finn
@vndvm.bsky.social
doing one long exposure therapy experiment on myself | she/they
getting involved with a hot girl and then finding out her type is "t boys who look like assholes".... hey.............
February 7, 2026 at 2:11 PM
getting involved with a hot girl and then finding out her type is "t boys who look like assholes".... hey.............
a 23 hour long first date where we didn't actually go do the intended plans 🤌🏼
February 5, 2026 at 8:01 PM
a 23 hour long first date where we didn't actually go do the intended plans 🤌🏼
they said it wasn't possible to get strep three times in one month but I am strong and determined and once again on antibiotics
January 31, 2026 at 2:14 AM
they said it wasn't possible to get strep three times in one month but I am strong and determined and once again on antibiotics
she hayley on my williams til I decode
January 23, 2026 at 4:11 AM
she hayley on my williams til I decode
she trans on my gender until I HRT
January 23, 2026 at 2:14 AM
she trans on my gender until I HRT
she WD-40 on my hinge until I
January 23, 2026 at 2:07 AM
she WD-40 on my hinge until I
she W on my 4 until I Form 1040
January 23, 2026 at 1:54 AM
she W on my 4 until I Form 1040
she game on my cube until I double dash
January 23, 2026 at 1:52 AM
she game on my cube until I double dash
she award on my season until I nominee
January 23, 2026 at 1:47 AM
she award on my season until I nominee
she burger on my king until I whopper
January 23, 2026 at 1:42 AM
she burger on my king until I whopper
she mighty on my duck until I quack! quack! quack! quack! quack! quack! quack! quack!
January 23, 2026 at 1:06 AM
she mighty on my duck until I quack! quack! quack! quack! quack! quack! quack! quack!
why is a jar of pasta sauce $8. what are we doing here
January 15, 2026 at 4:18 PM
why is a jar of pasta sauce $8. what are we doing here
I ate your leftovers they were too spicy for me and I cried. please come over and read your poetry to me again
January 14, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I ate your leftovers they were too spicy for me and I cried. please come over and read your poetry to me again
I told my coworker I was at the bar last night watching friends compete in a pool tournament and she was like "omg your life is always sooo crazy you're always up to something" brother that's a normal activity
January 14, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I told my coworker I was at the bar last night watching friends compete in a pool tournament and she was like "omg your life is always sooo crazy you're always up to something" brother that's a normal activity
ran for the L train while holding my microwaved taquito.... got chomped in the doors.... operator played the "it's dangerous to hold the doors" announcement... almost dropped my taquito...
January 7, 2026 at 10:17 PM
ran for the L train while holding my microwaved taquito.... got chomped in the doors.... operator played the "it's dangerous to hold the doors" announcement... almost dropped my taquito...
today I made a friend at the gym and I told her about my job and I asked what she does for work and she said she works for the UN and I felt sooooooo stupid
January 7, 2026 at 3:18 AM
today I made a friend at the gym and I told her about my job and I asked what she does for work and she said she works for the UN and I felt sooooooo stupid
can mamdani make a roll of paper towels cost one dollar
January 7, 2026 at 3:08 AM
can mamdani make a roll of paper towels cost one dollar
yall is this a seaser market or a uper I can't tell
January 7, 2026 at 1:38 AM
yall is this a seaser market or a uper I can't tell
somebody just texted me "the way you hold a gaze is definitely pulse-quickening" and it took my brain a full 10 minutes to reboot and think of a reply
January 5, 2026 at 1:44 AM
somebody just texted me "the way you hold a gaze is definitely pulse-quickening" and it took my brain a full 10 minutes to reboot and think of a reply
did everyone say hi to the moon today she's so pretty
December 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
did everyone say hi to the moon today she's so pretty
slept with a girl and 30 seconds after she finished while we were laying together I thought "I want to get up and go to the living room and watch Blade Runner"
December 31, 2025 at 6:10 AM
slept with a girl and 30 seconds after she finished while we were laying together I thought "I want to get up and go to the living room and watch Blade Runner"