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Vala Cadogan 🔞
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FFXIV, Warhammer, Warframe. Monster Hunter, He/him. 🔞
Even if the information is IN GAME people aren't going to pay attention if SE announce NPCs are under age.

Urianger announced that Elezen don't even hit their growth spurt until like 20, people still do freaky shit with the twins as their child models.
February 13, 2026 at 6:46 AM
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February 11, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Had quite a few in game ask why my RPR is in tank glam.

Hopefully this'll make it more obvious.
February 12, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to what feels like endless, multiple orgasms.

Vamp didn't have to imagine.

#ffxivnsfw | #xivnsfw | #gposersnsfw | #ffxivlewds | #elezen
February 12, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Alt text is a great feature, but want to know something dumb?

A single image can hold 2000 characters of alt text, meaning one post can contain 8300 characters if it's abused.

Why not just give us 8300 characters to use and have anything past 300 truncate unless expanded?
February 12, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Vamp: “How long does this potion last? It feels like I’ve been on the edge for an hour!”

Vala: “You’re the one saying frustration is part of the experience, also make sure you’re not in public when it wears off in about 2-3 days…”

#ffxivnsfw | #xivnsfw | #gposersnsfw | #ffxivlewds
February 11, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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Smooch for Shale in Solution 9 💜
[ #alfonxzieart - #FFXIV | #FFXIVart ]
September 7, 2024 at 1:28 PM
February 10, 2026 at 9:05 AM
There was a time the golden rule of the internet was “NEVER post personal information online.”

Now ones who preached this are posting blurry geotagged selfies on Facebook.
February 9, 2026 at 11:56 PM
NSFW shower thought: elemental orgasms.

Fire: Explosive orgasm with little buildup.
Earth: Long, slow, intense orgasms.
Water: Squirts like a water fountain.
Wind: Multiple orgasms / no recovery period.
Ice: Little/no sensation, numb orgasm.
Lightning: Orgasm aftershocks.
February 9, 2026 at 7:18 AM
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Shale and Melancholy
February 7, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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Every time I see Shale being put in high femme clothes I think back to that flashback cutscene in 7.3 where she looks like this
February 5, 2026 at 11:41 PM
#ffxivnsfw | #xivnsfw | #gposersnsfw | #ffxivlewds

Bonus points if said mirror is a magical simulacrum with sensory feedback.
February 6, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Involuntary abdominal exercise.

#ffxivnsfw | #xivnsfw | #gposersnsfw | #ffxivlewds
February 4, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Carbs and protein after a good "workout", so typically a burger for Vala.
#OffShiftOffQuestion | #wolqotdafterdark

Does your OC have a meal or snack they'd munch on after a rigorous bout of sexual intercourse?
February 2, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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Shale
January 29, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Sometimes I hate leaving ACT running.
January 29, 2026 at 6:38 PM
January 28, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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Vamp Fatale
January 28, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Putting forward the argument that Vamp Fatale's canonical job should be WHM.
January 27, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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Gaetelle of the Ishgardian Scholasticate
January 25, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Glamour easily hides public nudity, just be careful as it won’t hide a public orgasm.

#ffxivnsfw | #xivnsfw | #gposersnsfw | #ffxivlewds
January 25, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Vala is a very… physical girl. Saying that, just thinking about pleasure is enough to get her going.
#OffShiftOffQuestion | #wolqotdafterdark | #NSFW

Does your OC need erotic material for masturbation or can they rely on imagination alone?
January 25, 2026 at 8:09 AM