Christian ๐๐
@vidalporter.bsky.social
I love books and queer art. I teach grammar, but I'll never correct yours. He/him ๐
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Happy Darwin Day!
a man and a woman are sitting in the back seat of a car with the words have you ever heard of charles darwin
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting in the back seat of a car with the words have you ever heard of charles darwin
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February 12, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Happy Darwin Day!
Apparently Dorinda is replacing Jill. Maybe I will actually watch
Dorinda Medley was always the better choice over Jill Z@rin.
a woman says " you 've got the wrong audience here " in front of a real housewives logo
ALT: a woman says " you 've got the wrong audience here " in front of a real housewives logo
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February 11, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Apparently Dorinda is replacing Jill. Maybe I will actually watch
Since Pam Bondi is in the news, a story: a friend of mine worked at a local PBS station during Trump 1. She would use the station for all her media appearances. She apparently travels with this gaggle of Karens like a middle-aged sorority.
February 11, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Since Pam Bondi is in the news, a story: a friend of mine worked at a local PBS station during Trump 1. She would use the station for all her media appearances. She apparently travels with this gaggle of Karens like a middle-aged sorority.
I feel Millennial avoiding AI because we seem to hate it the most.
February 11, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I feel Millennial avoiding AI because we seem to hate it the most.
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I can't even say I feel "boomer" for avoiding AI at all costs. It's the colleagues older than me that seem the most excited to use & invest in it.
February 11, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I can't even say I feel "boomer" for avoiding AI at all costs. It's the colleagues older than me that seem the most excited to use & invest in it.
A reminder that us queers in Florida hated her way back in 2013 when she blocked marriage equality as our AG. I can't wait to see her behind bars.
I know we dream a lot about the Big Beautiful Obituary, but the day Pam Bondi gets imprisoned for life for her role in facilitating the coverup of the biggest child sex trafficking scandal in US history is also going to be a very good day
February 11, 2026 at 6:28 PM
A reminder that us queers in Florida hated her way back in 2013 when she blocked marriage equality as our AG. I can't wait to see her behind bars.
I'll block you if you have "No DMs" in your bio. You can just turn them off. This isn't X, people.
February 11, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I'll block you if you have "No DMs" in your bio. You can just turn them off. This isn't X, people.
I used to like to complain that Presidents Day is a fake holiday because no one I knew had the day off. However, I finally know someone who has Monday off: Me! ๐
February 11, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I used to like to complain that Presidents Day is a fake holiday because no one I knew had the day off. However, I finally know someone who has Monday off: Me! ๐
Imagine telling someone in 2010 that one day Donald Trump would be a two term president. The future is far from settled.
February 11, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Imagine telling someone in 2010 that one day Donald Trump would be a two term president. The future is far from settled.
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It hurts me so much that Hudson and Connor know what eachother taste like and I donโt know what either of them taste like ๐
February 11, 2026 at 9:04 AM
It hurts me so much that Hudson and Connor know what eachother taste like and I donโt know what either of them taste like ๐
The Gilded Age but the rich hate spending money
February 11, 2026 at 12:44 PM
The Gilded Age but the rich hate spending money
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I am so curious about how one discovers a flair for the luge.
February 11, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I am so curious about how one discovers a flair for the luge.
Sure, why not?
February 11, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Sure, why not?
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Bad Bunny halftime show: 128.2 milion viewers
Kid Rock halftime show: 6.1 million viewers
"Culture war" may be a misnomer, honestly.
Kid Rock halftime show: 6.1 million viewers
"Culture war" may be a misnomer, honestly.
February 11, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Bad Bunny halftime show: 128.2 milion viewers
Kid Rock halftime show: 6.1 million viewers
"Culture war" may be a misnomer, honestly.
Kid Rock halftime show: 6.1 million viewers
"Culture war" may be a misnomer, honestly.
I loved Vs S2 because I loved La Grande Dame on France. The chemistry of this season is so odd. There is a lot of chaotic energy
February 11, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I loved Vs S2 because I loved La Grande Dame on France. The chemistry of this season is so odd. There is a lot of chaotic energy
Oh I will try that!
February 10, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Oh I will try that!
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๐จ One of my skeets broke containment ๐จ (at least it's not about politics)
February 10, 2026 at 11:08 PM
๐จ One of my skeets broke containment ๐จ (at least it's not about politics)
Lao Ganma, with the frowning lady. ๐
February 10, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Lao Ganma, with the frowning lady. ๐
I find it in Asian grocery stores but I guess it's becoming more popular so probably?
February 10, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I find it in Asian grocery stores but I guess it's becoming more popular so probably?
Ooooo, thanks
February 10, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Ooooo, thanks
Morning, hotness
February 10, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Morning, hotness
I decided to finally try chili crisp a while back. I bought a jar two weeks ago and it's almost gone. Okay, I totally get the hype.
February 10, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I decided to finally try chili crisp a while back. I bought a jar two weeks ago and it's almost gone. Okay, I totally get the hype.
