VictoriousYankee
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“I’d rather hug a tree than a bank!”
No porn or DMs please…
No porn or DMs please…
Okay, I’m gonna’ say it, Melissa McCarthy is the best SNL guest host.
She is so good in sketches.
She is so good in sketches.
December 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Okay, I’m gonna’ say it, Melissa McCarthy is the best SNL guest host.
She is so good in sketches.
She is so good in sketches.
Drug boats don’t have 11 people on them.
They are packed with as much Coke as they can carry
There is a driver and a guy riding shotgun.
Maybe two riding shotgun, at most.
Certainly not ten extra full grown men bogging down their Go Fast Boat.
None of the rapist kings’ toadies’ excuses hold water.
They are packed with as much Coke as they can carry
There is a driver and a guy riding shotgun.
Maybe two riding shotgun, at most.
Certainly not ten extra full grown men bogging down their Go Fast Boat.
None of the rapist kings’ toadies’ excuses hold water.
December 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Drug boats don’t have 11 people on them.
They are packed with as much Coke as they can carry
There is a driver and a guy riding shotgun.
Maybe two riding shotgun, at most.
Certainly not ten extra full grown men bogging down their Go Fast Boat.
None of the rapist kings’ toadies’ excuses hold water.
They are packed with as much Coke as they can carry
There is a driver and a guy riding shotgun.
Maybe two riding shotgun, at most.
Certainly not ten extra full grown men bogging down their Go Fast Boat.
None of the rapist kings’ toadies’ excuses hold water.
King rapey:
“I raped a lot of little girls on Epstein’s island so I’m gonna’ need a lot of help distracting the maga apes.”
tom cotton:
“It will be my honor, your majesty. I’ll go on all the Sunday shows and behave like a nazi!”
King rapey:
“Thank you, serf.”
“I raped a lot of little girls on Epstein’s island so I’m gonna’ need a lot of help distracting the maga apes.”
tom cotton:
“It will be my honor, your majesty. I’ll go on all the Sunday shows and behave like a nazi!”
King rapey:
“Thank you, serf.”
December 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
King rapey:
“I raped a lot of little girls on Epstein’s island so I’m gonna’ need a lot of help distracting the maga apes.”
tom cotton:
“It will be my honor, your majesty. I’ll go on all the Sunday shows and behave like a nazi!”
King rapey:
“Thank you, serf.”
“I raped a lot of little girls on Epstein’s island so I’m gonna’ need a lot of help distracting the maga apes.”
tom cotton:
“It will be my honor, your majesty. I’ll go on all the Sunday shows and behave like a nazi!”
King rapey:
“Thank you, serf.”
500,000 fewer Canadian tourists flew into The United States last month.
Border towns that rely on Canadian tourists driving across the border have seen their business drop by a whopping 75% over last year.
This is why us clean Americans don’t vote for mentally derective maga christian trash!
Border towns that rely on Canadian tourists driving across the border have seen their business drop by a whopping 75% over last year.
This is why us clean Americans don’t vote for mentally derective maga christian trash!
December 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
500,000 fewer Canadian tourists flew into The United States last month.
Border towns that rely on Canadian tourists driving across the border have seen their business drop by a whopping 75% over last year.
This is why us clean Americans don’t vote for mentally derective maga christian trash!
Border towns that rely on Canadian tourists driving across the border have seen their business drop by a whopping 75% over last year.
This is why us clean Americans don’t vote for mentally derective maga christian trash!
Wow!!!
FIFA doesn’t not give a fuck about its reputation around the world does it?
FIFA just gave a “peace prize” to a child rapist who has been slaughtering Venezuelan fishermen with relish for months now.
A sick part of me kind of respects FIFA’s complete and utter disregard for our disgust.
FIFA doesn’t not give a fuck about its reputation around the world does it?
FIFA just gave a “peace prize” to a child rapist who has been slaughtering Venezuelan fishermen with relish for months now.
A sick part of me kind of respects FIFA’s complete and utter disregard for our disgust.
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December 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Wow!!!
FIFA doesn’t not give a fuck about its reputation around the world does it?
FIFA just gave a “peace prize” to a child rapist who has been slaughtering Venezuelan fishermen with relish for months now.
A sick part of me kind of respects FIFA’s complete and utter disregard for our disgust.
FIFA doesn’t not give a fuck about its reputation around the world does it?
FIFA just gave a “peace prize” to a child rapist who has been slaughtering Venezuelan fishermen with relish for months now.
A sick part of me kind of respects FIFA’s complete and utter disregard for our disgust.
Hey, let’s tell king rapey that when he releases the full unredacted Epstein files, he’ll win the Nobel Prize for literature.
It will work!
It will work!
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December 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Hey, let’s tell king rapey that when he releases the full unredacted Epstein files, he’ll win the Nobel Prize for literature.
It will work!
It will work!
The DC pipe bomber has been arrested!
Turns out it is just another violent animalistic supporter of our filthy rapist king.
I bet it is a theist too…
Turns out it is just another violent animalistic supporter of our filthy rapist king.
I bet it is a theist too…
December 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The DC pipe bomber has been arrested!
Turns out it is just another violent animalistic supporter of our filthy rapist king.
I bet it is a theist too…
Turns out it is just another violent animalistic supporter of our filthy rapist king.
I bet it is a theist too…
Matthew 19:21
Jesus said, If you want to be complete, go, sell what you own, and give the money to the poor. Then you will have treasure in heaven. And come follow me.
There are LITERALLY hundreds of millions of self professed christians in this country yet, has anyone ever heard of one doing this?
Jesus said, If you want to be complete, go, sell what you own, and give the money to the poor. Then you will have treasure in heaven. And come follow me.
There are LITERALLY hundreds of millions of self professed christians in this country yet, has anyone ever heard of one doing this?
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Matthew 19:21
Jesus said, If you want to be complete, go, sell what you own, and give the money to the poor. Then you will have treasure in heaven. And come follow me.
There are LITERALLY hundreds of millions of self professed christians in this country yet, has anyone ever heard of one doing this?
Jesus said, If you want to be complete, go, sell what you own, and give the money to the poor. Then you will have treasure in heaven. And come follow me.
There are LITERALLY hundreds of millions of self professed christians in this country yet, has anyone ever heard of one doing this?
Hey, cheryl hines, looks like your mentally defective, drug addled, road kill eating, adulterer husband is trading up.
You got too old, kitten, so you gotta’ go!
You got too old, kitten, so you gotta’ go!
December 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Hey, cheryl hines, looks like your mentally defective, drug addled, road kill eating, adulterer husband is trading up.
You got too old, kitten, so you gotta’ go!
You got too old, kitten, so you gotta’ go!
King rapey:
“The pressure is really on me with this Epstein files shit. I need one of you peasants to distract my apish base.”
rfk jr:
“I could release the texts and email messages between me and this skank I’ve been schtooping lately. It might distract your chimpanzee base”.
King rapey:
“YES!”
“The pressure is really on me with this Epstein files shit. I need one of you peasants to distract my apish base.”
rfk jr:
“I could release the texts and email messages between me and this skank I’ve been schtooping lately. It might distract your chimpanzee base”.
King rapey:
“YES!”
December 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
King rapey:
“The pressure is really on me with this Epstein files shit. I need one of you peasants to distract my apish base.”
rfk jr:
“I could release the texts and email messages between me and this skank I’ve been schtooping lately. It might distract your chimpanzee base”.
King rapey:
“YES!”
“The pressure is really on me with this Epstein files shit. I need one of you peasants to distract my apish base.”
rfk jr:
“I could release the texts and email messages between me and this skank I’ve been schtooping lately. It might distract your chimpanzee base”.
King rapey:
“YES!”
Do you think cheryl hines and olivia nuzzi are BFFs?
December 7, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Do you think cheryl hines and olivia nuzzi are BFFs?
Come on, king rapey, cut your uneducated, mongrel, rural supporters some slack.
Those pathetic pieces of shit have to defend this?
They have to say, out loud, to other adults, “no, the FIFA Peace Prize is totally real”.
Haven’t those pathetic unAmerican losers been through enough already?
Those pathetic pieces of shit have to defend this?
They have to say, out loud, to other adults, “no, the FIFA Peace Prize is totally real”.
Haven’t those pathetic unAmerican losers been through enough already?
December 7, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Come on, king rapey, cut your uneducated, mongrel, rural supporters some slack.
Those pathetic pieces of shit have to defend this?
They have to say, out loud, to other adults, “no, the FIFA Peace Prize is totally real”.
Haven’t those pathetic unAmerican losers been through enough already?
Those pathetic pieces of shit have to defend this?
They have to say, out loud, to other adults, “no, the FIFA Peace Prize is totally real”.
Haven’t those pathetic unAmerican losers been through enough already?
Do you think there is anyplace in king rapey’s plaques addled brain that makes him feel embarrassed or ashamed for accepting this obviously fake award?
Or is his malformed deviant brain that far gone?
Or is his malformed deviant brain that far gone?
December 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Do you think there is anyplace in king rapey’s plaques addled brain that makes him feel embarrassed or ashamed for accepting this obviously fake award?
Or is his malformed deviant brain that far gone?
Or is his malformed deviant brain that far gone?
And the winner of the 2025 FIFA Award for Chemistry and Physics will be announced next week.
December 7, 2025 at 12:43 PM
And the winner of the 2025 FIFA Award for Chemistry and Physics will be announced next week.
The Ignobel peace prize…
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December 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
The Ignobel peace prize…
www.bbc.com/news/world-l...
