Selina Meyer’s Eye Surgery
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never been hunting
god there’s nothing better than dudes kissing in cinema
December 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
god there’s nothing better than dudes kissing in cinema
If you are a man and you hear the words “La Perla”, run.
December 13, 2025 at 5:45 AM
If you are a man and you hear the words “La Perla”, run.
i don’t feel i’d care if duckpin bowling went away
December 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
i don’t feel i’d care if duckpin bowling went away
macy’s is pure god damn class
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
macy’s is pure god damn class
i fucking love macy’s
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
i fucking love macy’s
wait i’m kind of mad and disappointed ive never had poppers
December 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
wait i’m kind of mad and disappointed ive never had poppers
ok everyone is up my ass about this new heated rivalry show. IM GOING TO WATCH IT. STOP EFFIN BUGGING ME. I KNOW ITS HOT AND GAY. IVE CLOCKED THAT.
December 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
ok everyone is up my ass about this new heated rivalry show. IM GOING TO WATCH IT. STOP EFFIN BUGGING ME. I KNOW ITS HOT AND GAY. IVE CLOCKED THAT.
i think everyone needs to be a little more nelly furtado
December 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
i think everyone needs to be a little more nelly furtado
chickpea hive rise up
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
chickpea hive rise up
the sexual tension between listening to chains of love and getting in a fetal position
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
the sexual tension between listening to chains of love and getting in a fetal position
Tírame Magnolias
November 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Tírame Magnolias
i never want to see a carb or alcohol again i fell down the stairs at my family home
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
i never want to see a carb or alcohol again i fell down the stairs at my family home
chicken thighs do taste best but how the fuck am i supposed to eat them without snorting and bearing down on them like a hyena
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
chicken thighs do taste best but how the fuck am i supposed to eat them without snorting and bearing down on them like a hyena
beef jerky wins the slut’s choice award for best snack
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
beef jerky wins the slut’s choice award for best snack
facetime is my favorite app
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
facetime is my favorite app
this but it’s a women’s clutch
November 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
this but it’s a women’s clutch
jason bateman is one of the better male celebrities
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
jason bateman is one of the better male celebrities
i haven’t googled this but i am 100% certain ben shapiro has asthma
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
i haven’t googled this but i am 100% certain ben shapiro has asthma
ben shapiro’s voice, looks and beliefs create a maelstrom that swirls together to create the mad cow disease of a person
November 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
ben shapiro’s voice, looks and beliefs create a maelstrom that swirls together to create the mad cow disease of a person
reminder: “basket of deplorables” is statistically accurate
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
reminder: “basket of deplorables” is statistically accurate
Ezra Klein is the most mainstream example of karen from veep that we have
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Ezra Klein is the most mainstream example of karen from veep that we have
I woke up immediately thinking about LUX. I will be singing this album’s praises until I die - It’s perfect. Exceptional.
November 11, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I woke up immediately thinking about LUX. I will be singing this album’s praises until I die - It’s perfect. Exceptional.
looking forward to drinking later
November 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
looking forward to drinking later
if anyone has a good idea for work call intros that aren’t weather related let me know. i am brain dead
November 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
if anyone has a good idea for work call intros that aren’t weather related let me know. i am brain dead
if you put provolone on my sandwich you’ll never be in my clique
October 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
if you put provolone on my sandwich you’ll never be in my clique