Valky
@valkycfc.bsky.social
Chelsea FC attendee since the late 1980s
Collector of Chelsea badges (hasn’t worked as a chat up line yet)
Collector of Chelsea badges (hasn’t worked as a chat up line yet)
The eyes on this pop up from the official Chelsea app whenever the
lineup is announced
… implies “wtf?”
lineup is announced
… implies “wtf?”
December 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The eyes on this pop up from the official Chelsea app whenever the
lineup is announced
… implies “wtf?”
lineup is announced
… implies “wtf?”
The eyes on this pop up from the official Chelsea app whenever the
lineup is announced
… implies “wtf?”
lineup is announced
… implies “wtf?”
December 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The eyes on this pop up from the official Chelsea app whenever the
lineup is announced
… implies “wtf?”
lineup is announced
… implies “wtf?”
Last season you needed 16 points to finish in the top 8 of the group. It’s doable but unrealistic.
Our manager started with a strong team but lacked adaptability in the second half when Atalanta exposed weakness down our right flank.
He also didn’t sub Gittens who had no impact.
Our manager started with a strong team but lacked adaptability in the second half when Atalanta exposed weakness down our right flank.
He also didn’t sub Gittens who had no impact.
December 10, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Last season you needed 16 points to finish in the top 8 of the group. It’s doable but unrealistic.
Our manager started with a strong team but lacked adaptability in the second half when Atalanta exposed weakness down our right flank.
He also didn’t sub Gittens who had no impact.
Our manager started with a strong team but lacked adaptability in the second half when Atalanta exposed weakness down our right flank.
He also didn’t sub Gittens who had no impact.
Very glad Dewsbury-Hall is doing well. Always gave the old 100%
December 7, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Very glad Dewsbury-Hall is doing well. Always gave the old 100%
Reposted by Valky
Why is John Terry not doing the World Cup draw?
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Why is John Terry not doing the World Cup draw?
Cloudflare errors return *sigh*
December 5, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Cloudflare errors return *sigh*
Well done Chelsea, Maresca and Sanchez. What a game. Won’t be able to sleep.
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Well done Chelsea, Maresca and Sanchez. What a game. Won’t be able to sleep.
John Major vs Jeremy Corbyn
16.30 Stamford Bridge
Who will win?
FIGHT!
16.30 Stamford Bridge
Who will win?
FIGHT!
November 30, 2025 at 9:26 AM
John Major vs Jeremy Corbyn
16.30 Stamford Bridge
Who will win?
FIGHT!
16.30 Stamford Bridge
Who will win?
FIGHT!
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Unsung hero for me was Cucurella.
What a great all round performance from everyone and well done to Maresca for figuring out how to exploit Barcelona.
What a great all round performance from everyone and well done to Maresca for figuring out how to exploit Barcelona.
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Unsung hero for me was Cucurella.
What a great all round performance from everyone and well done to Maresca for figuring out how to exploit Barcelona.
What a great all round performance from everyone and well done to Maresca for figuring out how to exploit Barcelona.
Reeves to introduce a city tax tomorrow. Imagine having to pay a tariff to stay over in Southend.
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Reeves to introduce a city tax tomorrow. Imagine having to pay a tariff to stay over in Southend.
Reposted by Valky
[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]
TNT sports mental tonight.
TNT 1 Curling
TNT 2 pool
TNT 3 cricket chat
TNT 4 A-Leauge women
At none of the events are there more than 3 spectators
TNT 1 Curling
TNT 2 pool
TNT 3 cricket chat
TNT 4 A-Leauge women
At none of the events are there more than 3 spectators
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
TNT sports mental tonight.
TNT 1 Curling
TNT 2 pool
TNT 3 cricket chat
TNT 4 A-Leauge women
At none of the events are there more than 3 spectators
TNT 1 Curling
TNT 2 pool
TNT 3 cricket chat
TNT 4 A-Leauge women
At none of the events are there more than 3 spectators
Santos was in the right place at the right time. Sanchez deserves credit too.
Guiu is a completely different player than last season.
Once everyone gets fit this will be the best squad in Europe (although admittedly not quite the best 1st XI yet)
Guiu is a completely different player than last season.
Once everyone gets fit this will be the best squad in Europe (although admittedly not quite the best 1st XI yet)
November 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Santos was in the right place at the right time. Sanchez deserves credit too.
