Christian 💘💌
@vidalporter.bsky.social
I love books and queer art. I teach grammar, but I'll never correct yours. He/him 🌈
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Christian 💘💌
@vidalporter.bsky.social
· Nov 23
Reintroduction Thread:
Name: Christian
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Orlando, Florida USA
Interests: Gay Stuff/ Books/ Theater/ Drag/ Drag Race/ Jane Austen/ My Top 500 current crushes
Vocation: ESL Teacher/ Grammarian / Bon Vivant
Name: Christian
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Orlando, Florida USA
Interests: Gay Stuff/ Books/ Theater/ Drag/ Drag Race/ Jane Austen/ My Top 500 current crushes
Vocation: ESL Teacher/ Grammarian / Bon Vivant
One lesson from WW2 fascism the current regime hasn't learned: You have to make the foot soldiers happy. It's not enough to be "owning the libs." It's bread and circuses. They've been providing the circuses, not so much the bread...
I've been taking in the reporting on dissatisfaction and resentment within the federal paramilitaries.
And, y'all, we are wearing them the fuck down.
And, y'all, we are wearing them the fuck down.
February 8, 2026 at 5:17 PM
One lesson from WW2 fascism the current regime hasn't learned: You have to make the foot soldiers happy. It's not enough to be "owning the libs." It's bread and circuses. They've been providing the circuses, not so much the bread...
Every time I see Dems saying a popular piece of legislation doesn't have "the votes," I think about how the Republican House under Obama would hold a vote to repeal the ACA over and over again.
February 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Every time I see Dems saying a popular piece of legislation doesn't have "the votes," I think about how the Republican House under Obama would hold a vote to repeal the ACA over and over again.
Happy Bad Bunny Day!
February 8, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Happy Bad Bunny Day!
I'm watching the Opening Ceremonies. It's so pretty, just what you expect from Italy
February 8, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I'm watching the Opening Ceremonies. It's so pretty, just what you expect from Italy
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crickets from the free speech crowd, of course
FAMU can't use the word Black on anything posted around campus related to Black History Month, to stay in compliance with Florida state laws against DEI. Black students can't use the word Black at their Historically Black College during Black History Month.
February 8, 2026 at 3:35 PM
crickets from the free speech crowd, of course
My birthday is next month and I always try to plan something, but I am at a serious loss what to do this year.
February 8, 2026 at 1:33 AM
My birthday is next month and I always try to plan something, but I am at a serious loss what to do this year.
Barney and the kids programming that followed broke people's brains. Kids shows used to always throw in jokes to keep adults engaged.
"Tell me you know nothing about the Muppets without telling me you know nothing about the Muppets."
February 8, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Barney and the kids programming that followed broke people's brains. Kids shows used to always throw in jokes to keep adults engaged.
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Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“I invite you now to rise in body and/or spirit and we’ll sing together…”
“I invite you now to rise in body and/or spirit and we’ll sing together…”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
‘Sorry, couldn’t get off mute.’
‘Sorry, couldn’t get off mute.’
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Wow, that IS fucked up!” 😂
“Wow, that IS fucked up!” 😂
February 7, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“I invite you now to rise in body and/or spirit and we’ll sing together…”
“I invite you now to rise in body and/or spirit and we’ll sing together…”
My dream list of hosts for future Muppet Show specials.
February 7, 2026 at 9:02 PM
My dream list of hosts for future Muppet Show specials.
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all i want for valentines is
February 7, 2026 at 7:32 PM
all i want for valentines is
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guys this is my friend she was robbed last night by SIX different women last night in broad daylight where she was robbed in an act of robbery so pls keep her in your thoughts #dragrace
February 7, 2026 at 5:30 PM
guys this is my friend she was robbed last night by SIX different women last night in broad daylight where she was robbed in an act of robbery so pls keep her in your thoughts #dragrace
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It's a week until Valentine's Day!
February 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It's a week until Valentine's Day!
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"I wish I could give you a trick or hint to remember it, but you just have to memorize it."
"I wish I could give you a trick or hint to remember it, but you just have to memorize it."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"And how does that make your feel?"
"And how does that make your feel?"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"How many sig-figs should we round our answer to?"
"How many sig-figs should we round our answer to?"
February 7, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"I wish I could give you a trick or hint to remember it, but you just have to memorize it."
"I wish I could give you a trick or hint to remember it, but you just have to memorize it."
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Urgent mutual aid need:
$620 for rent to keep a family in their home, including kids of parents who were taken by 🧊
If you can help please DM me and I'll send you my Venmo, PayPal, Apple Pay, whatever
$620 for rent to keep a family in their home, including kids of parents who were taken by 🧊
If you can help please DM me and I'll send you my Venmo, PayPal, Apple Pay, whatever
February 7, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Urgent mutual aid need:
$620 for rent to keep a family in their home, including kids of parents who were taken by 🧊
If you can help please DM me and I'll send you my Venmo, PayPal, Apple Pay, whatever
$620 for rent to keep a family in their home, including kids of parents who were taken by 🧊
If you can help please DM me and I'll send you my Venmo, PayPal, Apple Pay, whatever
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There are so many gay and gay-adjacent community activities to get involved in if you actually want to. Board games, film clubs, foodie culture, nude drawing groups, yoga, sports, etc.
My thinking is that the community activity of choice for a lot of these online complainers is complaining online.
My thinking is that the community activity of choice for a lot of these online complainers is complaining online.
February 7, 2026 at 5:18 PM
There are so many gay and gay-adjacent community activities to get involved in if you actually want to. Board games, film clubs, foodie culture, nude drawing groups, yoga, sports, etc.
My thinking is that the community activity of choice for a lot of these online complainers is complaining online.
My thinking is that the community activity of choice for a lot of these online complainers is complaining online.
If by "watching Olympics," you mean Googling hot athletes and listening to Two Guys Five Rings, then yes, I am watching the Olympics.
February 7, 2026 at 4:47 PM
If by "watching Olympics," you mean Googling hot athletes and listening to Two Guys Five Rings, then yes, I am watching the Olympics.
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“I HATE JUDGMENTAL GAYS”
Proceeds to judge.
Exhausting.
Proceeds to judge.
Exhausting.
February 7, 2026 at 4:42 PM
“I HATE JUDGMENTAL GAYS”
Proceeds to judge.
Exhausting.
Proceeds to judge.
Exhausting.
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These two need to meet ASAP
February 7, 2026 at 4:31 PM
These two need to meet ASAP
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trans women playing women’s sports
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
trans women playing women’s sports
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My entire Grindr experience:
February 7, 2026 at 7:26 AM
My entire Grindr experience:
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
The Dion Dynasty needs to be broken up!
February 7, 2026 at 2:50 AM
The Dion Dynasty needs to be broken up!
Half my Skyline is watching Drag Race. The other half is watching the Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Half my Skyline is watching Drag Race. The other half is watching the Olympics