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Vicente L Ruiz 🍏📜🎲🌓
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He/him. Parent. Flash fiction writer. Teacher. Geek. ESP/ENG/VAL. #VSS365. 🍏|✊🏿✊|✍️| 📜🎲🌓
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Celeste dos Cravos (2025), acrylic gouache (+ tiny bit of watercolour) on hot pressed paper (A3)

The traditional version of the illustration I painted digitally last year, now as I had first envisioned it :)
October 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Un artículo de Diario de Burgos argumenta que las puertas de Antonio López para la catedral no serían un problema porque "numerosos templos históricos" han incorporado puertas contemporáneas.

Analicemos los errores y falacias del texto.

HILO🧵
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
The two-pronged attack is perfectly #timed.

"Augh! Okay, okay, I'll feed you two! Let me get your kibble, you starving cats!"

#VSS365
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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this is mesmerizing
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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Seals singing in a sea cave

#Orkney 🦭🎧
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
That's what you've become. A mockery of your former self. No longer #relevant. And all because of that silly youngster, that parvenu, who has stolen the limelight. Your limelight.

That cannot be.

You know it.

You'll have to do something about it.

About him.

Soon.

Very, very soon.

#VSS365
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"You're not a failure. You just have to set yourself small, #achievable goals."

"Such as?"

"Fetch me a beer."

#VSS365
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Si has comprado en el stand de @fandogamia.com a última hora del domingo (con las luces ya medio apagadas), escríbeme porque te has dejado un sobre con unos pendientes en el stand.
Porfi, compartid a ver si lo ve la chica 🫶🏻
November 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This.👇
Journalist challenge: Use “Machine Learning” when you mean machine learning and “LLM” when you mean LLM. Ditch “AI” as a catch-all term, it’s not useful for readers and it helps companies trying to confuse the public by obscuring the roles played by different technologies. 🧪
November 23, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Ah! Han començat ja els campionats del mon de salts d'esquí! 💪⛷️
November 23, 2025 at 12:15 PM
On no hi ha tampoc? No se m'ocorre.. 🤔
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 AM
"No, I didn't say miserable. I said #measurable."

"So..."

"Yes. Barely better."

"Ah."

#VSS365
November 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay, for Trans Day of Remembrance
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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50 años de esta viñeta y sigue de actualidad.
November 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
"Erm... A threesome? Can you be more #specific?"

"Mmm... No."

#VSS365
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Time has changed me.
November 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
The universe is so vast that vast is too small a word to describe it. 😲
This is part of our universe.

An area of sky about the size of a grain of sand held at arm's length.

The spiked features are stars in the Milky Way.

EVERYTHING ELSE IS A GALAXY.
November 21, 2025 at 6:26 AM
No pot ser que siguen capaços de ser cada volta més ruïns. Clar, no ténen vergonya.
November 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
"You're responsible of your #actions."

"So?"

"Did you eat the last chocolate?"

"No."

"Your stained chin betrays you!"

#VSS365
November 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The aliens gave us no real #options. We should have learned from our mistakes and cleaned our act. The fact we didn't know they even existed was immaterial to them.

Now there's but a handful of us.

Always on the run.

#VSS365
November 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"I... I don't know if I can tell #reality from fantasy anymore."

"Oh dear. Are you high again, or have you taken up philosophy again?"

#VSS365
November 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
"What's your #goal?"

"Ah, a simple one: write my #VSS365 on time."

"Well, you're failing again."

"Argh!"

#VSS365
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"Dammit!"

"What's up?"

"Yesterday I was too busy and forgot completely about my #VSS365 story! What a disrespect to the new host!"

"Nah, I'm sure it's no big #issue."

#VSS365
November 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Anit vàrem veure "La invassió dels bàrbars." Hauria de projectar-se a tots els instituts. Ara, és duríssima. Esteu avisats.
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
"All you have to do is find the weakest link in that chain of #transport and severe it."

"Hm... This one. The freighter. Is that a Corellian YT1200? That one."

"Yes. That's correct."

#VSS365
November 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM