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Apparently Dorinda is replacing Jill. Maybe I will actually watch
Dorinda Medley was always the better choice over Jill Z@rin.
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February 11, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Apparently Dorinda is replacing Jill. Maybe I will actually watch
Since Pam Bondi is in the news, a story: a friend of mine worked at a local PBS station during Trump 1. She would use the station for all her media appearances. She apparently travels with this gaggle of Karens like a middle-aged sorority.
February 11, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Since Pam Bondi is in the news, a story: a friend of mine worked at a local PBS station during Trump 1. She would use the station for all her media appearances. She apparently travels with this gaggle of Karens like a middle-aged sorority.
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I can't even say I feel "boomer" for avoiding AI at all costs. It's the colleagues older than me that seem the most excited to use & invest in it.
February 11, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I can't even say I feel "boomer" for avoiding AI at all costs. It's the colleagues older than me that seem the most excited to use & invest in it.
A reminder that us queers in Florida hated her way back in 2013 when she blocked marriage equality as our AG. I can't wait to see her behind bars.
I know we dream a lot about the Big Beautiful Obituary, but the day Pam Bondi gets imprisoned for life for her role in facilitating the coverup of the biggest child sex trafficking scandal in US history is also going to be a very good day
February 11, 2026 at 6:28 PM
A reminder that us queers in Florida hated her way back in 2013 when she blocked marriage equality as our AG. I can't wait to see her behind bars.
I'll block you if you have "No DMs" in your bio. You can just turn them off. This isn't X, people.
February 11, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I'll block you if you have "No DMs" in your bio. You can just turn them off. This isn't X, people.
I used to like to complain that Presidents Day is a fake holiday because no one I knew had the day off. However, I finally know someone who has Monday off: Me! 🎉
February 11, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I used to like to complain that Presidents Day is a fake holiday because no one I knew had the day off. However, I finally know someone who has Monday off: Me! 🎉
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It hurts me so much that Hudson and Connor know what eachother taste like and I don’t know what either of them taste like 😖
February 11, 2026 at 9:04 AM
It hurts me so much that Hudson and Connor know what eachother taste like and I don’t know what either of them taste like 😖
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I am so curious about how one discovers a flair for the luge.
February 11, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I am so curious about how one discovers a flair for the luge.
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Bad Bunny halftime show: 128.2 milion viewers
Kid Rock halftime show: 6.1 million viewers
"Culture war" may be a misnomer, honestly.
Kid Rock halftime show: 6.1 million viewers
"Culture war" may be a misnomer, honestly.
February 11, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Bad Bunny halftime show: 128.2 milion viewers
Kid Rock halftime show: 6.1 million viewers
"Culture war" may be a misnomer, honestly.
Kid Rock halftime show: 6.1 million viewers
"Culture war" may be a misnomer, honestly.
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🚨 One of my skeets broke containment 🚨 (at least it's not about politics)
February 10, 2026 at 11:08 PM
🚨 One of my skeets broke containment 🚨 (at least it's not about politics)
I decided to finally try chili crisp a while back. I bought a jar two weeks ago and it's almost gone. Okay, I totally get the hype.
February 10, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I decided to finally try chili crisp a while back. I bought a jar two weeks ago and it's almost gone. Okay, I totally get the hype.
Omg my boyfriend Jonathan Groff is on Good Hang this week!
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February 10, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Omg my boyfriend Jonathan Groff is on Good Hang this week!
My students talk about the US in such a positive way, sometimes in ways that I've never felt in my life. (These are the same people the current regime are trying to get rid of, btw.) The only thing they universally complain about: our healthcare system.
February 10, 2026 at 4:28 PM
My students talk about the US in such a positive way, sometimes in ways that I've never felt in my life. (These are the same people the current regime are trying to get rid of, btw.) The only thing they universally complain about: our healthcare system.
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February 10, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Yourself, but as a cartoon
February 10, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Yourself, but as a cartoon
I almost forgot: Bad Bunny and I have the same birthday. He's a soft Pisces boy like yours truly.
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February 10, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I almost forgot: Bad Bunny and I have the same birthday. He's a soft Pisces boy like yours truly.
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MAGA: "I didn't enjoy Bad Bunny's performance because it wasn't in English.
MAGA in the 80s: "Neun und neunzig Luftballoons..."
MAGA in the 80s: "Neun und neunzig Luftballoons..."
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February 9, 2026 at 2:58 PM
MAGA: "I didn't enjoy Bad Bunny's performance because it wasn't in English.
MAGA in the 80s: "Neun und neunzig Luftballoons..."
MAGA in the 80s: "Neun und neunzig Luftballoons..."
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Being regular weird isn't impressive anymore. People got used to it. But being weird weird, they never see it coming.
February 10, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Being regular weird isn't impressive anymore. People got used to it. But being weird weird, they never see it coming.
Shake your bon-bon, shake your bon-bon, shake your bon-bonnnnnn...
February 10, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Shake your bon-bon, shake your bon-bon, shake your bon-bonnnnnn...
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the primary reason rightwingers will never control culture is because everything they do is hinged upon it being a reaction to the broader culture. the TPUSA half time event would not exist without it being a representation of their grievences
February 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
the primary reason rightwingers will never control culture is because everything they do is hinged upon it being a reaction to the broader culture. the TPUSA half time event would not exist without it being a representation of their grievences
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
Dorinda Medley was always the better choice over Jill Z@rin.
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February 9, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Dorinda Medley was always the better choice over Jill Z@rin.
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Yeah, it wasn't super political that he brought out Ricky Martin to sing a song about not wanting PR to get turned into a hollowed out husk because of gentrification and tourism. Nothing political about him showing the Bourica diaspora. Or having two dudes dance. Or saying we're ALL Americans. Nope.
February 9, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Yeah, it wasn't super political that he brought out Ricky Martin to sing a song about not wanting PR to get turned into a hollowed out husk because of gentrification and tourism. Nothing political about him showing the Bourica diaspora. Or having two dudes dance. Or saying we're ALL Americans. Nope.