Scooter
@veggiespacemonkey.bsky.social
Be a good person, not a republican
📍Texas, unfortunately
📍Texas, unfortunately
That's some spicy aluminum
July 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
That's some spicy aluminum
> hates brown people
> really really really wants to be a brown person
> really really really wants to be a brown person
July 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
> hates brown people
> really really really wants to be a brown person
> really really really wants to be a brown person
Just a quick little touch up for clarity
July 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Just a quick little touch up for clarity
Tbh I wouldn't be flying the American flag right now either
July 4, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Tbh I wouldn't be flying the American flag right now either
3 years old with the attitude of a single mom who's kids be acting OUT 😂
July 4, 2025 at 6:53 AM
3 years old with the attitude of a single mom who's kids be acting OUT 😂
I agree with conservatives on almost nothing. Typically I despise their existence. Not letting men compete in women's sports however, is always the correct move. #upenn #Pennsylvania
July 2, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I agree with conservatives on almost nothing. Typically I despise their existence. Not letting men compete in women's sports however, is always the correct move. #upenn #Pennsylvania
So the University of Pennsylvania will no longer allow men to compete on its women's sports team. I don't see how this is a problem
July 2, 2025 at 6:36 AM
So the University of Pennsylvania will no longer allow men to compete on its women's sports team. I don't see how this is a problem
December 25, 1989
Târgoviște, Romania
Take note, Mr Trump
Târgoviște, Romania
Take note, Mr Trump
July 2, 2025 at 6:01 AM
December 25, 1989
Târgoviște, Romania
Take note, Mr Trump
Târgoviște, Romania
Take note, Mr Trump
Taking my date out for Valentines Day on the 10th next year
Having a fireworks display on any other day but the Forth is mental. Sure, let's drop the ball in Time Square on December 29th too
July 2, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Taking my date out for Valentines Day on the 10th next year
We're opening Christmas presents on the 22nd this year!
Having a fireworks display on any other day but the Forth is mental. Sure, let's drop the ball in Time Square on December 29th too
July 2, 2025 at 5:54 AM
We're opening Christmas presents on the 22nd this year!
Having a fireworks display on any other day but the Forth is mental. Sure, let's drop the ball in Time Square on December 29th too
July 2, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Having a fireworks display on any other day but the Forth is mental. Sure, let's drop the ball in Time Square on December 29th too
ANYBODY using food stamps
July 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
ANYBODY using food stamps
I mean, it's kinda their whole thing that they don't ever want to experience consequences for themselves. Just everyone else
June 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I mean, it's kinda their whole thing that they don't ever want to experience consequences for themselves. Just everyone else
Will we be okay? Yes. Will it be in this lifetime? Probably not. That's the shitty part about history
Everything always gets better but the story arc is often longer than a lifetime. I'm just glad I wasn't born a serf in 1721 and I have AC
Everything always gets better but the story arc is often longer than a lifetime. I'm just glad I wasn't born a serf in 1721 and I have AC
June 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Will we be okay? Yes. Will it be in this lifetime? Probably not. That's the shitty part about history
Everything always gets better but the story arc is often longer than a lifetime. I'm just glad I wasn't born a serf in 1721 and I have AC
Everything always gets better but the story arc is often longer than a lifetime. I'm just glad I wasn't born a serf in 1721 and I have AC
This man has less functioning brain cells than a goddamn orange cat
June 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM
This man has less functioning brain cells than a goddamn orange cat
Time for another Tea Party
June 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Time for another Tea Party
June 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Thoughts and prayers for the worst 🙏
June 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Thoughts and prayers for the worst 🙏
Uh yeah, no shit. Everyone who tried or succeeded in shooting people today was white and super conservative. Surprise level - in the red
June 16, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Uh yeah, no shit. Everyone who tried or succeeded in shooting people today was white and super conservative. Surprise level - in the red
Will this parade of horror ever end? I haven't seen the effects in daily life yet but it must be soon because every day I see so many headlines about world changing stuff
June 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Will this parade of horror ever end? I haven't seen the effects in daily life yet but it must be soon because every day I see so many headlines about world changing stuff
The desire to be a stand up comedian is overshadowed by my general stupidity and thinking of a retort two hours after the fact. I'm way closer to being a "cool guy" than a Tom Segura sadly 🤷🏻♂️
June 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The desire to be a stand up comedian is overshadowed by my general stupidity and thinking of a retort two hours after the fact. I'm way closer to being a "cool guy" than a Tom Segura sadly 🤷🏻♂️
In solidarity with the country I was born in, I too will be crumbling into ashes in the coming weeks as all the regulatory norms get ripped away
June 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
In solidarity with the country I was born in, I too will be crumbling into ashes in the coming weeks as all the regulatory norms get ripped away
The Jesus these people think exists is 100% fan fiction. They can't even handle the idea of a non white Jesus
June 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The Jesus these people think exists is 100% fan fiction. They can't even handle the idea of a non white Jesus
Who is this description for?
June 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Who is this description for?