Referee decapitated
www.esquire.com/sports/news/...
Referee murder over red card
www.cnn.com/2016/02/16/f...
Referee shot and dismembered.
Yes, world soccer and peace are practically synonymous!!!
Referee decapitated
www.esquire.com/sports/news/...
Referee murder over red card
www.cnn.com/2016/02/16/f...
Referee shot and dismembered.
Yes, world soccer and peace are practically synonymous!!!
December 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
www.bbc.com/news/world-l...
Referee decapitated
www.esquire.com/sports/news/...
Referee murder over red card
www.cnn.com/2016/02/16/f...
Referee shot and dismembered.
Yes, world soccer and peace are practically synonymous!!!
Referee decapitated
www.esquire.com/sports/news/...
Referee murder over red card
www.cnn.com/2016/02/16/f...
Referee shot and dismembered.
Yes, world soccer and peace are practically synonymous!!!
‘Pluribus’ is fast becoming Must See TV.
December 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
‘Pluribus’ is fast becoming Must See TV.
Next up is a Purple Heart from Coca-Cola and a Medal of Honor from Macdonald’s.
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December 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Next up is a Purple Heart from Coca-Cola and a Medal of Honor from Macdonald’s.
After receiving the FIFA peace prize king rapey checked his dick.
As suspected it’s still not larger than President Obama’s schlong.
And let’s face it, that’s all that matters to the maga alphas and their unsatisfied wives…
As suspected it’s still not larger than President Obama’s schlong.
And let’s face it, that’s all that matters to the maga alphas and their unsatisfied wives…
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
After receiving the FIFA peace prize king rapey checked his dick.
As suspected it’s still not larger than President Obama’s schlong.
And let’s face it, that’s all that matters to the maga alphas and their unsatisfied wives…
As suspected it’s still not larger than President Obama’s schlong.
And let’s face it, that’s all that matters to the maga alphas and their unsatisfied wives…
I tried to stay off the Internet this weekend for my mental health but then my wife told me king rapey got his participation peace prize and I had to see for myself.
I mean… what a sad and pathetic mental case our child raping king is.
I mean… what a sad and pathetic mental case our child raping king is.
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December 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I tried to stay off the Internet this weekend for my mental health but then my wife told me king rapey got his participation peace prize and I had to see for myself.
I mean… what a sad and pathetic mental case our child raping king is.
I mean… what a sad and pathetic mental case our child raping king is.
For the last time, The United States Postal System did not post a $6 billion loss last year because The United States Postal System is not a for profit endeavor.
It is a service our Government provides to her people.
Just like the U.S. military didn’t post a $900 billion loss last year.
It is a service our Government provides to her people.
Just like the U.S. military didn’t post a $900 billion loss last year.
December 5, 2025 at 11:48 AM
For the last time, The United States Postal System did not post a $6 billion loss last year because The United States Postal System is not a for profit endeavor.
It is a service our Government provides to her people.
Just like the U.S. military didn’t post a $900 billion loss last year.
It is a service our Government provides to her people.
Just like the U.S. military didn’t post a $900 billion loss last year.
Wake up, Governor Newsome!
King rapey’s federalist society scotus court just said that the child shooting apes in unAmerican texas can redraw their congressional maps so, it’s time to redraw California’s to offset texas trash!!!
King rapey’s federalist society scotus court just said that the child shooting apes in unAmerican texas can redraw their congressional maps so, it’s time to redraw California’s to offset texas trash!!!
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December 5, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Wake up, Governor Newsome!
King rapey’s federalist society scotus court just said that the child shooting apes in unAmerican texas can redraw their congressional maps so, it’s time to redraw California’s to offset texas trash!!!
King rapey’s federalist society scotus court just said that the child shooting apes in unAmerican texas can redraw their congressional maps so, it’s time to redraw California’s to offset texas trash!!!
Following the news that the grand jury refused to indict her, Letitia James said,
“Release the Epstein Files!”
“Release the Epstein Files!”
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Following the news that the grand jury refused to indict her, Letitia James said,
“Release the Epstein Files!”
“Release the Epstein Files!”
Letitia James beat king rapey again!
Somebody get the sponge.
There’s ketchup on the walls of The White House.
Somebody get the sponge.
There’s ketchup on the walls of The White House.
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Letitia James beat king rapey again!
Somebody get the sponge.
There’s ketchup on the walls of The White House.
Somebody get the sponge.
There’s ketchup on the walls of The White House.
Hey, maga alphas, Letitia James just beat your king again!
Ha, ha, ha your king lost to a girl.
Ha, ha, ha your king lost to a girl.
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December 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Hey, maga alphas, Letitia James just beat your king again!
Ha, ha, ha your king lost to a girl.
Ha, ha, ha your king lost to a girl.