Christian ππ
@vidalporter.bsky.social
I love books and queer art. I teach grammar, but I'll never correct yours. He/him π
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Christian ππ
@vidalporter.bsky.social
Β· Nov 23
Reintroduction Thread:
Name: Christian
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Orlando, Florida USA
Interests: Gay Stuff/ Books/ Theater/ Drag/ Drag Race/ Jane Austen/ My Top 500 current crushes
Vocation: ESL Teacher/ Grammarian / Bon Vivant
Name: Christian
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Orlando, Florida USA
Interests: Gay Stuff/ Books/ Theater/ Drag/ Drag Race/ Jane Austen/ My Top 500 current crushes
Vocation: ESL Teacher/ Grammarian / Bon Vivant
Yourself, but as a cartoon
February 10, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Yourself, but as a cartoon
I almost forgot: Bad Bunny and I have the same birthday. He's a soft Pisces boy like yours truly.
a man with curly hair is drinking from a coconut with a pink umbrella in his mouth
ALT: a man with curly hair is drinking from a coconut with a pink umbrella in his mouth
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I almost forgot: Bad Bunny and I have the same birthday. He's a soft Pisces boy like yours truly.
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MAGA: "I didn't enjoy Bad Bunny's performance because it wasn't in English.
MAGA in the 80s: "Neun und neunzig Luftballoons..."
MAGA in the 80s: "Neun und neunzig Luftballoons..."
a person standing in a field with 99 luftballons written on the top
ALT: a person standing in a field with 99 luftballons written on the top
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 PM
MAGA: "I didn't enjoy Bad Bunny's performance because it wasn't in English.
MAGA in the 80s: "Neun und neunzig Luftballoons..."
MAGA in the 80s: "Neun und neunzig Luftballoons..."
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Being regular weird isn't impressive anymore. People got used to it. But being weird weird, they never see it coming.
February 10, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Being regular weird isn't impressive anymore. People got used to it. But being weird weird, they never see it coming.
Shake your bon-bon, shake your bon-bon, shake your bon-bonnnnnn...
February 10, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Shake your bon-bon, shake your bon-bon, shake your bon-bonnnnnn...
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the primary reason rightwingers will never control culture is because everything they do is hinged upon it being a reaction to the broader culture. the TPUSA half time event would not exist without it being a representation of their grievences
February 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
the primary reason rightwingers will never control culture is because everything they do is hinged upon it being a reaction to the broader culture. the TPUSA half time event would not exist without it being a representation of their grievences
I hate when people think "underrated" means "Two years ago people gave it its flowers but they have moved on."
February 9, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I hate when people think "underrated" means "Two years ago people gave it its flowers but they have moved on."
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
There's a reason that man had so many children π₯΅
February 9, 2026 at 6:40 PM
There's a reason that man had so many children π₯΅
Dorinda Medley was always the better choice over Jill Z@rin.
a woman says " you 've got the wrong audience here " in front of a real housewives logo
ALT: a woman says " you 've got the wrong audience here " in front of a real housewives logo
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Dorinda Medley was always the better choice over Jill Z@rin.
I'm very white, but I live in a city with a lot of Latin people especially Puerto Ricans, so I caught a lot of it. But there were probably things I missed.
February 9, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I'm very white, but I live in a city with a lot of Latin people especially Puerto Ricans, so I caught a lot of it. But there were probably things I missed.
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Yeah, it wasn't super political that he brought out Ricky Martin to sing a song about not wanting PR to get turned into a hollowed out husk because of gentrification and tourism. Nothing political about him showing the Bourica diaspora. Or having two dudes dance. Or saying we're ALL Americans. Nope.
February 9, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Yeah, it wasn't super political that he brought out Ricky Martin to sing a song about not wanting PR to get turned into a hollowed out husk because of gentrification and tourism. Nothing political about him showing the Bourica diaspora. Or having two dudes dance. Or saying we're ALL Americans. Nope.
Don't tell MAGA this, they might start doing this π
February 9, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Don't tell MAGA this, they might start doing this π
Post a banger that isn't in English. (Lots of people don't know Mika regularly sings in French)
youtu.be/_MPtXUeUznY?...
youtu.be/_MPtXUeUznY?...
February 9, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Post a banger that isn't in English. (Lots of people don't know Mika regularly sings in French)
youtu.be/_MPtXUeUznY?...
youtu.be/_MPtXUeUznY?...
MAGA: "I didn't enjoy Bad Bunny's performance because it wasn't in English.
MAGA in the 80s: "Neun und neunzig Luftballoons..."
MAGA in the 80s: "Neun und neunzig Luftballoons..."
a person standing in a field with 99 luftballons written on the top
ALT: a person standing in a field with 99 luftballons written on the top
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 PM
MAGA: "I didn't enjoy Bad Bunny's performance because it wasn't in English.
MAGA in the 80s: "Neun und neunzig Luftballoons..."
MAGA in the 80s: "Neun und neunzig Luftballoons..."
I have to do paperwork this week to wrap up two classes, and I'm broke until Friday, so I am π
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I have to do paperwork this week to wrap up two classes, and I'm broke until Friday, so I am π
Monday is feeling extra Monday today
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Monday is feeling extra Monday today
Bad Bunny definitely won
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Bad Bunny definitely won
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Now I donβt have to hear about the Super Bowl for another year
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Now I donβt have to hear about the Super Bowl for another year
Me: C7
You: Excuse me?
Me: I'm sorry. I thought this was a vending machine because you look like a snack...
You: Excuse me?
Me: I'm sorry. I thought this was a vending machine because you look like a snack...
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Me: C7
You: Excuse me?
Me: I'm sorry. I thought this was a vending machine because you look like a snack...
You: Excuse me?
Me: I'm sorry. I thought this was a vending machine because you look like a snack...
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As a gay Latino they raised me
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
As a gay Latino they raised me
To the people posting the commercials suck this year: Yeah, they've sucked for almost a decade now. When evangelists and crypto bought up all the air time, they ruined it. The fun commercials you're remembering are from the Obama era.
February 9, 2026 at 2:19 AM
To the people posting the commercials suck this year: Yeah, they've sucked for almost a decade now. When evangelists and crypto bought up all the air time, they ruined it. The fun commercials you're remembering are from the Obama era.
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My ideal version of America is what I saw Bad Bunny encapsulate: multicultural, multigenerational, queer, empathetic, and full of raucous love.
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
My ideal version of America is what I saw Bad Bunny encapsulate: multicultural, multigenerational, queer, empathetic, and full of raucous love.