Guiu is a completely different player than last season.
Once everyone gets fit this will be the best squad in Europe (although admittedly not quite the best 1st XI yet)
Guiu is a completely different player than last season.
Once everyone gets fit this will be the best squad in Europe (although admittedly not quite the best 1st XI yet)
Why does Cole Palmer not wear slippers?
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Why does Cole Palmer not wear slippers?
@chelseafancast.bsky.social
Was at the Rosenborg game and ticket prices were not low enough
So they had to lower them again
news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/fo...
Was at the Rosenborg game and ticket prices were not low enough
So they had to lower them again
news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/fo...
BBC SPORT | Football | My Club | Chelsea | Chelsea lower Euro ticket prices
news.bbc.co.uk
November 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
@chelseafancast.bsky.social
Was at the Rosenborg game and ticket prices were not low enough
So they had to lower them again
news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/fo...
Was at the Rosenborg game and ticket prices were not low enough
So they had to lower them again
news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/fo...
Low water pressure throughout south west London… even SW6 1HS!
November 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Low water pressure throughout south west London… even SW6 1HS!
Arsenal finally end their Visit Rwanda sponsorship deal with a dictator. Why they didn’t do this earlier is staggering.
November 19, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Arsenal finally end their Visit Rwanda sponsorship deal with a dictator. Why they didn’t do this earlier is staggering.
So nice to see Steve Clarke with a smile on his face. Chelsea legend.
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
So nice to see Steve Clarke with a smile on his face. Chelsea legend.
So our new sponsor will be Oracle
Preferred Ceefax although we were always on p.312
Preferred Ceefax although we were always on p.312
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 PM
So our new sponsor will be Oracle
Preferred Ceefax although we were always on p.312
Preferred Ceefax although we were always on p.312
Reposted by Valky
80 years ago CFC played Moscow Dynamo in an epic friendly.
My new book 'From Soviet Bouquets To Shed Banners - Chelsea In Europe 1945-1971' is out now.
Beginning with that Dynamo game, it ends 26 years later in Athens triumph.
Available on eBay here ebay.us/m/iQAjS6
£10 inc UK p&p
My new book 'From Soviet Bouquets To Shed Banners - Chelsea In Europe 1945-1971' is out now.
Beginning with that Dynamo game, it ends 26 years later in Athens triumph.
Available on eBay here ebay.us/m/iQAjS6
£10 inc UK p&p
From Soviet Bouquets To Shed Banners - Chelsea In Europe 1945-1971. | eBay UK
An epic and utterly chaotic friendly against Moscow Dynamo, a few months after WW2 ended, whereSoviet Bouquets were presented to bemused Chelsea players, really caught the public imagination.Shed Bann...
ebay.us
November 15, 2025 at 8:51 AM
80 years ago CFC played Moscow Dynamo in an epic friendly.
My new book 'From Soviet Bouquets To Shed Banners - Chelsea In Europe 1945-1971' is out now.
Beginning with that Dynamo game, it ends 26 years later in Athens triumph.
Available on eBay here ebay.us/m/iQAjS6
£10 inc UK p&p
My new book 'From Soviet Bouquets To Shed Banners - Chelsea In Europe 1945-1971' is out now.
Beginning with that Dynamo game, it ends 26 years later in Athens triumph.
Available on eBay here ebay.us/m/iQAjS6
£10 inc UK p&p
Reposted by Valky
Haven't done any Chelsea drawings for about six years so we've bashed out a Maresca-era edition and it's genuinely, genuinely horrible. Have a look before Cole Palmer sues us back to the stone age.
*cough*justintimeforchristmasifyouknowachelseafan*cough*
🛒 noscoredraws.com/collections/...
*cough*justintimeforchristmasifyouknowachelseafan*cough*
🛒 noscoredraws.com/collections/...
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Haven't done any Chelsea drawings for about six years so we've bashed out a Maresca-era edition and it's genuinely, genuinely horrible. Have a look before Cole Palmer sues us back to the stone age.
*cough*justintimeforchristmasifyouknowachelseafan*cough*
🛒 noscoredraws.com/collections/...
*cough*justintimeforchristmasifyouknowachelseafan*cough*
🛒 noscoredraws.com/collections/...