Vala Cadogan 🔞
@valacadogan.bsky.social
FFXIV, Warhammer, Warframe. Monster Hunter, He/him. 🔞
Mechanics patents.
November 30, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Mechanics patents.
7.4 is going to be the patch where everyone remembers that Healer’s and Cleric’s Culottes exists.
November 28, 2025 at 10:03 AM
7.4 is going to be the patch where everyone remembers that Healer’s and Cleric’s Culottes exists.
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I just realised, the Monk and White Mage at the start of bravely default are basically Zenos and Yotsuyu.
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I just realised, the Monk and White Mage at the start of bravely default are basically Zenos and Yotsuyu.
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It's almost hard to believe the space ninja wizard dating sim contains within it Street Fighter, Flappy Bird, R-Type, Contra and Road Rash as minigames.
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It's almost hard to believe the space ninja wizard dating sim contains within it Street Fighter, Flappy Bird, R-Type, Contra and Road Rash as minigames.
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I was going to try some new techniques I've been looking at, but fell into the same old habits. But the sweater elf is done
November 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I was going to try some new techniques I've been looking at, but fell into the same old habits. But the sweater elf is done
Doesn’t matter what game you play, when 2 of the same class are together one of two events occur:
A nuclear pissing match ensues where nothing survives in a 50 mile radius and you clear in record time.
Or one is doing 10% the damage of the other.
A nuclear pissing match ensues where nothing survives in a 50 mile radius and you clear in record time.
Or one is doing 10% the damage of the other.
November 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Doesn’t matter what game you play, when 2 of the same class are together one of two events occur:
A nuclear pissing match ensues where nothing survives in a 50 mile radius and you clear in record time.
Or one is doing 10% the damage of the other.
A nuclear pissing match ensues where nothing survives in a 50 mile radius and you clear in record time.
Or one is doing 10% the damage of the other.
Me: Thinking Warcry is a restricted helminth ability.
Me: Realising it isn't and slaps Roar on Valkyr.
Also me: Realising melee Influence triple dips on faction damage, and reapplies to the initial target also.
Oh dear, that poor archon.
Me: Realising it isn't and slaps Roar on Valkyr.
Also me: Realising melee Influence triple dips on faction damage, and reapplies to the initial target also.
Oh dear, that poor archon.
November 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Me: Thinking Warcry is a restricted helminth ability.
Me: Realising it isn't and slaps Roar on Valkyr.
Also me: Realising melee Influence triple dips on faction damage, and reapplies to the initial target also.
Oh dear, that poor archon.
Me: Realising it isn't and slaps Roar on Valkyr.
Also me: Realising melee Influence triple dips on faction damage, and reapplies to the initial target also.
Oh dear, that poor archon.
This, but you have a sibling that's some fish/bull hybrid monstrosity.
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This, but you have a sibling that's some fish/bull hybrid monstrosity.
Few things put a smile on my face like
November 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Few things put a smile on my face like
Sometimes the algorithm gets it right.
November 14, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Sometimes the algorithm gets it right.
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Big head mode enabled.
November 7, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Big head mode enabled.
So, I just found two bugs with Oraxia and raknoids (Corpus spider bots).
When some raknoids drop to 50% they "pop" and temporarily shut down, becoming invulnerable.
Her 2 breaks their AI, they don't wake up or become vulnerable again.
Her 1 works on invulnerable targets at or under 50%.
When some raknoids drop to 50% they "pop" and temporarily shut down, becoming invulnerable.
Her 2 breaks their AI, they don't wake up or become vulnerable again.
Her 1 works on invulnerable targets at or under 50%.
November 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
So, I just found two bugs with Oraxia and raknoids (Corpus spider bots).
When some raknoids drop to 50% they "pop" and temporarily shut down, becoming invulnerable.
Her 2 breaks their AI, they don't wake up or become vulnerable again.
Her 1 works on invulnerable targets at or under 50%.
When some raknoids drop to 50% they "pop" and temporarily shut down, becoming invulnerable.
Her 2 breaks their AI, they don't wake up or become vulnerable again.
Her 1 works on invulnerable targets at or under 50%.
You know you're enjoying a build too much when you buy a prime weapon and farm the incarnon just for some speed.
November 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
You know you're enjoying a build too much when you buy a prime weapon and farm the incarnon just for some speed.
This is dumb, in a good way.
November 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This is dumb, in a good way.
Not as broken as with Saryn, but it's still fucking nuts when a 45% of target HP explosion becomes a 120-186% of target max HP explosion with chance of viral and a forced toxin proc based on the explosion base damage.
Which will set it off again as it's counted it was from the weapon.
Which will set it off again as it's counted it was from the weapon.
October 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Not as broken as with Saryn, but it's still fucking nuts when a 45% of target HP explosion becomes a 120-186% of target max HP explosion with chance of viral and a forced toxin proc based on the explosion base damage.
Which will set it off again as it's counted it was from the weapon.
Which will set it off again as it's counted it was from the weapon.
I miss unnecessary detail in games.
Fatal Labyrinth was a rouglelike that had no shops, so gold had no reason to drop or be collected, it had no gameplay reason to exist.
So what did gold do? It paid for a more and more elaborate funeral on the game over screen.
Fatal Labyrinth was a rouglelike that had no shops, so gold had no reason to drop or be collected, it had no gameplay reason to exist.
So what did gold do? It paid for a more and more elaborate funeral on the game over screen.
October 29, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I miss unnecessary detail in games.
Fatal Labyrinth was a rouglelike that had no shops, so gold had no reason to drop or be collected, it had no gameplay reason to exist.
So what did gold do? It paid for a more and more elaborate funeral on the game over screen.
Fatal Labyrinth was a rouglelike that had no shops, so gold had no reason to drop or be collected, it had no gameplay reason to exist.
So what did gold do? It paid for a more and more elaborate funeral on the game over screen.
Remember when someone stated that New World would be the XIV killer?
About that…
(One letter, can I have an edit button, please)
About that…
(One letter, can I have an edit button, please)
October 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Remember when someone stated that New World would be the XIV killer?
About that…
(One letter, can I have an edit button, please)
About that…
(One letter, can I have an edit button, please)
Only taken 500 years and 3 wasted forma but finally have an Ember build I'm happy with, secondary, companion and it's weapon work great with melee frames too.
October 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Only taken 500 years and 3 wasted forma but finally have an Ember build I'm happy with, secondary, companion and it's weapon work great with melee frames too.
It was confusing enough when we only had two Halo CEs.
Now they're making a third Halo CE.
Now they're making a third Halo CE.
October 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It was confusing enough when we only had two Halo CEs.
Now they're making a third Halo CE.
Now they're making a third Halo CE.