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Haylee Ortiz ♿️ @virtueisrelative.bsky.social · 2d

In Bellingham WA, taken by my MiL. #nokings

Haylee Ortiz ♿️ @virtueisrelative.bsky.social · 13d

My tooth hurts but I’m still smiling so this is correct.
11 months until we throw a party and kiss each other in front of everyone.

Haylee Ortiz ♿️ @virtueisrelative.bsky.social · 16d

Megan’s hair is stupid and none of you told her. #megthomas #deadbydaylight #dbdsurvivor #nea #taurie

Haylee Ortiz ♿️ @virtueisrelative.bsky.social · Sep 20

I feel ya. This can be changed easily though. Treat it like national “talk like a pirate” day… childish…

Haylee Ortiz ♿️ @virtueisrelative.bsky.social · Sep 20

Just your neighborhood young SSDI/Medicare girl posting a screenshot of what Medicare sent today… Can you spot the reason I hate it here?

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Haylee Ortiz ♿️ @virtueisrelative.bsky.social · Sep 20

If 97-98% of media is against you, you might be a bad person.

Haylee Ortiz ♿️ @virtueisrelative.bsky.social · Sep 18

Everyday just feels like another quake of capitalism’s death rattle.

I am a fall risk. This is fucked.

Haylee Ortiz ♿️ @virtueisrelative.bsky.social · Sep 18

I once accidentally went to a Marshmello show.

Haylee Ortiz ♿️ @virtueisrelative.bsky.social · Sep 14

Some local guy was screaming on another app about a Home Depot not flying their flag half-mast. “I’ll take my business elsewhere!” Type shit and citing Kirk as an “official”. This fanboy attitude about MAGA is crazy. I hope we have something like a Nuremberg when this all falls apart.

Haylee Ortiz ♿️ @virtueisrelative.bsky.social · Sep 13

Come on rhetoric! I hate this timeline.

Haylee Ortiz ♿️ @virtueisrelative.bsky.social · Sep 13

The president has dementia.

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Haylee Ortiz ♿️ @virtueisrelative.bsky.social · Sep 8

As image technology gets better, "vegan leather" quality stays the same age.

It's free advertising for the leather industry at this point.

Haylee Ortiz ♿️ @virtueisrelative.bsky.social · Sep 2

Murder City Devils signed this for me. I had J get it from the car because everything else was just black...

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Haylee Ortiz ♿️ @virtueisrelative.bsky.social · Aug 27

Amen...

The only minority group you can join at any time 😂 | Josh Blue Stand-Up Comedy

YouTube video by Dry Bar Comedy

youtube.com

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Haylee Ortiz ♿️ @virtueisrelative.bsky.social · Aug 24

Oh shit! Congrats to @foxyshazam.bsky.social for the spotlight (opening song) on Peacemaker season 2! See them if they come through! #foxyshazam #flamingotrigger #nachoproblems #welcomeback #michaeljordan

Haylee Ortiz ♿️ @virtueisrelative.bsky.social · Aug 22

Screenshot of Trump’s public schedule since yesterday when it became noticeably boring. Timing seems totally legit. #putin #epstein #texasdems #newsom #southpark #vaccines #cankles #heaven #dementia #vance #lgbtq #federaljudge #ghislaine #maga #fafo

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Haylee Ortiz ♿️ @virtueisrelative.bsky.social · Aug 9

“Hey internet, why do I feel like shit?”

*search specific symptoms*

“It’s normal? Again?”

🥵🤯😡

#spoonie #chronic #medicallyclumsy #forevertired #autoimmune #flareup #migraine

Haylee Ortiz ♿️ @virtueisrelative.bsky.social · Aug 8

Imagine the World Cup and Olympics if this shit keeps up. I smell boycotts and bribes at the minimum and that’s just the GOPs diaper genie. #groundbreaking #democrats #bullshit #trump #dementia #resign

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Haylee Ortiz ♿️ @virtueisrelative.bsky.social · Aug 7

South Park commentary everywhere with no mention of the WATER BOTTLE gag. Those little touches make the digs better... #southpark #getherjade #noemkillspuppies

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Haylee Ortiz ♿️ @virtueisrelative.bsky.social · Jul 30

RIP to Ozzy. You kept me close to Dad until he finally married for happiness and I will never forget every fucking lyric because you were Jim's favorite. RIP to Grandpa Paul. It feels like shit to be thankful that you made it back to family to say goodbye, ICE be damned. #lilthankful #fuckmaga

Haylee Ortiz ♿️ @virtueisrelative.bsky.social · Jul 24

Foley outlives another. Long live Mick Foley.

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Haylee Ortiz ♿️ @virtueisrelative.bsky.social · Jul 22

The Tear Garden is still releasing new music. #i'llcomeback

#ka-spel #cevinkey #teargarden #legendarypinkdots #skinnypuppy #deadbydaylight

A Return

The Tear Garden · A Return · Song · 2025

open.spotify.com

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Haylee Ortiz ♿️ @virtueisrelative.bsky.social · Jul 22

I got home from DnD and as I was bringing dishes in (my turn for food) I just started crying. Everyone made a plate to go.

I haven't felt this flavor of happy since I worked in hospitality.
I only brought home dirty dishes. No leftovers. #hospitality #littlehappy #breakbread #nospoons

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Haylee Ortiz ♿️ @virtueisrelative.bsky.social · Jul 19

I told my closest friend to start playing and I’m so excited to hear if she comes out survivor, killer, or bisexual. 🤣
#deadbydaylight #DBD #lgbtq

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Haylee Ortiz ♿️ @virtueisrelative.bsky.social · Jul 18

Anyone else feel like the news is explaining a sick joke really fucking slowly for those that missed the years of foreshadowing? #wetoldyou #wetoldyouforyears #thanksMAGA

Oh, I had to switch Medicare plans and now might not qualify for my new plan because... paperwork. This is BEFORE it gets worse.