Miracle Machine (ALBUQ)
@vegiteu.bsky.social
26 and a half years old. | Master basement dweller. | Sauerkraut Hater. | Proud car owner. | Proud owner of a stolen lucky snorkel.
I just realized i used to play the guitar back then. Maybe I should pick it up and try again? Aw man.. wouldn't it be cool for me to be on stage with millions rooting for me?
November 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I just realized i used to play the guitar back then. Maybe I should pick it up and try again? Aw man.. wouldn't it be cool for me to be on stage with millions rooting for me?
as. Guess people can't take a joke after all.
September 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
as. Guess people can't take a joke after all.
But he's STILL bleeding and rolling all over the place screaming in pain.
So I had to take this dude to the hospital and go back home. Now my mouth tastes like iron and I'm still trying to get rid of that taste by brushing it out of my tongue. And now I just realized how ironic the whole situation w
So I had to take this dude to the hospital and go back home. Now my mouth tastes like iron and I'm still trying to get rid of that taste by brushing it out of my tongue. And now I just realized how ironic the whole situation w
September 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
But he's STILL bleeding and rolling all over the place screaming in pain.
So I had to take this dude to the hospital and go back home. Now my mouth tastes like iron and I'm still trying to get rid of that taste by brushing it out of my tongue. And now I just realized how ironic the whole situation w
So I had to take this dude to the hospital and go back home. Now my mouth tastes like iron and I'm still trying to get rid of that taste by brushing it out of my tongue. And now I just realized how ironic the whole situation w
But i decided to be a little clever. So instead of giving him some food like a good Samaritan, i instead took a big bite out of his jugular vein. So he's yelling and screaming and bleeding all over the place. Dude didn't realize I made a joke so I tried to tell him that.
September 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
But i decided to be a little clever. So instead of giving him some food like a good Samaritan, i instead took a big bite out of his jugular vein. So he's yelling and screaming and bleeding all over the place. Dude didn't realize I made a joke so I tried to tell him that.
I guess people can't just take a joke too.
You'd think after chopping Marty's limbs off, there'd be a person who just gets to the point and tells me what they actually want. Turns out that didn't happen again. Some homeless dude came up to me looking for a bite to eat.
You'd think after chopping Marty's limbs off, there'd be a person who just gets to the point and tells me what they actually want. Turns out that didn't happen again. Some homeless dude came up to me looking for a bite to eat.
September 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I guess people can't just take a joke too.
You'd think after chopping Marty's limbs off, there'd be a person who just gets to the point and tells me what they actually want. Turns out that didn't happen again. Some homeless dude came up to me looking for a bite to eat.
You'd think after chopping Marty's limbs off, there'd be a person who just gets to the point and tells me what they actually want. Turns out that didn't happen again. Some homeless dude came up to me looking for a bite to eat.
Here's the ultra playlists for Albuquerque..
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Albuquerque - THE ULTRA PLAYLIST - YouTube
"something something, Jerry's bait shop, something something Albuquerque." Welcome to the Ultra playlist of Albuquerque. I did all my best to try to find the...
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May 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Here's the ultra playlists for Albuquerque..
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Hey all, Vegiteu here. I'm sorry if I didn't post in a while. College finals came up and I have been focusing on other things lately.. This whole miracle machine has been sitting in the dust for awhile now, and i think it's best to end it here.
May 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Hey all, Vegiteu here. I'm sorry if I didn't post in a while. College finals came up and I have been focusing on other things lately.. This whole miracle machine has been sitting in the dust for awhile now, and i think it's best to end it here.
(ooc) THEY DID IT THEY RELEASED NS2 THE SONS OF BITCHES MADE SWITCH 2 AFTER I BOUGHT THE OLED LAST YEAR. NINTENDO DOES NOT LIKE POOR PEOPLE SAVING UP FOR SHIT THEY MAKE, SO IN ORDER TO DO THIS THEY RELEASE SHIT EARLY TO MAKE THEM FEEL BAD.
FUCK MAN.
I WANT IT NOW
FUCK MAN.
I WANT IT NOW
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April 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
(ooc) THEY DID IT THEY RELEASED NS2 THE SONS OF BITCHES MADE SWITCH 2 AFTER I BOUGHT THE OLED LAST YEAR. NINTENDO DOES NOT LIKE POOR PEOPLE SAVING UP FOR SHIT THEY MAKE, SO IN ORDER TO DO THIS THEY RELEASE SHIT EARLY TO MAKE THEM FEEL BAD.
FUCK MAN.
I WANT IT NOW
FUCK MAN.
I WANT IT NOW
Went to Sizzlers, this time as a customer. And i gotta say.. I WOULD COME BACK TO THIS PLACE AGAIN AND AGAIN! Nothing beats a good ol' steak from sizzlers! If you have the time to check out sizzlers i'd HIGHLY recommend that you eat there, their food is SOOO GOOD!
April 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Went to Sizzlers, this time as a customer. And i gotta say.. I WOULD COME BACK TO THIS PLACE AGAIN AND AGAIN! Nothing beats a good ol' steak from sizzlers! If you have the time to check out sizzlers i'd HIGHLY recommend that you eat there, their food is SOOO GOOD!
Whatever, at least everything worked out in the end. At least he has a cute nickname now. "Torso-Boy" is what they call him around town. I'll keep y'all updated until something interesting happens.
March 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Whatever, at least everything worked out in the end. At least he has a cute nickname now. "Torso-Boy" is what they call him around town. I'll keep y'all updated until something interesting happens.
So i grabbed a chainsaw from one of my friends, and proceeded to do so. But at the end of all that he told me that he was being sarcastic. LIKE BRO COME ON! ALL OF THIS COULD'VE BEEN AVOIDED IF YOU TOLD ME TO GO AWAY OR SOMETHING! I AIN'T NO FRIGGIN MIND READER WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING!
March 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
So i grabbed a chainsaw from one of my friends, and proceeded to do so. But at the end of all that he told me that he was being sarcastic. LIKE BRO COME ON! ALL OF THIS COULD'VE BEEN AVOIDED IF YOU TOLD ME TO GO AWAY OR SOMETHING! I AIN'T NO FRIGGIN MIND READER WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING!
He's the type of guy that gives you some attitude for no reason. But anyway, i was trying to offer him some help but he told me that he wanted me to "cut off his arms and legs with a chainsaw". So heres the confusing part, i thought he actually meant it.
March 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
He's the type of guy that gives you some attitude for no reason. But anyway, i was trying to offer him some help but he told me that he wanted me to "cut off his arms and legs with a chainsaw". So heres the confusing part, i thought he actually meant it.
So uh, i was in the parking lot trying to remove some excess earwax in my ears with a golf pencil (I can hear alot better now) and i see marty trying to lift a sofa all by himself. If y'all don't know, he's one of my colleagues that i work together at the sizzler.
March 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
So uh, i was in the parking lot trying to remove some excess earwax in my ears with a golf pencil (I can hear alot better now) and i see marty trying to lift a sofa all by himself. If y'all don't know, he's one of my colleagues that i work together at the sizzler.
Yoo! Finally got that job at one of my dream jobs! The job i applied to was the Sizzler! So I can't wait to see what kinda stuff my new job awaits me! These people around me kinda don't like to socialize, but I'll try my best to be friends with them! Whoops break time's over, gtg!
March 19, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Yoo! Finally got that job at one of my dream jobs! The job i applied to was the Sizzler! So I can't wait to see what kinda stuff my new job awaits me! These people around me kinda don't like to socialize, but I'll try my best to be friends with them! Whoops break time's over, gtg!
(OUT OF CHARACTER) [sorry if this account was dead for awhile now, college won't let me catch a break so i never had a chance to do the things i wanted to do. But hey I'm back to say I'm not dead. And I'll keep on doing ALBUQUERQUE.]
March 19, 2025 at 7:06 AM
(OUT OF CHARACTER) [sorry if this account was dead for awhile now, college won't let me catch a break so i never had a chance to do the things i wanted to do. But hey I'm back to say I'm not dead. And I'll keep on doing ALBUQUERQUE.]
Y'know... I think i might be in love with her.. Man.. Imagine the things we could do together...
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Nevermind i just thought about it. She's probably one of those nerds with the Colombia record club. But... I'll think about it.
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Nevermind i just thought about it. She's probably one of those nerds with the Colombia record club. But... I'll think about it.
March 12, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Y'know... I think i might be in love with her.. Man.. Imagine the things we could do together...
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Nevermind i just thought about it. She's probably one of those nerds with the Colombia record club. But... I'll think about it.
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Nevermind i just thought about it. She's probably one of those nerds with the Colombia record club. But... I'll think about it.
Ow... That.. friggin hurt.. got sent to the hospital after trying to "eat" some weasels. I ran outside into the road waving my arms around like a constipated wiener-dog. But hey,i found a girl on the street for no reason for being there. She helped me with my weasel problem.
March 12, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Ow... That.. friggin hurt.. got sent to the hospital after trying to "eat" some weasels. I ran outside into the road waving my arms around like a constipated wiener-dog. But hey,i found a girl on the street for no reason for being there. She helped me with my weasel problem.
Or maybe he was just trying to troll me. Anyway time to dig in!
February 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Or maybe he was just trying to troll me. Anyway time to dig in!
I just realized something, that guy in the green shirt in back probably bought and ate all of the donuts and pastries. I could ask him for some.. but then again he's probably a glutton, so he probably ate them already. Anyway imma see if the donut guy was just bluffing about the weasels.
February 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I just realized something, that guy in the green shirt in back probably bought and ate all of the donuts and pastries. I could ask him for some.. but then again he's probably a glutton, so he probably ate them already. Anyway imma see if the donut guy was just bluffing about the weasels.
Okay so the donut guy didn't have some of the things i was lookin for, but i asked him if he had anything at all in the back. He gave a box of a dozen starving weasels. Dunno why he had them or how he got them, but i don't care so i bought them anyway.
February 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Okay so the donut guy didn't have some of the things i was lookin for, but i asked him if he had anything at all in the back. He gave a box of a dozen starving weasels. Dunno why he had them or how he got them, but i don't care so i bought them anyway.
Imma get some donuts. Tryna see if they got my favorites cause im tryna scarf down some donuts like im a homeless guy who found a all you can eat buffet for free. I'll see you guys later.
February 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Imma get some donuts. Tryna see if they got my favorites cause im tryna scarf down some donuts like im a homeless guy who found a all you can eat buffet for free. I'll see you guys later.
HE TOOK MY LUCKY SNORKEL! HE TOOK IT MAN! sorry about the last posts, i was trying to fend off the guy, was knocking over everything in my room while we fought. I've already made a police report letting them know what happened during the fight i had with him. Until then I'm feeling kinda hungry..
February 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
HE TOOK MY LUCKY SNORKEL! HE TOOK IT MAN! sorry about the last posts, i was trying to fend off the guy, was knocking over everything in my room while we fought. I've already made a police report letting them know what happened during the fight i had with him. Until then I'm feeling kinda hungry..
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February 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Hey guys. Sorry if I was gone for a while. The Plane crashed and all surviving people living in the plane died. I don't know if it's god's joke to keep me alive and my stuff intact but I'm the only one who survived from that crash. I can't explain right now, someone's at the door. I'll be right back
February 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Hey guys. Sorry if I was gone for a while. The Plane crashed and all surviving people living in the plane died. I don't know if it's god's joke to keep me alive and my stuff intact but I'm the only one who survived from that crash. I can't explain right now, someone's at the door. I'll be right back