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Randy Tutelage

@vestigeom.bsky.social

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Rhythm enthusiast, artist, and video game appreciator. I’m literally in the middle of little Italy. 📍Portland, OR.

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Randy Tutelage @vestigeom.bsky.social · 4h

Still not as bad as Nintendo putting “NINTENDO SWITCH 2 VERSION” on every switch 2 game.

Randy Tutelage @vestigeom.bsky.social · 7h

Has anybody been able to name the wars he’s resolved? To this day I still don’t know.

Randy Tutelage @vestigeom.bsky.social · 7h

Last I heard the democrats don’t typically side with right wingers, what is he talking about?

Randy Tutelage @vestigeom.bsky.social · 9h

Priorities….

Randy Tutelage @vestigeom.bsky.social · 10h

Helll yeah.

Randy Tutelage @vestigeom.bsky.social · 1d

This discovery adds a great new layer of cynicism to the reporting of Fox News, and frankly, even though they’re being deceptive, it goes to show just how stupid they think their audience is and I’m ALL FOR IT.

Randy Tutelage @vestigeom.bsky.social · 1d

It’s also genuinely funny that none of can seem to pronounce the word “acetaminophen” so they’re continually attacking the Tylenol brand name, which they can probably be sued for.

Randy Tutelage @vestigeom.bsky.social · 1d

They just keep making shit up and it’s really funny until you realize that there are people actually being duped by their claims and believe everything they say whole cloth.

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 1d

RFK JR: There are many other confirmations -- there are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It’s highly likely because they are given Tylenol

Randy Tutelage @vestigeom.bsky.social · 2d

I miss the days when X would deliver it to ya.

Randy Tutelage @vestigeom.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t know about Mario Kart, getting repeatedly punished in a racing game for driving well feels awful. Nintendo knows this, they know everyone hates the blue shell but they keep it in because lol quirky Nintendo. “Smash isn’t a fighting game either” fuck off.

Randy Tutelage @vestigeom.bsky.social · 2d

No, my mom does real estate here in Portland and it’s incredibly hard to find housing for her clients because nobody is leaving.

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Randy Tutelage @vestigeom.bsky.social · 2d

🎉Happy 4th birthday to my cat Chippy🎉She’s a little shit head who bullies her brother on a daily basis but I love her anyway.

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 2d

#WarRavagedPortland

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Randy Tutelage @vestigeom.bsky.social · 3d

Oooooohh dang. Sick rainbow fro #pokemon

Randy Tutelage @vestigeom.bsky.social · 3d

Tony Hawk’s Pro Forehead

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Randy Tutelage @vestigeom.bsky.social · 3d

Come on, man, all I’m really trying to do here is make a joke about dragon dildos lol. If big dragon dicks can’t unite us maybe we’re hopeless.

Randy Tutelage @vestigeom.bsky.social · 4d

Tale ‘er swift.

Randy Tutelage @vestigeom.bsky.social · 4d

At least call him Bad Dragon and have the boomers go on a real fun google search.

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Randy Tutelage @vestigeom.bsky.social · 4d

A mode where Bluesky employees shut the fuck up and work instead of complaining about their user base.

Randy Tutelage @vestigeom.bsky.social · 4d

Tck tck tck goes the nail hammered into the coffin. Just keep hammering, my friend, it’ll be okay.

Randy Tutelage @vestigeom.bsky.social · 4d

Well you stood there, rambled for a while and then denigrated the entire room and told them that you run your country better than they do. They didn’t exactly miss anything.

Randy Tutelage @vestigeom.bsky.social · 4d

Got myself a ticket, can’t wait!

Randy Tutelage @vestigeom.bsky.social · 4d

Finally, some Giant Bomb merch I can wear at the airport.

Randy Tutelage @vestigeom.bsky.social · 4d

I just accidentally looked up “Junglepussy” at work and uhhhh I’m probably going to hear about it…

Randy Tutelage @vestigeom.bsky.social · 7d

Bad Bunny’s getting ICE’d live on stage at the Super Bowl, I’m calling it right here.

Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 7d

Beyond the fact that legal immigrants and tourists can attend the Super Bowl, I find it absolutely hilarious that they're gonna have ICE harassing a bunch of rich people. Tickets are almost $10k.

Please own the libs harder.