VanillaRage
@vanillarage.bsky.social
A dreamer, pragmatist, an optimistic pessimist, with one foot in reality and the other in ... the Twilight Zone
We must never lose our capacity to be shocked by the sheer stupidity and rank ignorance of one Donald J. Trump. He gives us examples every day...
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
We must never lose our capacity to be shocked by the sheer stupidity and rank ignorance of one Donald J. Trump. He gives us examples every day...
The faint rumble you hear isn’t thunder—it’s the dam of public opinion cracking open. When it blows like a torrent, no bargain-bin DOJ, no spray-tanned strongman, nor his groveling court jesters will keep the flood from washing their circus clean. Soon, the day of reckoning will be upon us.
November 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The faint rumble you hear isn’t thunder—it’s the dam of public opinion cracking open. When it blows like a torrent, no bargain-bin DOJ, no spray-tanned strongman, nor his groveling court jesters will keep the flood from washing their circus clean. Soon, the day of reckoning will be upon us.
Picture, if you will, Lady Liberty revising her script: “Give me your tired steaks, your huddled debts, your worthless pesos wheezing on life support.”
And behold—Washington, ever generous—cutting a $40 billion check for Argentina’s bargain-bin apocalypse. Welcome to the Twilight Zone.
And behold—Washington, ever generous—cutting a $40 billion check for Argentina’s bargain-bin apocalypse. Welcome to the Twilight Zone.
November 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Picture, if you will, Lady Liberty revising her script: “Give me your tired steaks, your huddled debts, your worthless pesos wheezing on life support.”
And behold—Washington, ever generous—cutting a $40 billion check for Argentina’s bargain-bin apocalypse. Welcome to the Twilight Zone.
And behold—Washington, ever generous—cutting a $40 billion check for Argentina’s bargain-bin apocalypse. Welcome to the Twilight Zone.
Tonight’s episode of The Twilight Zone: Scott Bessent warns of South American migrants herding rogue cattle across the Rio Grande like a B-rated John Wayne flick, unleashing cut-rate beef and mystery plagues across the land. Welcome to America’s newest fear: hoof and hysteria disease.
Northward Ho!
Northward Ho!
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Tonight’s episode of The Twilight Zone: Scott Bessent warns of South American migrants herding rogue cattle across the Rio Grande like a B-rated John Wayne flick, unleashing cut-rate beef and mystery plagues across the land. Welcome to America’s newest fear: hoof and hysteria disease.
Northward Ho!
Northward Ho!
Behold a once-mighty nation, now adrift. It severed ties, shunned allies, and gutted safeguards—believing itself untouchable.
But as crisis comes. It calls for help… and hears only echoes. Bridges burned, favors unreturned.
And karma? She wears your colors now.
It's Karma- Twilight Zone style...
But as crisis comes. It calls for help… and hears only echoes. Bridges burned, favors unreturned.
And karma? She wears your colors now.
It's Karma- Twilight Zone style...
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Behold a once-mighty nation, now adrift. It severed ties, shunned allies, and gutted safeguards—believing itself untouchable.
But as crisis comes. It calls for help… and hears only echoes. Bridges burned, favors unreturned.
And karma? She wears your colors now.
It's Karma- Twilight Zone style...
But as crisis comes. It calls for help… and hears only echoes. Bridges burned, favors unreturned.
And karma? She wears your colors now.
It's Karma- Twilight Zone style...
This week's episode: "The Art of Appeasement": Donald Trump learns that if you squeeze hard enough, Chuck Schumer will hand you the candy store. A betrayal for the ages—pain for the many, privilege for the few—courtesy of Professor Charles Ellis Schumer, tenured in the politics of surrender.
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
This week's episode: "The Art of Appeasement": Donald Trump learns that if you squeeze hard enough, Chuck Schumer will hand you the candy store. A betrayal for the ages—pain for the many, privilege for the few—courtesy of Professor Charles Ellis Schumer, tenured in the politics of surrender.
Imagine a world where your order of a Big Mac, fries, and a Coke on DoorDash comes with a complementary copy of GDP, inflation, and labor stats as well. Where your lunch is now part of the national economic report—since the White House fired the economists and outsourced analytics to Ronald McDonald
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Imagine a world where your order of a Big Mac, fries, and a Coke on DoorDash comes with a complementary copy of GDP, inflation, and labor stats as well. Where your lunch is now part of the national economic report—since the White House fired the economists and outsourced analytics to Ronald McDonald
Tonight’s special from the Twilight Zone: the White House now cites DoorDash for economic data—because nothing says fiscal credibility like fries with your forecast. What’s next? Basing GDP on GrubHub? Inflation reports by Uber Eats?
In this Twilight Zone,the data arrives lukewarm and overcharged.
In this Twilight Zone,the data arrives lukewarm and overcharged.
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Tonight’s special from the Twilight Zone: the White House now cites DoorDash for economic data—because nothing says fiscal credibility like fries with your forecast. What’s next? Basing GDP on GrubHub? Inflation reports by Uber Eats?
