Christian 💘💌
@vidalporter.bsky.social
I love books and queer art. I teach grammar, but I'll never correct yours. He/him 🌈
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Christian 💘💌
@vidalporter.bsky.social
· Nov 23
Reintroduction Thread:
Name: Christian
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Orlando, Florida USA
Interests: Gay Stuff/ Books/ Theater/ Drag/ Drag Race/ Jane Austen/ My Top 500 current crushes
Vocation: ESL Teacher/ Grammarian / Bon Vivant
Name: Christian
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Orlando, Florida USA
Interests: Gay Stuff/ Books/ Theater/ Drag/ Drag Race/ Jane Austen/ My Top 500 current crushes
Vocation: ESL Teacher/ Grammarian / Bon Vivant
My birthday is next month and I always try to plan something, but I am at a serious loss what to do this year.
February 8, 2026 at 1:33 AM
My birthday is next month and I always try to plan something, but I am at a serious loss what to do this year.
Barney and the kids programming that followed broke people's brains. Kids shows used to always throw in jokes to keep adults engaged.
"Tell me you know nothing about the Muppets without telling me you know nothing about the Muppets."
February 8, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Barney and the kids programming that followed broke people's brains. Kids shows used to always throw in jokes to keep adults engaged.
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Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“I invite you now to rise in body and/or spirit and we’ll sing together…”
“I invite you now to rise in body and/or spirit and we’ll sing together…”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
‘Sorry, couldn’t get off mute.’
‘Sorry, couldn’t get off mute.’
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Wow, that IS fucked up!” 😂
“Wow, that IS fucked up!” 😂
February 7, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“I invite you now to rise in body and/or spirit and we’ll sing together…”
“I invite you now to rise in body and/or spirit and we’ll sing together…”
My dream list of hosts for future Muppet Show specials.
February 7, 2026 at 9:02 PM
My dream list of hosts for future Muppet Show specials.
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all i want for valentines is
February 7, 2026 at 7:32 PM
all i want for valentines is
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guys this is my friend she was robbed last night by SIX different women last night in broad daylight where she was robbed in an act of robbery so pls keep her in your thoughts #dragrace
February 7, 2026 at 5:30 PM
guys this is my friend she was robbed last night by SIX different women last night in broad daylight where she was robbed in an act of robbery so pls keep her in your thoughts #dragrace
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It's a week until Valentine's Day!
February 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It's a week until Valentine's Day!
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"I wish I could give you a trick or hint to remember it, but you just have to memorize it."
"I wish I could give you a trick or hint to remember it, but you just have to memorize it."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"And how does that make your feel?"
"And how does that make your feel?"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"How many sig-figs should we round our answer to?"
"How many sig-figs should we round our answer to?"
February 7, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"I wish I could give you a trick or hint to remember it, but you just have to memorize it."
"I wish I could give you a trick or hint to remember it, but you just have to memorize it."
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Urgent mutual aid need:
$620 for rent to keep a family in their home, including kids of parents who were taken by 🧊
If you can help please DM me and I'll send you my Venmo, PayPal, Apple Pay, whatever
$620 for rent to keep a family in their home, including kids of parents who were taken by 🧊
If you can help please DM me and I'll send you my Venmo, PayPal, Apple Pay, whatever
February 7, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Urgent mutual aid need:
$620 for rent to keep a family in their home, including kids of parents who were taken by 🧊
If you can help please DM me and I'll send you my Venmo, PayPal, Apple Pay, whatever
$620 for rent to keep a family in their home, including kids of parents who were taken by 🧊
If you can help please DM me and I'll send you my Venmo, PayPal, Apple Pay, whatever
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There are so many gay and gay-adjacent community activities to get involved in if you actually want to. Board games, film clubs, foodie culture, nude drawing groups, yoga, sports, etc.
My thinking is that the community activity of choice for a lot of these online complainers is complaining online.
My thinking is that the community activity of choice for a lot of these online complainers is complaining online.
February 7, 2026 at 5:18 PM
There are so many gay and gay-adjacent community activities to get involved in if you actually want to. Board games, film clubs, foodie culture, nude drawing groups, yoga, sports, etc.
My thinking is that the community activity of choice for a lot of these online complainers is complaining online.
My thinking is that the community activity of choice for a lot of these online complainers is complaining online.
If by "watching Olympics," you mean Googling hot athletes and listening to Two Guys Five Rings, then yes, I am watching the Olympics.
February 7, 2026 at 4:47 PM
If by "watching Olympics," you mean Googling hot athletes and listening to Two Guys Five Rings, then yes, I am watching the Olympics.
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“I HATE JUDGMENTAL GAYS”
Proceeds to judge.
Exhausting.
Proceeds to judge.
Exhausting.
February 7, 2026 at 4:42 PM
“I HATE JUDGMENTAL GAYS”
Proceeds to judge.
Exhausting.
Proceeds to judge.
Exhausting.
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These two need to meet ASAP
February 7, 2026 at 4:31 PM
These two need to meet ASAP
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trans women playing women’s sports
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
trans women playing women’s sports
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My entire Grindr experience:
February 7, 2026 at 7:26 AM
My entire Grindr experience:
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
The Dion Dynasty needs to be broken up!
February 7, 2026 at 2:50 AM
The Dion Dynasty needs to be broken up!
Half my Skyline is watching Drag Race. The other half is watching the Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Half my Skyline is watching Drag Race. The other half is watching the Olympics
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Why make AI slop when you can jerk off instead
February 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Why make AI slop when you can jerk off instead
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I’m very comfortable and cozy on the D-list, being known mostly by children and bisexual librarians, but every now and then I think it would be fun to be famous just for one or two reasons, and this is never more true than when I remember The Muppet Show
February 6, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I’m very comfortable and cozy on the D-list, being known mostly by children and bisexual librarians, but every now and then I think it would be fun to be famous just for one or two reasons, and this is never more true than when I remember The Muppet Show
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HAPPY OLYMPICS DAY TO ALL THE GORGEOUS ATHLETES OUT THERE!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR BEING MUSCULAR!!!!!!!!!!
- MONOLITHBRAH
- MONOLITHBRAH
February 6, 2026 at 6:45 PM
HAPPY OLYMPICS DAY TO ALL THE GORGEOUS ATHLETES OUT THERE!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR BEING MUSCULAR!!!!!!!!!!
- MONOLITHBRAH
- MONOLITHBRAH
Pivoting right makes zero sense from a financial pov. The only reason they do it is to protect billionaires from blue hair and pronouns
"Twitter is not real life... [it] is the only platform where people still have a positive image of Trump.."
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February 6, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Pivoting right makes zero sense from a financial pov. The only reason they do it is to protect billionaires from blue hair and pronouns
I swear no one likes AI more than a Gen Xer.
February 6, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I swear no one likes AI more than a Gen Xer.