bionic internet puppet
@vanityego.bsky.social
On a mission to find fellow ORBITS, gaymers, foodies, reality-tv fans, and otherwise unhinged minds. I want to drown in hot pot.
Traitors needs to start casting contestants from America’s Next Top Model as well as Flavor of Love and its spin-offs.
January 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Traitors needs to start casting contestants from America’s Next Top Model as well as Flavor of Love and its spin-offs.
Go see @thebobthedragqueen.bsky.social if she’s in your town, you’ll laugh every moment of her set 🥰
January 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Go see @thebobthedragqueen.bsky.social if she’s in your town, you’ll laugh every moment of her set 🥰
Am I understanding correctly: Canada’s Drag Race had Jimbo AND TS Madison on the payroll, and instead of having them host that nightmare of a challenge… they made Brad do it?
Interesting choices, ladies! 🫠
Interesting choices, ladies! 🫠
January 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Am I understanding correctly: Canada’s Drag Race had Jimbo AND TS Madison on the payroll, and instead of having them host that nightmare of a challenge… they made Brad do it?
Interesting choices, ladies! 🫠
Interesting choices, ladies! 🫠
Me after the Born Pink tour: I’m never going to a winter concert ever again
Yves: *tours in December*
Me: 🤡
Yves: *tours in December*
Me: 🤡
December 12, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Me after the Born Pink tour: I’m never going to a winter concert ever again
Yves: *tours in December*
Me: 🤡
Yves: *tours in December*
Me: 🤡
Just woke up from a coma, what is cheeto current sea?
December 6, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Just woke up from a coma, what is cheeto current sea?
Practicing impulse control by trying not to bite into my gummies. Failing spectacularly so far!
November 29, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Practicing impulse control by trying not to bite into my gummies. Failing spectacularly so far!
Hey I don’t want to alarm you or anything but it seems like all the girls are girling girling
November 27, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Hey I don’t want to alarm you or anything but it seems like all the girls are girling girling
Next locktober, instead of/in addition to subs wearing chastity cages, annoying men should wear muzzles
November 27, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Next locktober, instead of/in addition to subs wearing chastity cages, annoying men should wear muzzles
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Why this look like they’re waiting for Flav to give out the last clock?
November 19, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Why this look like they’re waiting for Flav to give out the last clock?
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reskeet if you’re a FAG
November 17, 2024 at 2:50 PM
reskeet if you’re a FAG
The mitochondria: cellular, I know about cellular 🎶
November 14, 2024 at 9:26 PM
The mitochondria: cellular, I know about cellular 🎶
One of my pet peeves is people going to Berghain then performing disgust at witnessing Berghain Things™️
November 13, 2024 at 11:59 PM
One of my pet peeves is people going to Berghain then performing disgust at witnessing Berghain Things™️
Very smart of BlueSky to change its logo to a tramp stamp
December 23, 2023 at 5:34 PM
Very smart of BlueSky to change its logo to a tramp stamp
I feel the rush (brain zaps from Sumatriptan™️)
September 29, 2023 at 8:26 PM
I feel the rush (brain zaps from Sumatriptan™️)
Lily from NMIXX has the same energy as Jenny Nicholson
September 27, 2023 at 11:35 PM
Lily from NMIXX has the same energy as Jenny Nicholson
Not participating in FCF yet but happy Tension release day to 🚬s worldwide 🥰
September 22, 2023 at 9:09 PM
Not participating in FCF yet but happy Tension release day to 🚬s worldwide 🥰
Do you have games on your phone?
September 22, 2023 at 9:07 PM
Do you have games on your phone?
Each track on Loossemble’s EP could be the pre-release single or title track of an album with a distinct vibe, yet they all somehow form a cohesive body of work.
September 22, 2023 at 1:35 PM
Each track on Loossemble’s EP could be the pre-release single or title track of an album with a distinct vibe, yet they all somehow form a cohesive body of work.
Reskeet the last song that was playing on your phone :3
September 19, 2023 at 5:54 PM
Reskeet the last song that was playing on your phone :3
The fact that MiSaMo have the fewest lines on Hare Hare viscerally angers me every day
September 19, 2023 at 11:40 AM
The fact that MiSaMo have the fewest lines on Hare Hare viscerally angers me every day
Timr to play my favorite game: “Did I Take Out My Contacts Before My Nap?”
August 19, 2023 at 2:54 AM
Timr to play my favorite game: “Did I Take Out My Contacts Before My Nap?”
Anemograna: whoooosh! Take off!
Geograna: shinypuzzle ✨
Electrograna: bzzzzzzzzz
Dendrograna: pop pop pop!
Hydrograna: FUCK YOU! 🤬🤬🤬 In French 😃🇫🇷🥖
Geograna: shinypuzzle ✨
Electrograna: bzzzzzzzzz
Dendrograna: pop pop pop!
Hydrograna: FUCK YOU! 🤬🤬🤬 In French 😃🇫🇷🥖
August 18, 2023 at 3:33 AM
Anemograna: whoooosh! Take off!
Geograna: shinypuzzle ✨
Electrograna: bzzzzzzzzz
Dendrograna: pop pop pop!
Hydrograna: FUCK YOU! 🤬🤬🤬 In French 😃🇫🇷🥖
Geograna: shinypuzzle ✨
Electrograna: bzzzzzzzzz
Dendrograna: pop pop pop!
Hydrograna: FUCK YOU! 🤬🤬🤬 In French 😃🇫🇷🥖
Oh Navia deserves all the Golden Globes, Tonys, Emmys, Oscars… what a character!
August 18, 2023 at 12:10 AM
Oh Navia deserves all the Golden Globes, Tonys, Emmys, Oscars… what a character!
Reskeet with boyfriend pics
August 13, 2023 at 7:53 PM
Reskeet with boyfriend pics
Pre-concert pic :3 So ready for Odd Eye Circle
August 11, 2023 at 5:26 PM
Pre-concert pic :3 So ready for Odd Eye Circle