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𝙰𝚘𝚒 @virtualjokester.bsky.social · Jul 24

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𝙰𝚘𝚒 @virtualjokester.bsky.social · Jul 30

"Seriously, who'd thought that I would see a fleshie with a tail."

From inside of Wendy's phone, she would talk straight to @sarahcute94.bsky.social.

"Like serious, what purpose does the tail even serve anyways?"

𝙰𝚘𝚒 @virtualjokester.bsky.social · Jul 30

pengu

It's just an energy drink lol.

𝙰𝚘𝚒 @virtualjokester.bsky.social · Jul 30

pengu

I have actually tried that Mega Man G-Fuel. It tastes just like a blue raspberry Icee.

𝙰𝚘𝚒 @virtualjokester.bsky.social · Jul 30

“Exactly my point, Pinkie. Without other electronics around, if I was to exit you phone, I wouldn’t be able to go too far away from your phone.”

She did look rather annoyed.

“Plus, it’s only you and your tailed girlfriend over there.”

She knew that @sarahcute94.bsky.social was also there?

𝙰𝚘𝚒 @virtualjokester.bsky.social · Jul 30

“I mean… I can leave your phone if I want to, it’s just that I can’t really go far since your phone is the only electronic out here. Without any other electronic around, I can’t really go anywhere while outside of your phone…”

Wait… she could leave the phone?

𝙰𝚘𝚒 @virtualjokester.bsky.social · Jul 30

And she didn’t answer… She appears to have gone back to her quiet boredom…

𝙰𝚘𝚒 @virtualjokester.bsky.social · Jul 30

“You honestly aren’t a nerd. Nerds are those people with the geeky glasses always on and non stop talking about things like tabletop games and fictional loves of theirs.”

𝙰𝚘𝚒 @virtualjokester.bsky.social · Jul 30

“Yeah! Didn’t you realize that I was being rather sarcastic when I went on about talking about fog? Who the hell would want to even talk about fog to start with?!”

She… clearly seemed annoyed at the current moment.

𝙰𝚘𝚒 @virtualjokester.bsky.social · Jul 30

“Shut it, Pinkie! I was being sarcastic!”

Did she just call Wendy… Pinkie?

𝙰𝚘𝚒 @virtualjokester.bsky.social · Jul 30

“What is there to even talk about?”

She let out a clearly bored sigh.

“Want to talk about all that fog, cause that would totally not be boring…”

Yeah, her tone had clear sarcasm to it.

𝙰𝚘𝚒 @virtualjokester.bsky.social · Jul 30

“M-My name is Aoi… W-Where exactly is this…?”

In the current state the blue girl was in, she was about as small as Sakuya’s hand in size, not to mention completely intangible to physical touch… not to mention her whole body almost seemed… to be like TV static or like when an old TV had those lines.

𝙰𝚘𝚒 @virtualjokester.bsky.social · Jul 30

“It’s so boring… I can’t use your phone’s internet browser to go look at things online, and there aren’t any games in here either…”

𝙰𝚘𝚒 @virtualjokester.bsky.social · Jul 30

@saffroncedar.bsky.social would be able to spot a clearly bored Aoi inside of her phone...

𝙰𝚘𝚒 @virtualjokester.bsky.social · Jul 30

@scarletdevilmaid.bsky.social would be able to spot a small blue hologram floating about the main hall of the Scarlet Manor...

"This place sure is creepy..."

𝙰𝚘𝚒 @virtualjokester.bsky.social · Jul 30

"To honestly have a chance to have a proper physical body outside of electronics..."

She seemed annoyed at something...

"It's not like such a miracle will ever happen though... It'll only just be a dream for me... to one day have a proper physical body..."

𝙰𝚘𝚒 @virtualjokester.bsky.social · Jul 30

"You're lucky that I can't physically smack you."

𝙰𝚘𝚒 @virtualjokester.bsky.social · Jul 30

-- people, be able to actually eat all of the yummy looking food that the fleshies get to enjoy, and so much more..."

A very audible sigh would be released by her.

"Even if just for a single day... I would honestly be willing to do anything, just so I can have a proper physical body..."

𝙰𝚘𝚒 @virtualjokester.bsky.social · Jul 30

"Like, you know how cool it would be if I had a proper physical body, even just for a day? There would be so many different things that I could try that I couldn't have been able to try any other way!"

She was still mumbling to herself...

"Not to mention that I would be able to properly hug --

𝙰𝚘𝚒 @virtualjokester.bsky.social · Jul 29

"If I have to be honest... I sometimes wish I could have a proper physical body out side of electronics for even just a day..."

Aoi could be heard quietly mumbling to herself.

"Like, there is so much that the fleshies get to enjoy that I can't, just because I don't have a proper physical form..."

𝙰𝚘𝚒 @virtualjokester.bsky.social · Jul 29

"I keep overhearing some fleshies talking about some Porygon thing. Are they those weird jaggy red and blue ducks I see sometimes inside of computers?"

𝙰𝚘𝚒 @virtualjokester.bsky.social · Jul 29

"There is one thing I don't think I will ever be able to understand... and that is the taste in fashion some of you fleshies have."

𝙰𝚘𝚒 @virtualjokester.bsky.social · Jul 29

Aoi was just watching what @devilishbeauty.bsky.social was doing.

𝙰𝚘𝚒 @virtualjokester.bsky.social · Jul 29

"Honestly, who knows."

She simply shrugged.

𝙰𝚘𝚒 @virtualjokester.bsky.social · Jul 29

"The talking one? Yeah, I already met them."

𝙰𝚘𝚒 @virtualjokester.bsky.social · Jul 29

"Don't worry, I am just as confused as you are, Rise."