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No porn or DMs please…
Dear, maga Hollywood executives, we know what you’re trying to do.
You’re trying to force your stunted fascist maga views onto those of us who read, by buying up all the studios and streaming services.

You’re rich enough for sure but here’s the thing, tricking maga apes is easy.

Tricking us ain’t.
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December 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
New Rule:
Epstein is dead and buried.
Going forward, let’s refer to his files as the “Child Rape-Camp” files.

That is what we are talking about here!

The island was a well funded, well used, CHILD RAPE-CAMP!
December 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Okay, last time, we Democrats do not give a flying rat’s fat ass if rich famous Democrats get caught up in the Epstein file fallout.

I mean we’re talking about a child rape camp here!!!

CHILD
RAPE
CAMP!!!

Democrats do not care who was there.

Hang ‘em ALL!!!
December 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Bari Weiss, your king is biggly pissed at you and your news team.

Quick slap together something shiny and calm it an award.
December 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
King rapey:
“Alright nothing is distracting the maga apes from the Epstein files. I need new distractions now!”

Duffy:
“How about fashion nazis and gymnasiums in all the airports?”

King rapey:
“Do it!”
December 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
King rapey is biggly mad at cbs news, 60 minutes and the executives.

That can mean only one thing; king rapey is about to win the highly coveted cbs-news prize for particle physics.
December 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Wow… cbs news and 60 minutes have also been sacrificed at the alter of fox state tv.

Two more dead decaying husks to toss on the pyre.
December 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Hurry off to work, Blue-State Makers.

It seems king rapey is planning on giving those pathetic, uneducated, rural maga farmer bums another $12 billion in Blue-State tax revenues to the whiney, proud, ignorant, SOCIALIST farming fucks!

The red-state pigs are back at the trough filled by your taxes!
December 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Hilariously the only people dumb enough to swallow sydney sweeney’s recent comment on her nazi genes ad are other moronically ignorant maga pieces of shit like her.

And that won’t help her floundering box office returns at all…
December 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Don’t worry, sydney sweeney.
There’s always The Hallmark Channel.

You can still have a long career saving christmas in an inappropriately low cut Mrs. Claus dress and hooker boots.
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
"Sydney Sweeney Shares Emotional Response to Controversial American Eagle Jeans Ad In An Attempt To Turn Around Her Disastrous String Of Box Office Disasters!”
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December 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Still not a single boss, who broke the law by hiring undocumented workers, has been arrested or questioned.

They come here to work.
They are hired by employers to work.

THIS TOO IS A CRIME!

All employers who’ve hired undocumented workers should be subject to the same draconian punishment.
December 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
There are two types of people in the world:
The kind that thinks KISS is an important band and the kind who are the fully formed adults.
December 8, 2025 at 1:13 PM
As it stand now tens of thousands of undocumented workers have been brutalized, tortured and imprisoned by the christians.

But to date, not a single boss, who illegally hired these folks to skirt federal employment laws, has even been questioned.

Not a single one.
December 8, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Dear ICE assholes.
You might wear masks as you nazi up America but you are also being paid by Uncle Sam so we know exactly who you are.
We know where you live and when the king is gone, you will have to answer for your crimes against humanity.
December 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
“The deviant king was nestled all snug in its cabinet meeting;
While visions of pre-pubescent girls danced in its head… “
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December 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Honestly, if it weren’t for Keith Olbermann I’d have had no idea that pathetic benighted cnn whore jake tapper was defending our mentally enfeebled child raping king again.

The only cnn shit I watch these days, are 2 minute clips here on BlueSky.
December 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Turns out there is very little difference between jake tapper and your average inbred, uneducated, rural, maga ape from shithole allerbammer or missersipper.
December 8, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Every time harrison butker misses a field goal a Drag Queen gets their wings…
December 8, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Mrs. Butler, be in your guard.
When rural maga apes, like your first husband, have bad days, they always take it out on their trad wives.
Be careful.
Christians are a violent lot!
December 8, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Okay, I’m gonna’ say it, Melissa McCarthy is the best SNL guest host.

She is so good in sketches.
December 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Drug boats don’t have 11 people on them.
They are packed with as much Coke as they can carry

There is a driver and a guy riding shotgun.
Maybe two riding shotgun, at most.
Certainly not ten extra full grown men bogging down their Go Fast Boat.

None of the rapist kings’ toadies’ excuses hold water.
December 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
King rapey:
“I raped a lot of little girls on Epstein’s island so I’m gonna’ need a lot of help distracting the maga apes.”

tom cotton:
“It will be my honor, your majesty. I’ll go on all the Sunday shows and behave like a nazi!”

King rapey:
“Thank you, serf.”
December 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
500,000 fewer Canadian tourists flew into The United States last month.

Border towns that rely on Canadian tourists driving across the border have seen their business drop by a whopping 75% over last year.

This is why us clean Americans don’t vote for mentally derective maga christian trash!
December 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Wow!!!

FIFA doesn’t not give a fuck about its reputation around the world does it?

FIFA just gave a “peace prize” to a child rapist who has been slaughtering Venezuelan fishermen with relish for months now.

A sick part of me kind of respects FIFA’s complete and utter disregard for our disgust.
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December 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM