Christian 💘💌
@vidalporter.bsky.social
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Christian 💘💌
@vidalporter.bsky.social
· Nov 23
Reintroduction Thread:
Name: Christian
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Orlando, Florida USA
Interests: Gay Stuff/ Books/ Theater/ Drag/ Drag Race/ Jane Austen/ My Top 500 current crushes
Vocation: ESL Teacher/ Grammarian / Bon Vivant
Name: Christian
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Orlando, Florida USA
Interests: Gay Stuff/ Books/ Theater/ Drag/ Drag Race/ Jane Austen/ My Top 500 current crushes
Vocation: ESL Teacher/ Grammarian / Bon Vivant
Dorinda Medley was always the better choice over Jill Z@rin.
a woman says " you 've got the wrong audience here " in front of a real housewives logo
ALT: a woman says " you 've got the wrong audience here " in front of a real housewives logo
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Dorinda Medley was always the better choice over Jill Z@rin.
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Yeah, it wasn't super political that he brought out Ricky Martin to sing a song about not wanting PR to get turned into a hollowed out husk because of gentrification and tourism. Nothing political about him showing the Bourica diaspora. Or having two dudes dance. Or saying we're ALL Americans. Nope.
February 9, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Yeah, it wasn't super political that he brought out Ricky Martin to sing a song about not wanting PR to get turned into a hollowed out husk because of gentrification and tourism. Nothing political about him showing the Bourica diaspora. Or having two dudes dance. Or saying we're ALL Americans. Nope.
Post a banger that isn't in English. (Lots of people don't know Mika regularly sings in French)
youtu.be/_MPtXUeUznY?...
youtu.be/_MPtXUeUznY?...
February 9, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Post a banger that isn't in English. (Lots of people don't know Mika regularly sings in French)
youtu.be/_MPtXUeUznY?...
youtu.be/_MPtXUeUznY?...
MAGA: "I didn't enjoy Bad Bunny's performance because it wasn't in English.
MAGA in the 80s: "Neun und neunzig Luftballoons..."
MAGA in the 80s: "Neun und neunzig Luftballoons..."
a person standing in a field with 99 luftballons written on the top
ALT: a person standing in a field with 99 luftballons written on the top
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 PM
MAGA: "I didn't enjoy Bad Bunny's performance because it wasn't in English.
MAGA in the 80s: "Neun und neunzig Luftballoons..."
MAGA in the 80s: "Neun und neunzig Luftballoons..."
Monday is feeling extra Monday today
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Monday is feeling extra Monday today
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Now I don’t have to hear about the Super Bowl for another year
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Now I don’t have to hear about the Super Bowl for another year
Me: C7
You: Excuse me?
Me: I'm sorry. I thought this was a vending machine because you look like a snack...
You: Excuse me?
Me: I'm sorry. I thought this was a vending machine because you look like a snack...
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Me: C7
You: Excuse me?
Me: I'm sorry. I thought this was a vending machine because you look like a snack...
You: Excuse me?
Me: I'm sorry. I thought this was a vending machine because you look like a snack...
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As a gay Latino they raised me
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
As a gay Latino they raised me
To the people posting the commercials suck this year: Yeah, they've sucked for almost a decade now. When evangelists and crypto bought up all the air time, they ruined it. The fun commercials you're remembering are from the Obama era.
February 9, 2026 at 2:19 AM
To the people posting the commercials suck this year: Yeah, they've sucked for almost a decade now. When evangelists and crypto bought up all the air time, they ruined it. The fun commercials you're remembering are from the Obama era.
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My ideal version of America is what I saw Bad Bunny encapsulate: multicultural, multigenerational, queer, empathetic, and full of raucous love.
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
My ideal version of America is what I saw Bad Bunny encapsulate: multicultural, multigenerational, queer, empathetic, and full of raucous love.
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Again it is world defining ironic that people took a slim majority win a low turn out election as a culture-changing moritoruma that America Is Like This Now only for everyone up to and including the Super Bowl to go no
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Again it is world defining ironic that people took a slim majority win a low turn out election as a culture-changing moritoruma that America Is Like This Now only for everyone up to and including the Super Bowl to go no
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
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This song is about gentrification and overtourism. Ricky was singing about how Bad Bunny doesn't want what happened to Hawaii to take place in Puerto Rico.
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
This song is about gentrification and overtourism. Ricky was singing about how Bad Bunny doesn't want what happened to Hawaii to take place in Puerto Rico.
In Orlando, everyone is either queer, Latin/Puerto Rican, or both, so Bad Bunny is like a god here...
Okay, this might be the best visuals I have ever seen during a halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
In Orlando, everyone is either queer, Latin/Puerto Rican, or both, so Bad Bunny is like a god here...
Okay, this might be the best visuals I have ever seen during a halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Okay, this might be the best visuals I have ever seen during a halftime show
I'm watching A Mighty Wind instead of the Super Bowl. If I can figure it out, I will watch Bad Bunny
a woman says " and i learned to play the ukulele in one of my last films , not so tiny tim . "
ALT: a woman says " and i learned to play the ukulele in one of my last films , not so tiny tim . "
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I'm watching A Mighty Wind instead of the Super Bowl. If I can figure it out, I will watch Bad Bunny
Charlie Puth has always given me "straight (ish), but will try to make out with you after two beers" vibe
a man in a scooby doo costume has a stuffed animal on his head .
ALT: a man in a scooby doo costume has a stuffed animal on his head .
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Charlie Puth has always given me "straight (ish), but will try to make out with you after two beers" vibe
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Happy 30th birthday to the episode of Murder She Wrote in which the cast of Friends murder each other but not as thoroughly as Angela Lansbury murders the premise of their show
February 8, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Happy 30th birthday to the episode of Murder She Wrote in which the cast of Friends murder each other but not as thoroughly as Angela Lansbury murders the premise of their show
One of my Instagram crushes performs at Universal. He posted a pic of his Mardi Gras outfit and it's basically just a harness and some wings. Thank you gay theme parks costumers, for turning hotties into sluts...
February 8, 2026 at 9:20 PM
One of my Instagram crushes performs at Universal. He posted a pic of his Mardi Gras outfit and it's basically just a harness and some wings. Thank you gay theme parks costumers, for turning hotties into sluts...
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I have yet to see any evidence that there is a market for AI-generated books outside of people being tricked into thinking they are not AI-generated books. AKA, it is a project of scamming and deceiving people, and really should be treated as fraud
February 8, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I have yet to see any evidence that there is a market for AI-generated books outside of people being tricked into thinking they are not AI-generated books. AKA, it is a project of scamming and deceiving people, and really should be treated as fraud
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Whenever I see lesbians out in the wild
February 8, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Whenever I see lesbians out in the wild
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(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
February 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
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Anyone: “Well actually…”
Me:
Me:
February 8, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Anyone: “Well actually…”
Me:
Me: