Valky
@valkycfc.bsky.social
Chelsea FC attendee since the late 1980s
Collector of Chelsea badges (hasn’t worked as a chat up line yet)
Collector of Chelsea badges (hasn’t worked as a chat up line yet)
Liverpool ain’t been the same since Nunez left
February 8, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Liverpool ain’t been the same since Nunez left
Brentford are the best example of Moneyball out there
February 7, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Brentford are the best example of Moneyball out there
Exactly the correct approach by our coach, Liam. Play as strong a starting lineup as possible, build a lead, then take it easy in the second half.
Shame to concede but a fantastic win against a side that looked good until conceding the first pen.
Shame to concede but a fantastic win against a side that looked good until conceding the first pen.
February 7, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Exactly the correct approach by our coach, Liam. Play as strong a starting lineup as possible, build a lead, then take it easy in the second half.
Shame to concede but a fantastic win against a side that looked good until conceding the first pen.
Shame to concede but a fantastic win against a side that looked good until conceding the first pen.
Why does this official Chelsea pop up always seem to imply that our first team lineup will always be weird?
February 7, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Why does this official Chelsea pop up always seem to imply that our first team lineup will always be weird?
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February 7, 2026 at 8:40 AM
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Mark Kermode reviews Melania
YouTube video by Kermode and Mayo's Take
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February 5, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Arsenal played this as they should… avoid losing
Good reason they are top of the league
Pretty impressed with Chelsea and shame our home performance was so abysmal
Good reason they are top of the league
Pretty impressed with Chelsea and shame our home performance was so abysmal
February 3, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Arsenal played this as they should… avoid losing
Good reason they are top of the league
Pretty impressed with Chelsea and shame our home performance was so abysmal
Good reason they are top of the league
Pretty impressed with Chelsea and shame our home performance was so abysmal
@jonathankydd.bsky.social get well soon mate
January 31, 2026 at 10:01 PM
@jonathankydd.bsky.social get well soon mate
Let’s start with the weak side and end with the team that should have started
Made for an enjoyable amount of childish goading!
Made for an enjoyable amount of childish goading!
January 31, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Let’s start with the weak side and end with the team that should have started
Made for an enjoyable amount of childish goading!
Made for an enjoyable amount of childish goading!
How I feel now at half time in the MHU is exactly how I was seething at half time when watching the Napoli match. This defies belief.
Anyway, back to saying “cunt” lots for the second half
Anyway, back to saying “cunt” lots for the second half
January 31, 2026 at 6:34 PM
How I feel now at half time in the MHU is exactly how I was seething at half time when watching the Napoli match. This defies belief.
Anyway, back to saying “cunt” lots for the second half
Anyway, back to saying “cunt” lots for the second half
I write as we are deservedly 2-0 down to West Ham in the 39th minute.
My big question… does Liam Rosenior actually pick the starting lineup?
My big question… does Liam Rosenior actually pick the starting lineup?
January 31, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I write as we are deservedly 2-0 down to West Ham in the 39th minute.
My big question… does Liam Rosenior actually pick the starting lineup?
My big question… does Liam Rosenior actually pick the starting lineup?
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I can't go to the West Ham or Leeds games, so my MHL season ticket is available. Face value, you obvs need to be a member - get in touch if interested. #CFC #ChelseaFC #ChelseaTickets #ChelseaSpares
January 29, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I can't go to the West Ham or Leeds games, so my MHL season ticket is available. Face value, you obvs need to be a member - get in touch if interested. #CFC #ChelseaFC #ChelseaTickets #ChelseaSpares
5 of top 8 teams English.
Teams not automatically thru include Real Madrid, PSG tvvats, and best of all for all who did Marseille (a) back in the day, they are out thanks to Jose’s keeper scoring a last minute goal against a spoilt Madrid side.
Good evening
Teams not automatically thru include Real Madrid, PSG tvvats, and best of all for all who did Marseille (a) back in the day, they are out thanks to Jose’s keeper scoring a last minute goal against a spoilt Madrid side.
Good evening
January 28, 2026 at 10:11 PM
5 of top 8 teams English.
Teams not automatically thru include Real Madrid, PSG tvvats, and best of all for all who did Marseille (a) back in the day, they are out thanks to Jose’s keeper scoring a last minute goal against a spoilt Madrid side.
Good evening
Teams not automatically thru include Real Madrid, PSG tvvats, and best of all for all who did Marseille (a) back in the day, they are out thanks to Jose’s keeper scoring a last minute goal against a spoilt Madrid side.
Good evening
Thought our manager was smoking crack when I saw the starting defensive lineup. When he reverted to a normal back 4 Napoli were completely negated up front and this we could make the most of our talented attack.
Love having Joao Pedro as striker in an attacking 3. Well done Chelsea.
Love having Joao Pedro as striker in an attacking 3. Well done Chelsea.
January 28, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Thought our manager was smoking crack when I saw the starting defensive lineup. When he reverted to a normal back 4 Napoli were completely negated up front and this we could make the most of our talented attack.
Love having Joao Pedro as striker in an attacking 3. Well done Chelsea.
Love having Joao Pedro as striker in an attacking 3. Well done Chelsea.
So farewell then
Raheem
One of your free kicks
Disappeared
Into
The unseen
Raheem
One of your free kicks
Disappeared
Into
The unseen
January 28, 2026 at 7:47 PM
So farewell then
Raheem
One of your free kicks
Disappeared
Into
The unseen
Raheem
One of your free kicks
Disappeared
Into
The unseen
This was my view when I was last in Napoli.
For those fans going there for the first time… you won’t forget your visit. It’s what following Chelsea is all about!
For those fans going there for the first time… you won’t forget your visit. It’s what following Chelsea is all about!
January 27, 2026 at 8:07 PM
This was my view when I was last in Napoli.
For those fans going there for the first time… you won’t forget your visit. It’s what following Chelsea is all about!
For those fans going there for the first time… you won’t forget your visit. It’s what following Chelsea is all about!
Whilst a Man Utd victory was not in Chelsea’s best interests, having heard the most smug Arsenal interviewee on Radio 5 Live earlier (aren’t they all?) predicting an easy 3 points there is a part of me quite happy not only that the lost but also to 2 rocketing goals that will be replayed all season.
January 25, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Whilst a Man Utd victory was not in Chelsea’s best interests, having heard the most smug Arsenal interviewee on Radio 5 Live earlier (aren’t they all?) predicting an easy 3 points there is a part of me quite happy not only that the lost but also to 2 rocketing goals that will be replayed all season.
Solid performance and good to score several goals.
It is somewhat tinged with regret that a formation that makes sense has not been played more often… let’s see if our manager sticks with this when Palmer returns to fitness.
Nice to hear a full rendition of Chelsea Alouette from the away end!
It is somewhat tinged with regret that a formation that makes sense has not been played more often… let’s see if our manager sticks with this when Palmer returns to fitness.
Nice to hear a full rendition of Chelsea Alouette from the away end!
January 25, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Solid performance and good to score several goals.
It is somewhat tinged with regret that a formation that makes sense has not been played more often… let’s see if our manager sticks with this when Palmer returns to fitness.
Nice to hear a full rendition of Chelsea Alouette from the away end!
It is somewhat tinged with regret that a formation that makes sense has not been played more often… let’s see if our manager sticks with this when Palmer returns to fitness.
Nice to hear a full rendition of Chelsea Alouette from the away end!
That Estevao goal was simply…
BOSH
BOSH
January 25, 2026 at 2:46 PM
That Estevao goal was simply…
BOSH
BOSH
So Alex Pretti was someone who nursed war vets. Let’s see the full details come out.
January 25, 2026 at 8:24 AM
So Alex Pretti was someone who nursed war vets. Let’s see the full details come out.
Absolutely no chance of Palace beating us today
January 25, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Absolutely no chance of Palace beating us today
Bournemouth do the same every time each season… don’t win for 10 games, then look great for the next 10. Weird as they have phenomenal attack.
January 24, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Bournemouth do the same every time each season… don’t win for 10 games, then look great for the next 10. Weird as they have phenomenal attack.
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