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Damn, Crystal Palace was tough!

Great win!
December 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM
So, the Brown University mass murder was another white American doooood from another red-christian state!
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December 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Sorry, I keep forgetting, what do HMOs actually do?

HMOs don’t diagnose patients.
They don’t operate on patients.
They don’t care for convalescing patients.

They don’t really do anything but deny claims to make money!

HMOs are exactly like the Mafia!
December 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The bad guy with the gun was stopped by a good guy with no gun!
December 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Reminder:
No HMO ever made a penny providing healthcare!

HMOs make ALL their money, 100% of it, by denying healthcare.

QED!
December 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I’m not calling for violence of any kind but we all know that the only way our gun laws are going to change is if one of these tragedies happens in boardroom with billionaires being chopped into hamburger by an assault rifle wielding asshole.

We don’t care if kids get killed but billionaires?
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December 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Never forget, the maga christians’ solution to mass school shootings was bullet proof books and bullet proof backpacks.

These fucking theists are fucking psychotic!

It’s high time we all recognize this fact!
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
There’s a place near us that does great Fish and Chips.
Last year one order cost $9.99.
This past Friday it cost $13.99.

Now I’m no mathematician but $13.99 appears to be quite a bit larger than $9.99.

Can any of you maga mathematicians explain this to me.

Use your words…
December 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The best evidence showing that king rapey is a russian asset is that he is a complete fuck up… just like the fucking russians themselves.

Ha, ha, ha hey, everyone, hold up your cutting edge russian made smartphones and laptops.

Our mentally enfeebled rapist king is the perfect russian asset.
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December 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
You can be a christian or a maga.

You can’t be both.

Goes against the laws of both Quantum Mechanics and General Relativity.
December 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Now imagine if twitchy musk, greasy theil, mumbly zuck and creepy bezos had charisma.

Imagine how fucked we’d be then.

We should all be thankful that these maga apes are vile.

miller, bannon, king rapey, bamm-bamm greene, leavitt, bondi, vance etc. are all oleaginous unAmerican sludge.
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December 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
They’re not Measles!

They’re Liberty Lesions!
December 13, 2025 at 1:16 PM
MEASLES!!!!

FUCKING MEASLES!!!
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December 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Dear, sydney sweeney, when we see you now all we see is an innocent person having their head slammed into the pavement by a nazi ICE agent.
We see a swastika now.
We see someone raping a little girl on a tropical island now.

Your career is finished and it’s all thanks to your WHITE PRIDE!

Twit!
December 13, 2025 at 12:10 PM
We are sorry, world but our christian population has to satisfy its monstrous blood lust again.

Don’t be too hard on us, though.

Your christians have all done this too.
European history is soaked in christian blood.

It’s our curse I guess.
Every once in a while, the Jesus folks need BLOOD!!!🩸
December 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Even their mascot is unAmerican.
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December 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
If you primitive maga losers actually believed king rapey when he told you he had a healthcare plan, for you rodents, you need to remove your heads from your asses and grow the fuck up.

The gop elites are just using you pathetic rubes.

When are you sad, book banning chimps going to catch on?
December 13, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Ten minutes ago the google ai stated that it was NOT liam neeson in the rfk anti-vax documentary.

Now that very same google ai states that it is in fact liam neeson in the rfk anti-vax documentary.
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December 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
We finished our holiday shopping.

Not a single item purchased on amazon!

We feel pretty good about that.
December 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Lots of BlueSky accounts hawking an awful lot of amazon shit on my feed today.

My BLOCKING finger is worn down to the nub.
December 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Is the “liam neeson narrated an anti-vax documentary with rfk” real or bullshit?

I’ve been online trying to verify (admittedly after believing it for an hour) and there seems to be conflicting accounts.
December 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
You know what the tech bro freaks can never stop us from doing?
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December 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
There were a few shows on Disney, Hulu and Amazon Prime that we really liked but we canceled all three services after the election.
We miss them for sure but, we got over it.
Be part of the resistance.
Disney used to be a haven for creatives.
Now it uses them like unwitting slaves.
Boycott Disney!
December 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Do you think bob iger has any idea what unspeakable obscenities sora ai users are about to subject Mickey and the gang to?
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December 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM