do with that.
I wonder if your government joining the scapegoating-immigration-and-capitulating-to-bigots train has anything has anything to do with that.
November 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Starmer: "The UK has a racism problem :("
I wonder if your government joining the scapegoating-immigration-and-capitulating-to-bigots train has anything has anything to do with that.
I wonder if your government joining the scapegoating-immigration-and-capitulating-to-bigots train has anything has anything to do with that.
regarding incest fiction, i think it's unnecessary to really even entertain bad-faith criticism about it because like y'know you could be like "oh this is just fiction obvs i don't condone it irl" but even that requires treating with rhetoric that if you really think about it is actually ludicrous
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
regarding incest fiction, i think it's unnecessary to really even entertain bad-faith criticism about it because like y'know you could be like "oh this is just fiction obvs i don't condone it irl" but even that requires treating with rhetoric that if you really think about it is actually ludicrous
Comparisons between fuckin AI and Skynet frustrate me, because it's usually this like "oh we better stop before the tech becomes self aware and kills us" and I'm like okay wildly overestimating what the tech is capable of, wildly underestimating how harmful it is already, without even going there.
November 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Comparisons between fuckin AI and Skynet frustrate me, because it's usually this like "oh we better stop before the tech becomes self aware and kills us" and I'm like okay wildly overestimating what the tech is capable of, wildly underestimating how harmful it is already, without even going there.
they're all flying mounts dont let anyone tell you otherwise
November 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
they're all flying mounts dont let anyone tell you otherwise