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Vite Ramen @viteramen.bsky.social · 3d

Can you guess what's coming next?

People have literally screamed its name at conventions

An indulgently c███y flavor that lingers on the tongue

Returning very soon!

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Vite Ramen @viteramen.bsky.social · 4d

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Why I spent a week writing four lines nobody would read.

One hour left, and I wasn’t done. Pings kept going off on my other screen, flooding my notifications. “Are you done yet?” “Tim we need it now” “Just send it no one’s going to read it anyway” I stared ...

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Vite Ramen @viteramen.bsky.social · 4d

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Autumn Tea Festival Landing

Your Health. Easy As Ramen. Savor Life's Little Victories with: -Up to 31g protein -27+ Vitamins & Minerals -7g Prebiotic Fiber -Delicious, Chef Crafted Flavors

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Vite Ramen @viteramen.bsky.social · 4d

This story is too long for Bluesky! Want to check it out? You can find it in full on our blog!

If you’re interested in the teas and teacups we made, we have them in a limited quantity for this year. You can get yours in the link below!

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Vite Ramen @viteramen.bsky.social · 11d

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Yuzu and Seiso v3.1 Return

After a months-long repierve, our two most popular flavors are making their highly-anticipated return with our NEW v3.1 Noodtrient broth!

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Vite Ramen @viteramen.bsky.social · 11d

You asked. A LOT.

The two popular plant based flavors, Yuzu Shoyu and Spicy Seiso are BACK, with NEW artwork and the v3.1 formula update!

And this time, every bundle order includes both Yuzu and Seiso art postcards!

First come, first serve! Get these popular flavors now!

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Vite Ramen @viteramen.bsky.social · 14d

ART REVEAL. SEPTEMBER 30TH.

@onigiri.onimart.gg
and @girldm.com

ARE BACK.

They're on the same truck as the rest of v3.1! Which I know has been delayed a lot more than we'd like but that's kinda how the world unfortunately is working right now!

SPICY SEISO AND YUZU SHOYU, NOW UPGRADED TO V3.1!

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Vite Ramen @viteramen.bsky.social · 17d

Some of the most popular flavors we've ever made...

Flavors so good people are shocked to discover they're plant-based.

Flavors people have been asking to come back for forever.

September 30th.
They're returning, in v3.1.

Artwork reveal soon.

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Vite Ramen @viteramen.bsky.social · 19d

We're close to revealing a 'new' flavor we're sure you're going to love. But we're not quite ready to let you know what it is. Not just yet!

We're excited to show it off to you so expect us to bring you updates in the coming weeks.

Keep your eyes open for something joining the store soon.

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Vite Ramen @viteramen.bsky.social · 23d

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Three repair companies couldn't fix it. Then Earl's dad showed up.

Tim here. Our forklifts have been dead for nine months. Both of them, including the small backup one. At least, I think it’s 9 months. I’m actually not entirely sure anymore. And, see... 50+ pallets, ...

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Vite Ramen @viteramen.bsky.social · 23d

50+ pallets, hundreds of packages, and more than THIRTY TONS of stuff (might be more, I’m guesstimating), from knives to bowls to aprons to ramen packaging, just all came rushing into our facility, all at once.

Check out the full update on our blog, linked below!

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Vite Ramen @viteramen.bsky.social · 26d

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IRyS Collection

The Nephilim of Hope and Despair from Hololive English, IRyS is a beloved virtual singer and streamer known for her "gap moe," shifting between an angelic "seiso" appearance and chaotic "YabaIRyS" per...

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Vite Ramen @viteramen.bsky.social · 26d

Less than 12 hours left before the IRyS x Vite Ramen collab is gone!

Pre-order your Hope Soda and Hopium Soda today!

HOPE SODA - Cherry Cola
Complex and mysteriously familiar.

HOPIUM SODA - Yuzu Lemon-Melon
For your bright, energetic moments!

Both are totally caffeine free!

