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Vaisz

@vaisz.bsky.social

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Cosmic Whorror, artist, author, gamer, cocknoisseur, and foodslut. Spins in chair a lot. Gay, NSFW, 18+ only, etc. NB masc, He/him works, they/them cool too. Husboof - @werethrope.bsky.social Links: https://linktr.ee/vaisz

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Vaisz @vaisz.bsky.social · 1d

That's certainly something I'd be reaching for 😎

Vaisz @vaisz.bsky.social · 1d

i'd almost feel bad for someone who tried to pickpocket me, on account of the fact that I don't actually bother manifesting pockets so if you try to slip a hand in there you're going to just get sucked into a void and implode as all your elementary particles rotate out of a dimension where you exist

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Vaisz @vaisz.bsky.social · 1d

Me, leaning over you, my hand caressing your inner thigh, fingertips gently grazing your balls as my grip coils firmly around your PENIS; I lean in - my canine grazes your earlobe, my hot breath tickles the hair on your neck - and I whisper: "What do you call a blind dinosaur?"

Drop mic 🤜🎤

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Vaisz @vaisz.bsky.social · 2d

Some people make angel/demon ocs for power fantasy

I make mine so I can make whatever intrusive thought I have at the moment canon to be funny, with sides of philosophy, and symbolic theming pertaining to my own mental health journey for dessert.

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Vaisz @vaisz.bsky.social · 2d

Laws of physics are to me what a wall drawn on a piece of paper is to them. >:D

Vaisz @vaisz.bsky.social · 2d

Me, a creature, turning lights OFF before traversing the hallway.

Vaisz @vaisz.bsky.social · 2d

Yet again we find ourselves in agreement 😎💦

Vaisz @vaisz.bsky.social · 2d

how do you *feel* about Scooby Doo

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Vaisz @vaisz.bsky.social · 2d

Don't even gotta pick, I can be in multiple places at once, knotting both ends, tongues on all your favorite spots at the same time

I'm never one to half-ass my duties as an entity of concentrated chaotic-horny. 😘

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Vaisz @vaisz.bsky.social · 2d

nice lil horny vacation, bend spacetime a little so it causes minimal disruptions to regular life

obvs if you need a milking too i'm happy to help, only fair 😎

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Vaisz @vaisz.bsky.social · 2d

You'll have to let me know if I need to set an alarm or anything, it's very easy to lose track of time when slurping on a demonic penis, wouldn't want you to accidentally be suckin dick for a whole week or anything, unless you're into that. 🙏

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Vaisz @vaisz.bsky.social · 2d

fair warning, kissing the knot has been known to bring good luck 😏

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Vaisz @vaisz.bsky.social · 2d

any time you want the tap to switch to cum, just lemme know, of course 😎

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Vaisz @vaisz.bsky.social · 2d

Don't even need desk space for a cup or anything, you can just idk ring a little brass dinner bell or something, boom, knot flopped o'er your shoulder, refreshing beverage but one enthusiastic slurp slorp away. 💦

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Vaisz @vaisz.bsky.social · 2d

Some people find it off-putting for cold purple drank to be coming out of a penis, but there are some of us who recognize the merits in getting to have both penis and refreshing beverage at the same time. 😎

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Vaisz @vaisz.bsky.social · 2d

giving it to you like a magician but instead of behind your ear it's in your pants 😎

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Vaisz @vaisz.bsky.social · 2d

as a demon, i actually make atoms all the time, but people don't usually notice, and even when they do i can usually just lie about it since i mean mortal making a math error is in most contexts more plausible than the universe spontaneously getting exactly one 2 liter bottle of grape soda bigger

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Vaisz @vaisz.bsky.social · 3d

Haven't even had this new desk chair for a day and my penis decided tonight was going to be one of those surprise 6-shot geyser loads. 😩

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Vaisz @vaisz.bsky.social · 3d

It's just like EXTRA weird that he'd suggest something that would apply to like 80% or more of american males almost certainly including himself given his age demographic, that it causes autism. Like it just makes me think maybe he is actually walkin around not knowin the mushroom is a modpack LMAO

Vaisz @vaisz.bsky.social · 3d

It's so prolifically common in the US that I almost wonder if RFK doesn't actually know what it is. Like I've met dudes in their late 20s who somehow didn't know that they were cut, given his mental acuity I wouldn't put it past him to be 900 years old or whatever he is and somehow be unawares.

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Vaisz @vaisz.bsky.social · 3d

My toxic trait is wanting to handle conflict as expediently as possible because I've been to enough funerals in my life to know that life is always shorter than you expect, and I don't wanna spend any more of our ultimately finite time together being gloomy than is absolutely necessary.

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Vaisz @vaisz.bsky.social · 3d

I feel like it is inevitable. For me the big if is whether it is gonna be one of the ones where a whole lot of startup ventures end up losing everything while a few big companies get bailed out, or if enough big companies have gone deep enough into it that it'll trigger a historical event a la 1929.

Vaisz @vaisz.bsky.social · 3d

dw you can hold it if you want

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Vaisz @vaisz.bsky.social · 3d

It's just really bizarre watching the people who have historically been so horny for the self-mad-man myth now not only thinking they don't need to have any skills for themselves, but also are like somehow proud of having a machine do everything for them.

They're innovating and iterating stupidity.

Vaisz @vaisz.bsky.social · 3d

You're just assuming that software which is notorious for "hallucinations," i.e. confidently being objectively incorrect, is just yeah it's correct this time I know this, even though I don't know the thing I am using this to do because I don't know it.

I mean we all know they're stupid but yeesh

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