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My annual Valentine's Day tradition of making myself a nice meal (this year is pot roast) and watching my favorite anti-love movie, Muriel's Wedding.
February 14, 2026 at 7:08 PM
My annual Valentine's Day tradition of making myself a nice meal (this year is pot roast) and watching my favorite anti-love movie, Muriel's Wedding.
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Happy Valentine's Day bloomfs, Bsky boyfriends, and crushes. Tell someone you love them today. 💖😍😘
February 14, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Happy Valentine's Day bloomfs, Bsky boyfriends, and crushes. Tell someone you love them today. 💖😍😘
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Nini Coco, if you read this, i’m free on thursday night and would like to hang out. please respond to this and then hang out with me on thursday night when i’m free.
February 15, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Nini Coco, if you read this, i’m free on thursday night and would like to hang out. please respond to this and then hang out with me on thursday night when i’m free.
My annual Valentine's Day tradition of making myself a nice meal (this year is pot roast) and watching my favorite anti-love movie, Muriel's Wedding.
February 14, 2026 at 7:08 PM
My annual Valentine's Day tradition of making myself a nice meal (this year is pot roast) and watching my favorite anti-love movie, Muriel's Wedding.
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Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
Happy Valentine's Day bloomfs, Bsky boyfriends, and crushes. Tell someone you love them today. 💖😍😘
February 14, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Happy Valentine's Day bloomfs, Bsky boyfriends, and crushes. Tell someone you love them today. 💖😍😘
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Just FYI: There will be no boyfriend reveal tomorrow from this account.
a woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and says i 'm dating myself
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and says i 'm dating myself
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February 13, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Just FYI: There will be no boyfriend reveal tomorrow from this account.
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related to the view among the professional commentariat that only students at ivys and boutique liberal arts colleges actually matter
This elitist view that only rich/Ivy/private school kids should study/have access the liberal arts is so deeply ingrained in so many highly educated Democrats’ views (including tons who majored in the lib arts themselves) that they don’t even realize they hold it, let alone how ugly & elitist it is
(3) But the Democrat view is also bad: while it's fine for people at Princeton and Harvard to study Latin and Sanskrit, public higher education is about job training and $ ROI. There is no room for the idea that curiosity-driven inquiry is a good that should be supported by the public.
February 13, 2026 at 8:03 PM
related to the view among the professional commentariat that only students at ivys and boutique liberal arts colleges actually matter
Just saw an ad for Nielsen ratings. I feel like I just saw a store that sells typewriters
February 14, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Just saw an ad for Nielsen ratings. I feel like I just saw a store that sells typewriters
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Ms. M’Lynn, it should make you feel better that the Dow is now over 50,000
February 13, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Ms. M’Lynn, it should make you feel better that the Dow is now over 50,000
I have a sudden urge to visit Paris.
February 13, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I have a sudden urge to visit Paris.
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have become wildly suspicious of the word “wholesome”
February 13, 2026 at 8:06 PM
have become wildly suspicious of the word “wholesome”
Just FYI: There will be no boyfriend reveal tomorrow from this account.
a woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and says i 'm dating myself
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and says i 'm dating myself
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Just FYI: There will be no boyfriend reveal tomorrow from this account.
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oomfs tomorrow when they see the men they've been flirting with for months posting their bfs/partners/husbands for valentine's
A close-up of a woman looking puzzled, with math equations appearing in front of her as she thinks.
Alt: A close-up of a woman's face looking puzzled, with math equations appearing in front of her as she thinks.
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February 13, 2026 at 2:40 PM
oomfs tomorrow when they see the men they've been flirting with for months posting their bfs/partners/husbands for valentine's
Kathy Griffin was on fire last night!
February 13, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Kathy Griffin was on fire last night!
I feel very attacked by today's NYT Spelling Bee.
February 13, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I feel very attacked by today's NYT Spelling Bee.
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I'm good with this.
February 12, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I'm good with this.
Happy Darwin Day!
a man and a woman are sitting in the back seat of a car with the words have you ever heard of charles darwin
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting in the back seat of a car with the words have you ever heard of charles darwin
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February 12, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Happy Darwin Day!
Apparently Dorinda is replacing Jill. Maybe I will actually watch
Dorinda Medley was always the better choice over Jill Z@rin.
a woman says " you 've got the wrong audience here " in front of a real housewives logo
ALT: a woman says " you 've got the wrong audience here " in front of a real housewives logo
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February 11, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Apparently Dorinda is replacing Jill. Maybe I will actually watch
Since Pam Bondi is in the news, a story: a friend of mine worked at a local PBS station during Trump 1. She would use the station for all her media appearances. She apparently travels with this gaggle of Karens like a middle-aged sorority.
February 11, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Since Pam Bondi is in the news, a story: a friend of mine worked at a local PBS station during Trump 1. She would use the station for all her media appearances. She apparently travels with this gaggle of Karens like a middle-aged sorority.
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I can't even say I feel "boomer" for avoiding AI at all costs. It's the colleagues older than me that seem the most excited to use & invest in it.
February 11, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I can't even say I feel "boomer" for avoiding AI at all costs. It's the colleagues older than me that seem the most excited to use & invest in it.