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Vite Ramen @viteramen.bsky.social · Sep 11

YongYi's recipe: www.youtube.com/shorts/9tb9v...

Naked Noods:
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High Protein Budae Jigae (Korean Army Stew)

YouTube video by Vite Ramen

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Vite Ramen @viteramen.bsky.social · Sep 11

If you're looking for a little spice to warm your toes. Budae Jigae is quick, simple, and easy.

Plus, with Naked Noods you can make sure it's a meal packed with protein, fiber, iron, and B-vitamins. To help you meet your dietary needs regardless of what you like to throw in your soup.

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Vite Ramen @viteramen.bsky.social · Sep 5

So, we have too much Modular Sichuan v3.0.

Like, way too much. So...

COME HELP GET US RID OF IT.

Use code BOGOMODSICHUAN to buy one get one free!

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Vite Ramen @viteramen.bsky.social · Aug 26

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Tomoe Umarmy Collaboration

30g of smooth mixing, honeycrisp apple flavored whey protein. 23 essential nutrients and horse electrolytes. NALT to help cut through brain fog and keep focus post-workout. Digestive enzymes so your t...

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Vite Ramen @viteramen.bsky.social · Aug 26

NEIGH PROTEIN - NOW AVAILABLE FOR PREORDER!

Increase Your Horsepower:

🐴 30g Protein Per Serving Whey Isolate
🍎 Honeycrisp Apple Flavor
🐴 Horse Electrolytes
🍎 23 Nanoboosted Nutrients
🐴 Digestive Enzyme Support
🍎 NALT Dopamine and Focus Support

P.S. - Additional intel releases Thursday 8/28. 👀

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Vite Ramen @viteramen.bsky.social · Aug 7

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v3.0 Going Away Sale

Your Health. Easy As Ramen. Savor Life's Little Victories with: -Up to 31g protein -27+ Vitamins & Minerals -7g Prebiotic Fiber -Delicious, Chef Crafted Flavors

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Vite Ramen @viteramen.bsky.social · Aug 7

Now we're going to be upping the ante and making

Nanoboost 2.0 BOGO

Add any two flavors you'd like (or more!) to your cart and the second will be free.

You can mix and match flavors, or get a bunch of your favorite.

We won't judge.

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Vite Ramen @viteramen.bsky.social · Aug 6

Status of KFP and other preorder items.

(Unfortunately we can't make boat go faster last time we tried rowing we got thrown overboard)

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Vite Ramen @viteramen.bsky.social · Aug 5

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v3.0 Going Away Sale

Your Health. Easy As Ramen. Savor Life's Little Victories with: -Up to 31g protein -27+ Vitamins & Minerals -7g Prebiotic Fiber -Delicious, Chef Crafted Flavors

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Vite Ramen @viteramen.bsky.social · Aug 5

Right now everything in our 3.0 line (that includes Nanoboost 2.0) is 30% off!

No code needed, discount applied auto-magically at checkout.

This sale is going to run until we're entirely out of stock, so grab as much as you want before 3.0 is gone forever!

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Vite Ramen @viteramen.bsky.social · Aug 3

Only 7 Hours to Save a Year of Work (So I Went to Sleep?!)

The wild story of the Dokibird x Vite Ramen campaign

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A surprised chef watches a yellow haired chibi bounty hunter walk out of the garbage

Heading: THIS ALMOST SUCKED

7 HOURS TO SAVE A YEAR OF WORK

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Vite Ramen @viteramen.bsky.social · Jul 30

Pre-order NOW: viteramen.com/collections/...

Episode 1: youtu.be/zIyjyD811MY

Episode 2: youtu.be/sW7UBWo_Y3s

Episode 3: youtu.be/B3_0q_De3Mo

FINALE EPISODE: youtube.com/watch?v=xXcZ...

Dokibird

Your Health. Easy As Ramen. Savor Life's Little Victories with: -Up to 31g protein -27+ Vitamins & Minerals -7g Prebiotic Fiber -Delicious, Chef Crafted Flavors

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