In this Twilight Zone,the data arrives lukewarm and overcharged.
In this Twilight Zone,the data arrives lukewarm and overcharged.
Breaking news from-The Twilight Zone: Italy threatens to yank its noodles from American shelves. No more pasta! We say "basta!"
Gone our rotini—twisted like our fate. The pain of no penne, clever ads say no to gnocchi! To the ramparts, patriots! —our last supper? Pass the ragu and hold the linguine
Gone our rotini—twisted like our fate. The pain of no penne, clever ads say no to gnocchi! To the ramparts, patriots! —our last supper? Pass the ragu and hold the linguine
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Breaking news from-The Twilight Zone: Italy threatens to yank its noodles from American shelves. No more pasta! We say "basta!"
Gone our rotini—twisted like our fate. The pain of no penne, clever ads say no to gnocchi! To the ramparts, patriots! —our last supper? Pass the ragu and hold the linguine
Gone our rotini—twisted like our fate. The pain of no penne, clever ads say no to gnocchi! To the ramparts, patriots! —our last supper? Pass the ragu and hold the linguine
Tonight’s feature: Tarantino’s "The Hateful Eight – Senate Edition". Eight self-styled "heroes" holed up in the Capitol, cutting a backroom deal with the unappeasable while a public bleeds outside.
Spoiler alert: everyone’s betrayed by the end—except greed. It rides off smiling into the snow.
Spoiler alert: everyone’s betrayed by the end—except greed. It rides off smiling into the snow.
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Tonight’s feature: Tarantino’s "The Hateful Eight – Senate Edition". Eight self-styled "heroes" holed up in the Capitol, cutting a backroom deal with the unappeasable while a public bleeds outside.
Spoiler alert: everyone’s betrayed by the end—except greed. It rides off smiling into the snow.
Spoiler alert: everyone’s betrayed by the end—except greed. It rides off smiling into the snow.
Democrats keep chasing the mirage of bipartisanship, reaching across an aisle that no longer exists. In a world where olive branches are firewood, hoping to appease the unappeasable,- find common ground with a tyrant.
History? It won't just ask what MAGA destroyed - it'll ask what Democrats allowed.
History? It won't just ask what MAGA destroyed - it'll ask what Democrats allowed.
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Democrats keep chasing the mirage of bipartisanship, reaching across an aisle that no longer exists. In a world where olive branches are firewood, hoping to appease the unappeasable,- find common ground with a tyrant.
History? It won't just ask what MAGA destroyed - it'll ask what Democrats allowed.
History? It won't just ask what MAGA destroyed - it'll ask what Democrats allowed.
Folks, step right up to Trump’s 50-year mortgage: pay till you die, and the bank still gets the house. It’s like serfdom, but with closing costs.
Only a con man this seasoned could sell debt slavery as the American Dream!— one balloon payment away from eternity and he'll throw in the Ginsu knives!
Only a con man this seasoned could sell debt slavery as the American Dream!— one balloon payment away from eternity and he'll throw in the Ginsu knives!
November 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Folks, step right up to Trump’s 50-year mortgage: pay till you die, and the bank still gets the house. It’s like serfdom, but with closing costs.
Only a con man this seasoned could sell debt slavery as the American Dream!— one balloon payment away from eternity and he'll throw in the Ginsu knives!
Only a con man this seasoned could sell debt slavery as the American Dream!— one balloon payment away from eternity and he'll throw in the Ginsu knives!
Imagine, if you will, a gilded cage—spacious, opulent, yet insatiable. Inside, a voracious man with ten fortunes claws for an eleventh, not from need, but from FEAR: yes, fear that someone, somewhere, might have more.
Welcome to America, Trump 2.0, where greed isn’t a sin—it’s a campaign platform.
Welcome to America, Trump 2.0, where greed isn’t a sin—it’s a campaign platform.
November 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Imagine, if you will, a gilded cage—spacious, opulent, yet insatiable. Inside, a voracious man with ten fortunes claws for an eleventh, not from need, but from FEAR: yes, fear that someone, somewhere, might have more.
Welcome to America, Trump 2.0, where greed isn’t a sin—it’s a campaign platform.
Welcome to America, Trump 2.0, where greed isn’t a sin—it’s a campaign platform.
Marine One, where duty meets indignity. A loyal Marine braces behind the Commander-in-Cheeks, executing the “Tush Push” as His Flatulence himself wheezes skyward—powered by equal parts ego, gas, and national embarrassment.
November 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Marine One, where duty meets indignity. A loyal Marine braces behind the Commander-in-Cheeks, executing the “Tush Push” as His Flatulence himself wheezes skyward—powered by equal parts ego, gas, and national embarrassment.
Enter Donald J Trump, aka- "The Teflon Don"—bulletproof, impeach-proof, felony-flecked—is spiraling toward an Icarus moment, wings scorched by Epstein’s ghost.
The narrative’s slipping, the scapegoats dwindling.
Could it be... accountability at last? Or just another rerun from Hell’s syndicate?
The narrative’s slipping, the scapegoats dwindling.
Could it be... accountability at last? Or just another rerun from Hell’s syndicate?
November 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Enter Donald J Trump, aka- "The Teflon Don"—bulletproof, impeach-proof, felony-flecked—is spiraling toward an Icarus moment, wings scorched by Epstein’s ghost.
The narrative’s slipping, the scapegoats dwindling.
Could it be... accountability at last? Or just another rerun from Hell’s syndicate?
The narrative’s slipping, the scapegoats dwindling.
Could it be... accountability at last? Or just another rerun from Hell’s syndicate?
Tonight’s horror feature: “The Phantom of Wall Street.” starring Bill Ackman, corporate drama queen, trembling in his penthouse, as he watches democracy rise from the dead. Mamdani wins, and suddenly the billionaire prophet of profit is up late ghostwriting Trump’s next rant about socialism in SoHo.
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Tonight’s horror feature: “The Phantom of Wall Street.” starring Bill Ackman, corporate drama queen, trembling in his penthouse, as he watches democracy rise from the dead. Mamdani wins, and suddenly the billionaire prophet of profit is up late ghostwriting Trump’s next rant about socialism in SoHo.
Meet "Don" Trump, capo of the MAGA crime family.
Truth? Sleeps with the fishes. Enforcers? How about 1500 freed insurrectionists! Disloyalty? You take a trip… under the bus. His message? An offer you can’t refuse- even if it's a lie.
Musk may have more money, but Don? He owns the attention racket!
Truth? Sleeps with the fishes. Enforcers? How about 1500 freed insurrectionists! Disloyalty? You take a trip… under the bus. His message? An offer you can’t refuse- even if it's a lie.
Musk may have more money, but Don? He owns the attention racket!
November 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Meet "Don" Trump, capo of the MAGA crime family.
Truth? Sleeps with the fishes. Enforcers? How about 1500 freed insurrectionists! Disloyalty? You take a trip… under the bus. His message? An offer you can’t refuse- even if it's a lie.
Musk may have more money, but Don? He owns the attention racket!
Truth? Sleeps with the fishes. Enforcers? How about 1500 freed insurrectionists! Disloyalty? You take a trip… under the bus. His message? An offer you can’t refuse- even if it's a lie.
Musk may have more money, but Don? He owns the attention racket!
It's not that America doesn't have the capacity to feed the poor...it's that it will never have enough to satiate the rich.
Welcome to the Oligarchy that is our new reality...
Welcome to the Oligarchy that is our new reality...
November 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
It's not that America doesn't have the capacity to feed the poor...it's that it will never have enough to satiate the rich.
Welcome to the Oligarchy that is our new reality...
Welcome to the Oligarchy that is our new reality...
Meet MAGA Sam, about to learn fascism’s cruel lesson: it devours its own.
At first, the punishments are not for the faithful but for “them.” Then come the job losses, the silenced voices,the disappearances, the shrinking freedoms—until the beast he fed turns,hungry still, and finds Sam on the menu.
At first, the punishments are not for the faithful but for “them.” Then come the job losses, the silenced voices,the disappearances, the shrinking freedoms—until the beast he fed turns,hungry still, and finds Sam on the menu.
October 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Meet MAGA Sam, about to learn fascism’s cruel lesson: it devours its own.
At first, the punishments are not for the faithful but for “them.” Then come the job losses, the silenced voices,the disappearances, the shrinking freedoms—until the beast he fed turns,hungry still, and finds Sam on the menu.
At first, the punishments are not for the faithful but for “them.” Then come the job losses, the silenced voices,the disappearances, the shrinking freedoms—until the beast he fed turns,hungry still, and finds Sam on the menu.
Imagine,if you will: Laura Loomer—Trump’s Botoxed Rasputin, hissing conspiracies, frothing hatred, and basking in her delusion of power.
A carnival ghoul in dark robes, as welcome as a flesh eating virus at a family picnic, proving that extremism not only survives—it gets facelifts.
Happy Halloween
A carnival ghoul in dark robes, as welcome as a flesh eating virus at a family picnic, proving that extremism not only survives—it gets facelifts.
Happy Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Imagine,if you will: Laura Loomer—Trump’s Botoxed Rasputin, hissing conspiracies, frothing hatred, and basking in her delusion of power.
A carnival ghoul in dark robes, as welcome as a flesh eating virus at a family picnic, proving that extremism not only survives—it gets facelifts.
Happy Halloween
A carnival ghoul in dark robes, as welcome as a flesh eating virus at a family picnic, proving that extremism not only survives—it gets facelifts.
Happy Halloween
Happy Halloween- from that cheap Nosferatu knock-off, Stephen Miller...🎃👻👽
October 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Happy Halloween- from that cheap Nosferatu knock-off, Stephen Miller...🎃👻👽
A Public Service Message to all entering MAGA territory about adjusting your clocks...
October 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
A Public Service Message to all entering MAGA territory about adjusting your clocks...