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vexedgloom.bsky.social
Do it, shave Smunge.
vexedgloom.bsky.social
Nah, money's a stupid mortal thing.
vexedgloom.bsky.social
Ionia's boring too. Trust me.
vexedgloom.bsky.social
Mortals are gross.
vexedgloom.bsky.social
Ew, Shadow, they're all getting mushy and crap.
vexedgloom.bsky.social
The robot is emoting.

I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to do that, someone should put it down.
vexedgloom.bsky.social
Yawwwwwwwn.

Good morning.

Wait--

No.

Bad morning.

I mean ... whatever.

Ugh.
vexedgloom.bsky.social
See, that's the solidarity I'm talking about, Sarmch.

I got nothing in common with them either, all rainbows and sunny smiles and junk. Blegh.
vexedgloom.bsky.social
What happened to yordle solidarity or whatever, Smort?
vexedgloom.bsky.social
Come on, Smirt, be cool.

I almost said have a bit of fun, but I didn't, because that's not what this is.
vexedgloom.bsky.social
Alriiiiiiiiight, I see you, stop that.
vexedgloom.bsky.social
Ugh I can already tell it's a happy robot.
vexedgloom.bsky.social
Why's there a tin can walking around?
vexedgloom.bsky.social
Oh, uh, right, I know exactly what you want.

It's just ... I think I know where it is. I'll go get it.

...

Shadow, do you know what we're looking for?
vexedgloom.bsky.social
What is it? Maybe I could get it for you or whatever, you know, no big deal.
vexedgloom.bsky.social
Oh also the wind talks.
vexedgloom.bsky.social
Nah, neither really hold power, they're just really loud about it.
vexedgloom.bsky.social
Maybe I should give Viego a tour. It's a noisy, busy, awful city, I bet he's too busy to explore it all like I did.

I could show him the best places like ...

Like ...

Right, there are no good places here.
vexedgloom.bsky.social
What was that gnarly noise?

Gnarly like, the way it sounded, bones and stuff. Not gnarly like cool. That'd be a lame word to use.

Even if it was kinda cool ...
vexedgloom.bsky.social
Wait go back to ignoring her.

That was funny.

I mean, that didn't suck as much as everything else.