Christian 💘💌
@vidalporter.bsky.social
I love books and queer art. I teach grammar, but I'll never correct yours. He/him 🌈
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Christian 💘💌
@vidalporter.bsky.social
· Nov 23
Reintroduction Thread:
Name: Christian
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Orlando, Florida USA
Interests: Gay Stuff/ Books/ Theater/ Drag/ Drag Race/ Jane Austen/ My Top 500 current crushes
Vocation: ESL Teacher/ Grammarian / Bon Vivant
Name: Christian
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Orlando, Florida USA
Interests: Gay Stuff/ Books/ Theater/ Drag/ Drag Race/ Jane Austen/ My Top 500 current crushes
Vocation: ESL Teacher/ Grammarian / Bon Vivant
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It hurts me so much that Hudson and Connor know what eachother taste like and I don’t know what either of them taste like 😖
February 11, 2026 at 9:04 AM
It hurts me so much that Hudson and Connor know what eachother taste like and I don’t know what either of them taste like 😖
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I am so curious about how one discovers a flair for the luge.
February 11, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I am so curious about how one discovers a flair for the luge.
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Bad Bunny halftime show: 128.2 milion viewers
Kid Rock halftime show: 6.1 million viewers
"Culture war" may be a misnomer, honestly.
Kid Rock halftime show: 6.1 million viewers
"Culture war" may be a misnomer, honestly.
February 11, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Bad Bunny halftime show: 128.2 milion viewers
Kid Rock halftime show: 6.1 million viewers
"Culture war" may be a misnomer, honestly.
Kid Rock halftime show: 6.1 million viewers
"Culture war" may be a misnomer, honestly.
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🚨 One of my skeets broke containment 🚨 (at least it's not about politics)
February 10, 2026 at 11:08 PM
🚨 One of my skeets broke containment 🚨 (at least it's not about politics)
I decided to finally try chili crisp a while back. I bought a jar two weeks ago and it's almost gone. Okay, I totally get the hype.
February 10, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I decided to finally try chili crisp a while back. I bought a jar two weeks ago and it's almost gone. Okay, I totally get the hype.
Omg my boyfriend Jonathan Groff is on Good Hang this week!
a man in a green shirt is standing in a crowd of people
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February 10, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Omg my boyfriend Jonathan Groff is on Good Hang this week!
My students talk about the US in such a positive way, sometimes in ways that I've never felt in my life. (These are the same people the current regime are trying to get rid of, btw.) The only thing they universally complain about: our healthcare system.
February 10, 2026 at 4:28 PM
My students talk about the US in such a positive way, sometimes in ways that I've never felt in my life. (These are the same people the current regime are trying to get rid of, btw.) The only thing they universally complain about: our healthcare system.
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February 10, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Yourself, but as a cartoon
February 10, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Yourself, but as a cartoon
I almost forgot: Bad Bunny and I have the same birthday. He's a soft Pisces boy like yours truly.
a man with curly hair is drinking from a coconut with a pink umbrella in his mouth
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February 10, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I almost forgot: Bad Bunny and I have the same birthday. He's a soft Pisces boy like yours truly.
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MAGA: "I didn't enjoy Bad Bunny's performance because it wasn't in English.
MAGA in the 80s: "Neun und neunzig Luftballoons..."
MAGA in the 80s: "Neun und neunzig Luftballoons..."
a person standing in a field with 99 luftballons written on the top
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February 9, 2026 at 2:58 PM
MAGA: "I didn't enjoy Bad Bunny's performance because it wasn't in English.
MAGA in the 80s: "Neun und neunzig Luftballoons..."
MAGA in the 80s: "Neun und neunzig Luftballoons..."
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Being regular weird isn't impressive anymore. People got used to it. But being weird weird, they never see it coming.
February 10, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Being regular weird isn't impressive anymore. People got used to it. But being weird weird, they never see it coming.
Shake your bon-bon, shake your bon-bon, shake your bon-bonnnnnn...
February 10, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Shake your bon-bon, shake your bon-bon, shake your bon-bonnnnnn...
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the primary reason rightwingers will never control culture is because everything they do is hinged upon it being a reaction to the broader culture. the TPUSA half time event would not exist without it being a representation of their grievences
February 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
the primary reason rightwingers will never control culture is because everything they do is hinged upon it being a reaction to the broader culture. the TPUSA half time event would not exist without it being a representation of their grievences
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
Dorinda Medley was always the better choice over Jill Z@rin.
a woman says " you 've got the wrong audience here " in front of a real housewives logo
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February 9, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Dorinda Medley was always the better choice over Jill Z@rin.
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Yeah, it wasn't super political that he brought out Ricky Martin to sing a song about not wanting PR to get turned into a hollowed out husk because of gentrification and tourism. Nothing political about him showing the Bourica diaspora. Or having two dudes dance. Or saying we're ALL Americans. Nope.
February 9, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Yeah, it wasn't super political that he brought out Ricky Martin to sing a song about not wanting PR to get turned into a hollowed out husk because of gentrification and tourism. Nothing political about him showing the Bourica diaspora. Or having two dudes dance. Or saying we're ALL Americans. Nope.
Post a banger that isn't in English. (Lots of people don't know Mika regularly sings in French)
youtu.be/_MPtXUeUznY?...
youtu.be/_MPtXUeUznY?...
February 9, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Post a banger that isn't in English. (Lots of people don't know Mika regularly sings in French)
youtu.be/_MPtXUeUznY?...
youtu.be/_MPtXUeUznY?...
MAGA: "I didn't enjoy Bad Bunny's performance because it wasn't in English.
MAGA in the 80s: "Neun und neunzig Luftballoons..."
MAGA in the 80s: "Neun und neunzig Luftballoons..."
a person standing in a field with 99 luftballons written on the top
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February 9, 2026 at 2:58 PM
MAGA: "I didn't enjoy Bad Bunny's performance because it wasn't in English.
MAGA in the 80s: "Neun und neunzig Luftballoons..."
MAGA in the 80s: "Neun und neunzig Luftballoons..."
Monday is feeling extra Monday today
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Monday is feeling extra Monday today
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Now I don’t have to hear about the Super Bowl for another year
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Now I don’t have to hear about the Super Bowl for another year
Me: C7
You: Excuse me?
Me: I'm sorry. I thought this was a vending machine because you look like a snack...
You: Excuse me?
Me: I'm sorry. I thought this was a vending machine because you look like a snack...
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Me: C7
You: Excuse me?
Me: I'm sorry. I thought this was a vending machine because you look like a snack...
You: Excuse me?
Me: I'm sorry. I thought this was a vending machine because you look like a snack...
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