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Christian πŸ’˜πŸ’Œ
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I love books and queer art. I teach grammar, but I'll never correct yours. He/him 🌈
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Name: Christian

Pronouns: He/Him

Location: Orlando, Florida USA

Interests: Gay Stuff/ Books/ Theater/ Drag/ Drag Race/ Jane Austen/ My Top 500 current crushes

Vocation: ESL Teacher/ Grammarian / Bon Vivant
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Bad Bunny halftime show: 128.2 milion viewers
Kid Rock halftime show: 6.1 million viewers

"Culture war" may be a misnomer, honestly.
February 11, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I loved Vs S2 because I loved La Grande Dame on France. The chemistry of this season is so odd. There is a lot of chaotic energy
February 11, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Oh I will try that!
February 10, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 11:02 PM
🚨 One of my skeets broke containment 🚨 (at least it's not about politics)
February 10, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Lao Ganma, with the frowning lady. πŸ˜‚
February 10, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I find it in Asian grocery stores but I guess it's becoming more popular so probably?
February 10, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Ooooo, thanks
February 10, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Morning, hotness
February 10, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I decided to finally try chili crisp a while back. I bought a jar two weeks ago and it's almost gone. Okay, I totally get the hype.
February 10, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Omg my boyfriend Jonathan Groff is on Good Hang this week!
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February 10, 2026 at 4:31 PM
My students talk about the US in such a positive way, sometimes in ways that I've never felt in my life. (These are the same people the current regime are trying to get rid of, btw.) The only thing they universally complain about: our healthcare system.
February 10, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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Ok, this whole video is fucking hilarious!
🀣🀣🀣

youtu.be/PDYdP5gQqVQ?...
February 10, 2026 at 12:58 PM
We do!
February 10, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Yourself, but as a cartoon
February 10, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I almost forgot: Bad Bunny and I have the same birthday. He's a soft Pisces boy like yours truly.
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February 10, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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MAGA: "I didn't enjoy Bad Bunny's performance because it wasn't in English.
MAGA in the 80s: "Neun und neunzig Luftballoons..."
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February 9, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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Being regular weird isn't impressive anymore. People got used to it. But being weird weird, they never see it coming.
February 10, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Shake your bon-bon, shake your bon-bon, shake your bon-bonnnnnn...
February 10, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Hottie
February 10, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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the primary reason rightwingers will never control culture is because everything they do is hinged upon it being a reaction to the broader culture. the TPUSA half time event would not exist without it being a representation of their grievences
February 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I hate when people think "underrated" means "Two years ago people gave it its flowers but they have moved on."
February 9, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM