Vincent Hefter
@vincenthefter.bsky.social
I come from a long
line of haikuists. Or should
that be three SHORT lines?... © 2010 Vincent Hefter
#haiku #humoroushaiku #17sillybles #senryu #humour #whatever #thelandofcheesefondue.blogspot.com
line of haikuists. Or should
that be three SHORT lines?... © 2010 Vincent Hefter
#haiku #humoroushaiku #17sillybles #senryu #humour #whatever #thelandofcheesefondue.blogspot.com
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November 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 AM
November 10, 2025 at 7:36 AM
5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever #theanthologyofverse.blogspot.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 AM
It's on the telly again. I thought I'd hate watching it, but I'm enjoying the memories it's stirring up. Shout out to Ted Simon's 'Jupiter's Travels'. It inspired me, maybe it'll inspire you?...
#CelebrityRaceAcrossTheWorld
#CelebrityRaceAcrossTheWorld
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It's on the telly again. I thought I'd hate watching it, but I'm enjoying the memories it's stirring up. Shout out to Ted Simon's 'Jupiter's Travels'. It inspired me, maybe it'll inspire you?...
#CelebrityRaceAcrossTheWorld
#CelebrityRaceAcrossTheWorld
The difference between 'conjugate' and 'decline'?
A verb CAN be conjugated but CAN'T be declined, whereas a credit card CAN'T be conjugated, but CAN be declined.
Well, mine often is.
#EnglishGrammar #Humour
A verb CAN be conjugated but CAN'T be declined, whereas a credit card CAN'T be conjugated, but CAN be declined.
Well, mine often is.
#EnglishGrammar #Humour
November 8, 2025 at 10:57 AM
The difference between 'conjugate' and 'decline'?
A verb CAN be conjugated but CAN'T be declined, whereas a credit card CAN'T be conjugated, but CAN be declined.
Well, mine often is.
#EnglishGrammar #Humour
A verb CAN be conjugated but CAN'T be declined, whereas a credit card CAN'T be conjugated, but CAN be declined.
Well, mine often is.
#EnglishGrammar #Humour
November 8, 2025 at 7:33 AM
November 8, 2025 at 7:31 AM
November 8, 2025 at 7:27 AM
With no apologies to our Secretary of State for Justice...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
November 8, 2025 at 7:26 AM
With no apologies to our Secretary of State for Justice...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
November 7, 2025 at 7:56 AM
May he never meet his Waterloo (or marry beneath his station)
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
November 7, 2025 at 7:53 AM
May he never meet his Waterloo (or marry beneath his station)
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
November 7, 2025 at 7:50 AM
November 7, 2025 at 7:49 AM
November 6, 2025 at 9:48 AM
November 6, 2025 at 9:47 AM
November 6, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Double-Breasted Magnolia...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
November 6, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Double-Breasted Magnolia...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
(Rumour has it he let his wife and kids down, too)
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
November 5, 2025 at 7:48 AM
(Rumour has it he let his wife and kids down, too)
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
November 5, 2025 at 7:47 AM
November 5, 2025 at 7:30 AM
November 5, 2025 at 7:29 AM
'THE MAN YOU KNIGHTED', a short story by Vincent Hefter.
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"Who's that?" asked the King.
"That's David Beckham, sir. The Man United last Tuesday"...
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#DavidBeckham #KingCharles #Investiture #ManchesterUnited @manutd.bsky.social
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"Who's that?" asked the King.
"That's David Beckham, sir. The Man United last Tuesday"...
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#DavidBeckham #KingCharles #Investiture #ManchesterUnited @manutd.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM
'THE MAN YOU KNIGHTED', a short story by Vincent Hefter.
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"Who's that?" asked the King.
"That's David Beckham, sir. The Man United last Tuesday"...
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#DavidBeckham #KingCharles #Investiture #ManchesterUnited @manutd.bsky.social
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"Who's that?" asked the King.
"That's David Beckham, sir. The Man United last Tuesday"...
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#DavidBeckham #KingCharles #Investiture #ManchesterUnited @manutd.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 7:09 AM
November 4, 2025 at 7:07 AM