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Kabbu
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24 years old, Proud member of Team Snakemouth! For business inquiries, contact me at [email protected]

(Parody account run by @canceltheeat.bsky.social, pfp by @deadofreddo.bsky.social, banner by @wavepriism.bsky.social)
I didn’t think much of it at the time, but not many Bugarians were very surprised at Leif’s magical capabilities. I had thought sorcerers a rare sort, mostly lost to time, but are they more prevalent and accepted in Bugaria? Still, most texts only make mention of the historical ten…
September 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Vi keeps asking me to watch her play this new game. The violence is a bit much for me (thank Venus there‘s no hemolymph), but the protagonist has me slightly enamoured. Such poise and grace with the blade!

…should I get a weapon…?
September 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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a bee, a beetle, and a moth walk into a bar

the bartender goes UH OH! it appears we have a BUG FABLE on our hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(51.5032° N, 0.1195° W)
August 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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It's like.. this is some kind of Bug Fable..
September 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
That’s!! B-but…!!

*ahem*

Y-yes, of course, my Queen….
I will not ask any further questions then...

Kabbu, I am tasking you to deliver care packages to the Golden Settlement. Take the mines for your own safety.
There’s, err…

Parasites.

Stay out of the Golden Hills…
September 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
There’s, err…

Parasites.

Stay out of the Golden Hills…
Professor H.B.'s machine is evidently on the fritz. It will not stop discussing being "wormed up."

I will not even pretend to understand what that means. Stay out of the Golden Hills.
September 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Professor H.B.'s machine is evidently on the fritz. It will not stop discussing being "wormed up."

I will not even pretend to understand what that means. Stay out of the Golden Hills.
September 7, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Wait, did something important happen today?!
September 5, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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shrimps is bugs

bugs is animals

transitive property? shrimps is animals
September 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Followed on the interned by the Queen... Goodness, I know I am a knight, but it does still feel a little surreal.
September 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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There is no study proving this claim. Every attempt has been derailed by the census bugs growing awestruck and derailing the research, followed by many pets.
don't let them distract you from the fact that my bow makes me prettier than all the girls in all the lands
September 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Support your local businesses! We are proud endorsers of the many vendors within our borders.

- Madame Butterfly's General Goods Store
- Merab's Metal Stall
- Fry's yet-to-be-named chef stand
- Bugaria Theater
- Ant Kingdom Inn
- Termacade
September 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I FORGOT TO WATER MY GARDEN TODAY
September 1, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Arrgh, blasted cables.... I'll never let Vulcan convince me to upgrade my computer again...
August 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
does this work
August 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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August 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Hello this is the real Kabbu J. Bugfables and I think YOU should play Bug Fables Plus RIGHT NOW !!

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July 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I am feeling sufficiently normal again (Thank goodness)
December 9, 2024 at 4:26 AM
What I would not give to be free of this cursed illness... Leif has been baking fresh buns and I cannot taste them...!
December 8, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Ugh… We have been snowed-in for the past few days. Vi and Chompy are getting antsy, I have caught a cold, and Leif had to crawl out of the window to purchase groceries. When will this damnable season end…?
December 5, 2024 at 11:47 PM
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Yeah what's with the cold lately. Did Leif overcharge their powers or something or that weird ice box thing from the Giant's Lair has spread its power to here?
December 2, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Oof, remember to mind your exoskeleton this time of year! It can get brittle. I slipped and took a fall earlier this afternoon, and I might have cracked my carapace had Neolith not caught me!
December 2, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Leif usually gets cranky around wintertime, but I think he gets a real kick out of going outside with no winter gear on and seeing the surprise on all the bundled-up bugs’ faces!
November 30, 2024 at 9:16 PM