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ChrisTurkey N Cakes 🦃 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 27m

How sweet, they remembered! 🤭

A big illuminated sign on a building that’s meant to say “WELCOME BACK HOME” but the letter M is burnt out so it just says “WELCOME BACK HOE”

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Christian 🦃🪄 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 21m

Really, Katy? Maybe take some time off. Spend some time strolling through Montreal with your man, Justin Trudeau

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Christian 🦃🪄 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 46m

TIL there was a pie crust monopoly at one point. Imagine being like, "That politician is bought and paid for by Big Pie!"

Tasting History with Max Miller @tastinghistory.bsky.social · 59m

Water Pie was around long before the Great Depression, but it’s a cheap and tasty dessert for any hard times. youtu.be/_FA7Rekqu94?...

Water Pie for Hard Times

YouTube video by Tasting History with Max Miller

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 2h

Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face the right way.

by Ezra Klein

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Christian 🦃🪄 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 1h

Chick-fil-A isn't even that good. I don't get why some people die on this hill

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Christian 🦃🪄 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 3h

The one good thing about these establishment GOPers dying while TACO is in the office is they get zero recognition from the White House, which is frankly what they deserve. Even a Dem president would feel the obligation to do something

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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 5h

honor dick cheney’s memory by shooting someone in the face and making them apologize for it

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it’s ya baster boy Nix🦃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 11h

the gays the straights
🤝
“Jonathan Bailey is
so hot”

Pop Base @popbase.tv · 12h

People has named Jonathan Bailey the Sexiest Man Alive of 2025.

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Christian 🦃🪄 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 4h

Well deserved (and frankly overdue for picking an openly queer man)

Pop Base @popbase.tv · 12h

People has named Jonathan Bailey the Sexiest Man Alive of 2025.

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Christian 🦃🪄 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 13h

It's best with a generous amount of Parmesan cheese. Add a little pasta water to the sauce if you're feeling fancy

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Christian 🦃🪄 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 13h

I've posted this before but Odd Nights Pasta: Cook your favorite pasta. In a frying pan, add a good amount of olive oil. Add chopped garlic. Let garlic cook but before it gets brown, add one 28 oz can of diced tomatoes. Add some dried basil and/or oregano. Cook until the tomatoes start to break down

DuendeonFuego @duendeonfuego.bsky.social · 18h

IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING

do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.

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Christian 🦃🪄 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 13h

Sometimes I will microwave some peas in a bag and add them. Or cook a leftover veg for a bit (like asparagus) before I add the rice.

Christian 🦃🪄 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 13h

Rice and eggs have been a staple for me (and eggs are cheap again). Heat a lot of butter or olive oil in a frying pan. Add 2 cups of cooked rice. (Preferably cold). Scramble 5-6 eggs and put the eggs over the rice. Stir until the eggs are cooked. Add lots of shredded cheese & s&p.

DuendeonFuego @duendeonfuego.bsky.social · 18h

IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING

do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.

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Christian 🦃🪄 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 14h

😍🥵

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 14h

“Couldn’t love him any more.”

“Couldn’t love him anymore.”

Grammar matters.

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Christian 🦃🪄 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 15h

*Hits the "I'm this photo, and I don't like it"*

A woman on a bed surrounded by various items including a purse, a jacket, and one heel. The woman appears to be in motion. The text: When I catch myself wanting a boyfriend, but remember I still need to get my PhD, speak 6 languages fluently, pick up a 100 niche hobbies, make 5k a week, get my dream body, and reach my full potential.

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Christian 🦃🪄 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 16h

It really upsets me that so many people don't see how "establishment" Republicans primed us for the current moment we are living. TACO didn't invent ICE, George W Bush did. Tea Party leaders like Palin primed us for hostility and outright lying. TACO is treading paths laid out for him

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Christian 🦃🪄 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 16h

People want to give John McCain credit for one time in 2008 not letting a random voter call Obama a Muslim terrorist. Meanwhile, he unleashed Sarah Palin into the national stage, and primed us all for TACO

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Christian 🦃🪄 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 19h

They also changed the household Netflix password.

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pumpkin spice lasagna 🍁🍂 (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 20h

It’s Monday, so I’m here to remind you again to STOP 👏🏻 PLATFORMING 👏🏻 HARRY 👏🏻 POTTER 👏🏻 GAYS

(And now Róisín Murphy gays too!)

Stop interacting with them, stop following them.

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ALT: a group of girls are sitting at a table in a cafeteria eating food .

media.tenor.com

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Croc Top 🏳️‍🌈 @eb-geebies.bsky.social · 20h

The broom collab I never saw coming

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Christian 🦃🪄 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 22h

Happiness Project Day 3: My current crop of students is pretty great. I'm working with intermediate students, which is great because I can have conversations with them. It makes Mondays a little easier. 💖

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Mister Fantasdick @geekyjp.bsky.social · 23h

I think it says something how eager centrists are to sell out queer people for absolutely nothing

Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 1d

1. The anti-trans panic is losing steam, at least when it comes to elections.

New polls in battleground races in Virginia and New Jersey show voters prefer Democrats to Republicans on trans issues by double digits.

This as centrist groups urge capitulation.

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New Poll: Voters Prefer Democratic Candidates Approach To Trans Rights Over Republicans

A new poll, which surveys voters who will partake in the New Jersey and Virginia governor races, found that voters were not impressed with Republican anti-trans positions.

www.erininthemorning.com

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Christian 🦃🪄 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 1d

Many Muslims get up at 6am to pray, something I doubt this "Christian" does

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Brian PJ Cronin @brianpjcronin.bsky.social · 2d

Recently my brother in law explained what gerrymandering was to a coworker and they didn’t believe him because if that were really happening there would be riots in the street

Sheryl Weikal and the colorful Parrotlegals @leftistlawyer.com · 2d

This week I had someone tell me they're not worried about SNAP being cut off because "that's illegal, so it's impossible Trump could do that, so obviously it's just media sensationalism." Another person told me they weren't worried about ICE because "they can't detain you if you're legally here."

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