VJKplop
@vjkplop.bsky.social
Actor, writer, comedian, poet. Dumb nerd, Gamer, Forever DM.
“Be Excellent to each other.” “Party on dudes.” -Wylde Stallions
“Be Excellent to each other.” “Party on dudes.” -Wylde Stallions
Why is it that the moment my pain level drops below a 3 my first thought is “I want to bump again.” 🙃
December 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Why is it that the moment my pain level drops below a 3 my first thought is “I want to bump again.” 🙃
Seasons don’t fear the reaper.
December 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Seasons don’t fear the reaper.
Now hold up, they spittin’!
Tired: police procedurals
Wired: cat procedurals, a series entirely focused on the drama and politics of being a cat
Wired: cat procedurals, a series entirely focused on the drama and politics of being a cat
December 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Now hold up, they spittin’!
Realistic military recruiting commercial: “Join the Navy, and you’ll have the privilege and honor of escorting the Marines where they are needed.”
November 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Realistic military recruiting commercial: “Join the Navy, and you’ll have the privilege and honor of escorting the Marines where they are needed.”
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
It was today I learned Austin Butler is an actor and not an nba prospect
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
It was today I learned Austin Butler is an actor and not an nba prospect
“I did not do it, I did not hit her I did NOT…. Oh hi Charlie Brown”
a picture of a man with long hair and the words i did nooot below him
ALT: a picture of a man with long hair and the words i did nooot below him
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
“I did not do it, I did not hit her I did NOT…. Oh hi Charlie Brown”
“Now all of China knows you are here, Charlie Brown”
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
“Now all of China knows you are here, Charlie Brown”
It’s wild how Disney has now failed to make a good Tron movie 3 times
November 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It’s wild how Disney has now failed to make a good Tron movie 3 times
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SNAP is a lifeline for workers in low-wage jobs.
Meanwhile, CEOs are paid 280x as much as the typical worker.
Don’t be angry at workers for using food stamps.
Be angry at the corporations paying them so little that they need them.
Meanwhile, CEOs are paid 280x as much as the typical worker.
Don’t be angry at workers for using food stamps.
Be angry at the corporations paying them so little that they need them.
November 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
SNAP is a lifeline for workers in low-wage jobs.
Meanwhile, CEOs are paid 280x as much as the typical worker.
Don’t be angry at workers for using food stamps.
Be angry at the corporations paying them so little that they need them.
Meanwhile, CEOs are paid 280x as much as the typical worker.
Don’t be angry at workers for using food stamps.
Be angry at the corporations paying them so little that they need them.
Eggs and beggy day! :D
November 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Eggs and beggy day! :D
@maffewgregg.bsky.social I feel Powerhouse Hobbs gentle caressing hangman’s cheek is a great gif opportunity. 😂
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
@maffewgregg.bsky.social I feel Powerhouse Hobbs gentle caressing hangman’s cheek is a great gif opportunity. 😂
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You ever hit that sweet spot where meat has gone bad, but isn’t yet rancid and both looks and smells normal?
I’ve spent more time on my toilet than in my bed this weekend 🙃
I’ve spent more time on my toilet than in my bed this weekend 🙃
November 3, 2025 at 1:10 PM
You ever hit that sweet spot where meat has gone bad, but isn’t yet rancid and both looks and smells normal?
I’ve spent more time on my toilet than in my bed this weekend 🙃
I’ve spent more time on my toilet than in my bed this weekend 🙃
Having a hard time putting pen to paper so I start scrolling my notes app, because I put random ideas for jokes/bits in there and leave them blank apart from the initial idea so I can fill in the gaps later. Then I come across the note “A bloody triangle with too many sides” and I think I’m done 😬
October 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Having a hard time putting pen to paper so I start scrolling my notes app, because I put random ideas for jokes/bits in there and leave them blank apart from the initial idea so I can fill in the gaps later. Then I come across the note “A bloody triangle with too many sides” and I think I’m done 😬
If you use AI it’s because you can’t write. So fucking don’t :)
This writer can help beat AI pushers with a large cinder block, says me www.theguardian.com/business/202...
AI can help authors beat writer’s block, says Bloomsbury chief
Publisher last week reported jump in revenue in academic and professional arm thanks to AI licensing deal
www.theguardian.com
October 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
If you use AI it’s because you can’t write. So fucking don’t :)
I know it’s not exactly standard to have critique of a movie that’s 32 years old, but WHY are we just supposed to accept that an elementary school had a whole ass crematorium in #HocusPocus?
October 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I know it’s not exactly standard to have critique of a movie that’s 32 years old, but WHY are we just supposed to accept that an elementary school had a whole ass crematorium in #HocusPocus?