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People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden.
I did ayawaksa and found out crab man was my mother in a past life.
December 21, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I did ayawaksa and found out crab man was my mother in a past life.
I want to do ayawaska so i can become asexual
December 21, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I want to do ayawaska so i can become asexual
I want to become asexual like a monk.
December 21, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I want to become asexual like a monk.
Guys this is so true.
December 21, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Guys this is so true.
Hi guys. I have compartmentalized your entire soul and presented it to you thru a series of bulletpoints.
December 21, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Hi guys. I have compartmentalized your entire soul and presented it to you thru a series of bulletpoints.
Playing a game of geopolitics on it.
December 21, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Playing a game of geopolitics on it.
Guys you should allow yourself absolutely no weaknesses. You should be absolutely perfect like God at all times.
December 21, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Guys you should allow yourself absolutely no weaknesses. You should be absolutely perfect like God at all times.
Whatever guys. I‘ll just find your weakness and exploit it till you’re a shell of a person. Just kidding guys, my phone typed that by itself.
December 21, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Whatever guys. I‘ll just find your weakness and exploit it till you’re a shell of a person. Just kidding guys, my phone typed that by itself.
Guys i am shining like a fiery beacon and you don’t even care.
December 21, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Guys i am shining like a fiery beacon and you don’t even care.
Guys i just wrote this beautiful poem,
December 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Guys i just wrote this beautiful poem,
Learned today that my small boss doesn’t think im a team player.
December 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Learned today that my small boss doesn’t think im a team player.
I hate old people they remind me of anthony weiner
December 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I hate old people they remind me of anthony weiner
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i let mike wazowski hit a sneaky link
December 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
i let mike wazowski hit a sneaky link
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that must be so stressful my seesta
December 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
that must be so stressful my seesta
Everyone loves my lack of emotional responses
December 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Everyone loves my lack of emotional responses
Im alergic to pennycllin (cant spell that) so i cant let myself get any STDs
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Im alergic to pennycllin (cant spell that) so i cant let myself get any STDs
Food is so disgusting.
December 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Food is so disgusting.
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mike tysons lunch out with friends
December 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
mike tysons lunch out with friends
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i should salt my coffee
December 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i should salt my coffee
Guys we are escaping to the great sunshine!
December 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Guys we are escaping to the great sunshine!
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Guys shes so me its crazy
April 27, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Guys shes so me its crazy
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Omg guys the moon is balsamic tonight . Astrology is so crazy
April 27, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Omg guys the moon is balsamic tonight . Astrology is so crazy
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25 year olds are so crazy
May 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
25 year olds are so crazy