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Vectrometer
@vectrometer.bsky.social
Schrödinger's Tyranitar of written persuasion
0x24 earth cycles completed
I make poopenfartendiaper stuff.
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https://vectrometer.carrd.co
Pinned
here's the tea

🎨: @donutskunk.bsky.social
I am the creature that goes *blrtch* in the night. (Yes it's still your fault that your room smells like dookie)

🎨: @goatedout.bsky.social!
#abdl #diapercritter #messydiaper
January 23, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Oh man I'm enjoying fucking around modeling with blender and having 999 browser tabs of furious googling how to do things

(Several tutorials expect you to 'just know stuff' and are more frustrating than the reddit posts I've looked up)
January 22, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I often get a boner thinking about how much poop has been pushed out of butts

Just the raw numbers; not necessarily caring where it eventually goes, but damn

We shit a lot
January 21, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Sphere torus sphere
Cylinder
Extrude
Extrude
Extrude
January 21, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Normalize putting your giant monsters, kaijus, dragons, eldritch beasts, whatever into maid dresses

(Yes I'm not immune to this)
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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Swelling rage
January 19, 2026 at 4:30 AM
*screw attacks into your bedroom*

It's a shortcut to the next sector, fuck you

*runs off, speed booster kicks in*
January 18, 2026 at 3:09 PM
I feel like if you see the monster you're hunting you can hear it's music even if it's not playing

Simultaneously, you can envision the monster purely from hearing it's music even if you can't see it
January 14, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Refusing all advertising through 2028 unless I can physically smell it
January 13, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I realize that I'm slowly turning into Sticks from Sonic Boom

But the eldritch horrors won't stop calling me at 3am to sell me my extended ghnlrratoit's warranty and I can't put it off any longer!
January 10, 2026 at 5:27 AM
might as well; let's see who's paying attention
January 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
*buttvores you and has you meet 400 new friends*
January 8, 2026 at 10:21 PM
being of immense power that forgot how to use it, but still retains it

could rule the world if only they remembered how to invoke it

doesn't care to learn, life is nicer this way
January 8, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I think that post finally died down holy that was NOT the result I expected but was glad to see
January 7, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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full stop please don't use genAI for commission work
January 6, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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working on these ideas now
January 3, 2026 at 12:19 PM
"give me root access"
"Why? Because your last name is Root?"
"no dumbass because you're a white supremacist"
January 5, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I miss when video games were an experiment
January 5, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I'm sick, and it's TMI Tuesday; ask me anything
December 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
if you isekai me into your daycare, I -will- usurp it
December 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
*does a draw*
*finger cramp*
Welp guess I'm not drawing again anytime soon
December 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Man I wish i made more money, I could help lots more of my artist friends out that need it more than I do

But I still gotta eat, keep the house warm, lights on, all that jazz

Capitalism sucks
December 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
christmas should end with a mortal kombat "freeze her" moment where mariah is frozen in ice again by subzero
December 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Merry Crimcram y'all

I will be shitting tomorrow
December 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
*gets in bed, is comfy, all is right with the worl--*
My bowels, 15 minutes later: boss we fixed the clog!
=w=

I hate having a poop randomizer in my guts (but simultaneously struggle with poop itself being hot as fuck)
December 21, 2025 at 5:21 AM