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♍ Virgo enough said

@virgoneyez.bsky.social

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Before marriage you should first make them use a computer with a slow internet just to see who they really are!

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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · Nov 14

And you and suspect need to shut the hell up !

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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · Sep 4

Today I wanted to tell this lady why dont you intoduce your upper lip to
your bottom lip and shut the fuck up....but I needed my job..

♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · Sep 4

IN MY HOUSEHOLD THERE IS GOD 。* 。 ° 。 ° ˛˚˛ *
_Π____*。*˚ ˚ ˛ •˛•˚
/________/~＼。˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ •˛• ˚
｜田田｜門｜ • Dear Lord, you know I am not perfect and I fall short everyday of my life, but I want to take time out to say thank you for your mercy and grace.

Amen !

♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · Sep 4

Customer"Look at my face, does it look like I care?"

Me: "Well by looking at your face, God didn't care either....Get the hell on...Bastard
😂😂😂😂😂

♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · Sep 4

How do you cut the ocean in half?

With a sea-saw
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a monkey wearing a pirate hat with a crossbones on it

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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · Sep 3

Who can smell this picture ?

♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · Sep 3

Right !

♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · Sep 2

It's too late in the evening for your breath to be smelling like ear ring backs🤒😷😷

a man wearing glasses and a suit is making a funny face and saying nope

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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · Aug 29

Why was the drug dealer jealous of the prostitute?

Because she could wash her crack and sell it again !

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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · Aug 26

The Bible said “Whoever finds a Virgo found a Good thing. 🤣🤣🤣

♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · Aug 26

I’m Sorry I Lied To You Martin, I Just Didn’t Wanna Go To Arizona!

Now I See Why! 😂😂😂😂

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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · Aug 24

I didn't think I'll ever say this ... But I can't wait till it turns colder than Steve Harvey teeth 🥵🥵🥵

♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · Aug 23

I hate when people leave their bad breath behind after talking to me .. hey , come get this shit! 😳😳

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♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · Aug 23

♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · Aug 22

My fake name is "Bobby".🤣🤣🤣 What's y'all ?

♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · Aug 21

Dru Hill: We were…

Me : Fivvvvvvvvvvvvvvve Steps

♍ Virgo enough said @virgoneyez.bsky.social · Aug 20

My electric bill landed today looks like I got charged for the sunlight, moonlight, streetlight, the light of the holy spirit & the light at the end of the tunnel.
🙄🙄🙄