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Vectrometer

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Schrödinger's Tyranitar of written persuasion 0x24 earth cycles completed I make poopenfartendiaper stuff. 🔞 https://vectrometer.carrd.co

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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · Oct 17

here's the tea

🎨: @donutskunk.bsky.social

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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 14h

more dinosaurs need to shit their boners into other dinosaurs' buttholes dammit

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Socks the Macro Wolf Dad @socksthewolf.com · 6d

Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.

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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 15h

skeets that make me recoil completely out of my chair:

⪦⪤ Lukie ⪤⪧ @kid.lukie.wtf · 22h

Dark Ageplay where you find out who your real Daddy is live on Maury.

Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 16h

what is it with you two and food crimes

the PB & hot dog combo still has me fucked up

Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 2d

Adding my ass to the birthday diaper pile (it stinkx)

Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 2d

Chance

That's called poop sex

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Plushy Socks,-> MFF BAYBEEEEE ✡️ @rainbowsockscat.bsky.social · 3d

Here's a simple guide for if I care what someone gets off to

A flowchart

Are living beings involved? If no, I literally do not care

If yes, are those living beings able to understand the risks and consent and have done so?

If yes, I literally do not care

If no, that person is a terrible person

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 3d

😭

IG newberlinlibrary

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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 3d

you too huh

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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 3d

My butthole is stronger after the trauma (I still poop myself if I laugh/cough/sneeze too hard)

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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 3d

4:30am jalapeno butthole hits different

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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 3d

I've yet to have someone call me by my actual species name since evolving beyond being a Tyranitar

Old habits die hard, I guess

Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 4d

Farts are just poop's predecessor

The whisper of your bowel bacteria saying "it's ready"

Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 4d

How I'm tryna be 24/7

Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 4d

Whatever happened to that one guy that commed nothing but Fox McCloud moving boxes/cargo and having various states of big butt/ripped pants

I know I'm not the only one that remembers this

Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 4d

Why the fuck can I not remember that I have Sale Star

Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 4d

"If you know a demon's name, you have control over them."

- Father Bram Patrick Dunstan, Tomb Raider: Chronicles, 1982

Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 5d

"who's on kaiju duty again?"

80% of the group chat reacts with

The Miiverse Yeah! Image, but the icon is a gradient of pink & purple instead.

Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 5d

Croix practicing his iai slashes
For when people ask "but the diaper--"
Only to find themselves suddenly diapered under their own ruined clothes, flabbergasted as to how as you put your sword away

Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 6d

@paiswey.bsky.social if it were a diaper print

Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 6d

*l o o m s*
🎨: @booneyard.bsky.social

Vec has his big, green kaiju butt looming over the camera, partially gaped open and asking a question: "Hmmmm... Tiny one, tell me... What's your weight limit?"

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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 7d

Hammer Suit (yes I'm sadistic)

Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 7d

wiping a dungbeast is like spackling a roof

Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 7d

slams ass down on you, makes a crater
farts loudly, makes the crater bigger
shits copiously, jets of steam rocket up from the ground and send rock flying everywhichway

Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 7d

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNa...

hoping and praying the modem doesn't wake up your parents

The Sound of dial-up Internet

YouTube video by William Termini