Godspeed You! Sam Dalembert
@velvetcanuck.bsky.social
Somewhere low and outside of Philadelphia.
New Jersey’s only growth industries are liquor stores, dispensaries, casinos, and rehabs. The economy in this state would be total shit if it weren’t for denial and recidivism.
November 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
New Jersey’s only growth industries are liquor stores, dispensaries, casinos, and rehabs. The economy in this state would be total shit if it weren’t for denial and recidivism.
Justice Brennan, not a fan of the shadow docket
(Paris Adult Theatre I v. Slaton, 1973)
(Paris Adult Theatre I v. Slaton, 1973)
November 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Justice Brennan, not a fan of the shadow docket
(Paris Adult Theatre I v. Slaton, 1973)
(Paris Adult Theatre I v. Slaton, 1973)
Was it something I said
October 17, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Was it something I said
L: Cat furniture
R: rug for wiping your feet from Lowe’s
R: rug for wiping your feet from Lowe’s
October 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
L: Cat furniture
R: rug for wiping your feet from Lowe’s
R: rug for wiping your feet from Lowe’s
“I stopped going to that gas station because of the Sikh who asks my wife why we don’t have children” #NewJersey
September 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
“I stopped going to that gas station because of the Sikh who asks my wife why we don’t have children” #NewJersey
Sums it up perfectly (courtesy of www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2025/09/no-m...)
September 6, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Sums it up perfectly (courtesy of www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2025/09/no-m...)
These days you never know
September 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
These days you never know
Dratf beer
August 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Dratf beer
“If workers aren’t at the table, they’re probably on the menu.” -Andy Levin unionbase.org/p/what-rep-l...
What Rep. Levin Told Me About the Future of Work
And....We're Back With More Great Content on the Future of Work!
unionbase.org
July 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
“If workers aren’t at the table, they’re probably on the menu.” -Andy Levin unionbase.org/p/what-rep-l...
Spoiler alert but it’s Kevin Spacey
July 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Spoiler alert but it’s Kevin Spacey
Social media: “What perfect albums came out when you were 16?”
Us: (provide personally identifying information that will allow robots to harvest and resell our external organs)
Us: (provide personally identifying information that will allow robots to harvest and resell our external organs)
July 23, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Social media: “What perfect albums came out when you were 16?”
Us: (provide personally identifying information that will allow robots to harvest and resell our external organs)
Us: (provide personally identifying information that will allow robots to harvest and resell our external organs)
Trenton makes (outs)
July 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Trenton makes (outs)
My gay what?
June 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
My gay what?
No one:
Life:
Life:
June 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
No one:
Life:
Life:
I told the ACLU to fuck off
June 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I told the ACLU to fuck off
He could have fooled me. I can’t believe it’s the same guy!
May 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
He could have fooled me. I can’t believe it’s the same guy!
Winn, with Nixon
May 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Winn, with Nixon
"If you Jersey, you Jersey" www.nytimes.com/2025/05/18/n...
May 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"If you Jersey, you Jersey" www.nytimes.com/2025/05/18/n...
For Sebadoh fans only
May 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
For Sebadoh fans only
I can't unhear this and now @tommarcinko.bsky.social can't either youtu.be/LyVkW_55wn0?...
The Doors, first album, if it was recorded in the 50s
YouTube video by marceve76
youtu.be
May 12, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I can't unhear this and now @tommarcinko.bsky.social can't either youtu.be/LyVkW_55wn0?...
I don’t know if @trumptakeegg.bsky.social is still a thing but (The Last Drop Coffeehouse, Philadelphia)
March 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I don’t know if @trumptakeegg.bsky.social is still a thing but (The Last Drop Coffeehouse, Philadelphia)
"Go apeshit!" --me, trying to get apeshit stains out of my shirt
March 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
"Go apeshit!" --me, trying to get apeshit stains out of my shirt
Well this took an unexpected turn
March 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Well this took an unexpected turn