Christian 💘💌
@vidalporter.bsky.social
I love books and queer art. I teach grammar, but I'll never correct yours. He/him 🌈
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Just FYI: There will be no boyfriend reveal tomorrow from this account.
a woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and says i 'm dating myself
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and says i 'm dating myself
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February 13, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Just FYI: There will be no boyfriend reveal tomorrow from this account.
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related to the view among the professional commentariat that only students at ivys and boutique liberal arts colleges actually matter
This elitist view that only rich/Ivy/private school kids should study/have access the liberal arts is so deeply ingrained in so many highly educated Democrats’ views (including tons who majored in the lib arts themselves) that they don’t even realize they hold it, let alone how ugly & elitist it is
(3) But the Democrat view is also bad: while it's fine for people at Princeton and Harvard to study Latin and Sanskrit, public higher education is about job training and $ ROI. There is no room for the idea that curiosity-driven inquiry is a good that should be supported by the public.
February 13, 2026 at 8:03 PM
related to the view among the professional commentariat that only students at ivys and boutique liberal arts colleges actually matter
Just saw an ad for Nielsen ratings. I feel like I just saw a store that sells typewriters
February 14, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Just saw an ad for Nielsen ratings. I feel like I just saw a store that sells typewriters
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Ms. M’Lynn, it should make you feel better that the Dow is now over 50,000
February 13, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Ms. M’Lynn, it should make you feel better that the Dow is now over 50,000
I have a sudden urge to visit Paris.
February 13, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I have a sudden urge to visit Paris.
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have become wildly suspicious of the word “wholesome”
February 13, 2026 at 8:06 PM
have become wildly suspicious of the word “wholesome”
Just FYI: There will be no boyfriend reveal tomorrow from this account.
a woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and says i 'm dating myself
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and says i 'm dating myself
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February 13, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Just FYI: There will be no boyfriend reveal tomorrow from this account.
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oomfs tomorrow when they see the men they've been flirting with for months posting their bfs/partners/husbands for valentine's
A close-up of a woman looking puzzled, with math equations appearing in front of her as she thinks.
Alt: A close-up of a woman's face looking puzzled, with math equations appearing in front of her as she thinks.
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February 13, 2026 at 2:40 PM
oomfs tomorrow when they see the men they've been flirting with for months posting their bfs/partners/husbands for valentine's
Kathy Griffin was on fire last night!
February 13, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Kathy Griffin was on fire last night!
I feel very attacked by today's NYT Spelling Bee.
February 13, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I feel very attacked by today's NYT Spelling Bee.
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I'm good with this.
February 12, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I'm good with this.
Happy Darwin Day!
a man and a woman are sitting in the back seat of a car with the words have you ever heard of charles darwin
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting in the back seat of a car with the words have you ever heard of charles darwin
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February 12, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Happy Darwin Day!
Apparently Dorinda is replacing Jill. Maybe I will actually watch
Dorinda Medley was always the better choice over Jill Z@rin.
a woman says " you 've got the wrong audience here " in front of a real housewives logo
ALT: a woman says " you 've got the wrong audience here " in front of a real housewives logo
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February 11, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Apparently Dorinda is replacing Jill. Maybe I will actually watch
Since Pam Bondi is in the news, a story: a friend of mine worked at a local PBS station during Trump 1. She would use the station for all her media appearances. She apparently travels with this gaggle of Karens like a middle-aged sorority.
February 11, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Since Pam Bondi is in the news, a story: a friend of mine worked at a local PBS station during Trump 1. She would use the station for all her media appearances. She apparently travels with this gaggle of Karens like a middle-aged sorority.
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I can't even say I feel "boomer" for avoiding AI at all costs. It's the colleagues older than me that seem the most excited to use & invest in it.
February 11, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I can't even say I feel "boomer" for avoiding AI at all costs. It's the colleagues older than me that seem the most excited to use & invest in it.
A reminder that us queers in Florida hated her way back in 2013 when she blocked marriage equality as our AG. I can't wait to see her behind bars.
I know we dream a lot about the Big Beautiful Obituary, but the day Pam Bondi gets imprisoned for life for her role in facilitating the coverup of the biggest child sex trafficking scandal in US history is also going to be a very good day
February 11, 2026 at 6:28 PM
A reminder that us queers in Florida hated her way back in 2013 when she blocked marriage equality as our AG. I can't wait to see her behind bars.
I'll block you if you have "No DMs" in your bio. You can just turn them off. This isn't X, people.
February 11, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I'll block you if you have "No DMs" in your bio. You can just turn them off. This isn't X, people.
I used to like to complain that Presidents Day is a fake holiday because no one I knew had the day off. However, I finally know someone who has Monday off: Me! 🎉
February 11, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I used to like to complain that Presidents Day is a fake holiday because no one I knew had the day off. However, I finally know someone who has Monday off: Me! 🎉
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It hurts me so much that Hudson and Connor know what eachother taste like and I don’t know what either of them taste like 😖
February 11, 2026 at 9:04 AM
It hurts me so much that Hudson and Connor know what eachother taste like and I don’t know what either of them taste like 😖
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I am so curious about how one discovers a flair for the luge.
February 11, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I am so curious about how one discovers a flair for the luge.
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Bad Bunny halftime show: 128.2 milion viewers
Kid Rock halftime show: 6.1 million viewers
"Culture war" may be a misnomer, honestly.
Kid Rock halftime show: 6.1 million viewers
"Culture war" may be a misnomer, honestly.
February 11, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Bad Bunny halftime show: 128.2 milion viewers
Kid Rock halftime show: 6.1 million viewers
"Culture war" may be a misnomer, honestly.
Kid Rock halftime show: 6.1 million viewers
"Culture war" may be a misnomer, honestly.