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Out here doing hella gang shit. She / her
1st: I got a part time job leading science workshops for Girl Scouts at the local museum while I was in college getting a degree in geology. I decided to take a year off before grad school and ended up applying for a full time job running education programs at the same museum when my supervisor left
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
1st: I got a part time job leading science workshops for Girl Scouts at the local museum while I was in college getting a degree in geology. I decided to take a year off before grad school and ended up applying for a full time job running education programs at the same museum when my supervisor left
@elevatedmn.bsky.social The internet brought a gift today.
November 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
@elevatedmn.bsky.social The internet brought a gift today.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
@ravelingout.bsky.social Are you the person who posted about using a boot dryer to keep soccer shoes not stinky? If yes I have questions. 🤔
November 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
@ravelingout.bsky.social Are you the person who posted about using a boot dryer to keep soccer shoes not stinky? If yes I have questions. 🤔
Not sure how this is comfortable, but he sure looks happy 🐕
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Not sure how this is comfortable, but he sure looks happy 🐕
Someone I know just posted on fb that she’s going to Mexico for gastric sleeve surgery…maybe I’ve seen too many surgeries gone bad story reels but my first reaction was 🫣
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Someone I know just posted on fb that she’s going to Mexico for gastric sleeve surgery…maybe I’ve seen too many surgeries gone bad story reels but my first reaction was 🫣
I have a Difficult girl in my 6th period, but I really like her. Today I made the “watching you” hand to eye sign at her to get her to stop talking and she made it back, so I did heart hands and she did them back. Gonna hang onto this for the next time she’s driving me crazy 😅
November 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I have a Difficult girl in my 6th period, but I really like her. Today I made the “watching you” hand to eye sign at her to get her to stop talking and she made it back, so I did heart hands and she did them back. Gonna hang onto this for the next time she’s driving me crazy 😅
I swear to god, I just want ONE WEEK where I am not cleaning up a huge mess or fixing something broken that no one in my house will own up to causing. I’m about to ditch all these assholes and move to Australia.
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I swear to god, I just want ONE WEEK where I am not cleaning up a huge mess or fixing something broken that no one in my house will own up to causing. I’m about to ditch all these assholes and move to Australia.
MY SCHOOL IS GETTING A THERAPY DOG 🎉🎉🎉
November 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
MY SCHOOL IS GETTING A THERAPY DOG 🎉🎉🎉
My 7th grade students had two full class periods and then at least some time in class for five more days to do a project that’s being scored as a test grade. In my 4th period of 30 kids, 14 didn’t do it at all and 5 did not follow any of the directions. Four got full points.
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October 31, 2025 at 2:39 PM
My 7th grade students had two full class periods and then at least some time in class for five more days to do a project that’s being scored as a test grade. In my 4th period of 30 kids, 14 didn’t do it at all and 5 did not follow any of the directions. Four got full points.
TFW you open your ebook to read while waiting for the philharmonic concert to start, but quickly realize you have reached the SPICY part
October 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
TFW you open your ebook to read while waiting for the philharmonic concert to start, but quickly realize you have reached the SPICY part
A perfect metaphor for life right now.
October 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
A perfect metaphor for life right now.
Girls be like “I needed this” and it’s just 5,000 jack o lanterns in a park.
October 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Girls be like “I needed this” and it’s just 5,000 jack o lanterns in a park.
The best fries I’ve ever had in my life, by far. (at the Burger Boy diner in Louisville KY)
October 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The best fries I’ve ever had in my life, by far. (at the Burger Boy diner in Louisville KY)
Blankets and peanut butter 🐕
October 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Blankets and peanut butter 🐕
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
The fall colors are finally coming in! The dog remains perplexed by my interest in them.
October 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The fall colors are finally coming in! The dog remains perplexed by my interest in them.
Clearly I haven’t bought paint in a while, because it was $33 for a QUART and I am scandalized 😳
October 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Clearly I haven’t bought paint in a while, because it was $33 for a QUART and I am scandalized 😳
I’m glad I didn’t get around to worrying about the Covid vax blockades yet, because the kids and I just walked into the pharmacy today and got them plus our flu shots 🤷 (I’m VERY glad any govt attempts to derail this process have apparently failed thus far.)
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October 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I’m glad I didn’t get around to worrying about the Covid vax blockades yet, because the kids and I just walked into the pharmacy today and got them plus our flu shots 🤷 (I’m VERY glad any govt attempts to derail this process have apparently failed thus far.)
On the first day of fall break week, I cleaned my ENTIRE bedroom 🎉 I moved every piece of furniture to clean under / behind, dusted every surface including the walls, and liquidated every single doom bag. Hopefully next I will put some art on that blank wall that I’ve been meaning to hang for years.
October 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
On the first day of fall break week, I cleaned my ENTIRE bedroom 🎉 I moved every piece of furniture to clean under / behind, dusted every surface including the walls, and liquidated every single doom bag. Hopefully next I will put some art on that blank wall that I’ve been meaning to hang for years.
I swear to god, if the universe takes Dolly instead of that other guy, I’m going to burn it all down.
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October 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I swear to god, if the universe takes Dolly instead of that other guy, I’m going to burn it all down.
Two firsts for my teacher bingo card today:
1) had to send someone to change their shorts because of visible cheeks
2) a student exclaimed “Bitch!” in the middle of class (then immediately said “I’m so sorry!!😳” as if she’d surprised even herself) She didn’t seem to be directly addressing anyone?
1) had to send someone to change their shorts because of visible cheeks
2) a student exclaimed “Bitch!” in the middle of class (then immediately said “I’m so sorry!!😳” as if she’d surprised even herself) She didn’t seem to be directly addressing anyone?
October 7, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Two firsts for my teacher bingo card today:
1) had to send someone to change their shorts because of visible cheeks
2) a student exclaimed “Bitch!” in the middle of class (then immediately said “I’m so sorry!!😳” as if she’d surprised even herself) She didn’t seem to be directly addressing anyone?
1) had to send someone to change their shorts because of visible cheeks
2) a student exclaimed “Bitch!” in the middle of class (then immediately said “I’m so sorry!!😳” as if she’d surprised even herself) She didn’t seem to be directly addressing anyone?
I’ve had these towels for years and just literally this week realized the big guy is a bat and not a wonky owl. Feeling very dumb for a smart person 🤣
October 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I’ve had these towels for years and just literally this week realized the big guy is a bat and not a wonky owl. Feeling very dumb for a smart person 🤣
My streak of no one ever taking video or photos of me at Taekwondo testing continues, so let’s just all assume I looked like a total badass when I broke two boards with a jump front kick tonight. 💅
October 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
My streak of no one ever taking video or photos of me at Taekwondo testing continues, so let’s just all assume I looked like a total badass when I broke two boards with a jump front kick tonight. 💅
During our first microscope lab today, a student picked at a scratch on his arm and put his own blood on the practice slide. Points for curiosity, I guess, but please don’t ever do that again.
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September 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
During our first microscope lab today, a student picked at a scratch on his arm and put his own blood on the practice slide. Points for curiosity, I guess, but please don’t ever do that again.